It was just Friday when Carter Braxton Worth made an impromptu visit to the CNBC studios, harried from his summering festivities in Nantucket, to warn the world to be fearful of the market, to not use the minor decline as a reason to buy more stocks. Today, after a few bloody marys, Braxton unveiled his checkered pants basket of stocks, which he feels is a buy down here, now that the market went down for two days. He even went as far to embarrass himself by drawing imaginary trend lines on stocks which have clearly broken, the fuck, down.
This is typical Wall Street marketeering, trying to have cake and eat it too. Carter is either unaware of his actions, perhaps distracted by his flailing golf swing, or is simply insane.
You decide.
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I didn’t watch the video, but if that red mark on Dow Chemical’s chart is any indication, than this guy should use a paint brush for his trend lines.
PS: Profanity is hard to punctuate. I would have written “broken the fuck down” myself.
Good thing you’re not the founder of one of the most widely trafficked finance sites in the country and I am.
Fuck, off.
Relax, I remembered how you had threatened to kick somebody off for correcting one of your posts and I was just pushing your buttons. In all honesty, I could give a rat’s @ss about anyone’s punctuation; or splleing in a blog, just as long as the info is understandable.
Fat pig deserves to be hot iron branded to his attire selection.
Picnic basket? I’ll wait it out until these are in the bargain basement segment on CNBC sometime in the future.
This guy Worth’s job– Nice work if you can get it. No need to be consistent or make sense.
Not sure anyone can compete with Dennis Gartman. Does he get paid for the useless dribble he spouts?
Fat Pat Sajack is wrong.
He looks like he just pledged a Fraternity in the Khakis and blazer.
CB Worth is on the bath salts
Elon Musk and co doesn’t give a F about Brexit.
Hill-Larry-Us. What a doofus.
Drawing lines with a crayon and calling it market analysis is quite amusing. *chuckle*
Winthorpe’s been rattled by Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn.
I’ve always thought of Carter braxton worth as a champion croquet player as opposed to golf. It’s a much less laboured go to sport, after dabbling in so many years of intense badminton.
At least Karen Fineaman likes Carters chub. Lol
Any of you girls catch that one? I giggled
Regards
Chuck Bennett
Orange and pink clash horribly. His name should be stricken from the posts of the Yale Club.
That said, he’s clearly been given instructions.
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Here, in this video, is something very important to learn about advanced technical anAlysis – just draw an arbitrary up-sloping line on any chart and say: “From here it goes up … or hold…”
Fucking scammer…
(Bergamot spits)