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After a 35% Run in Commodities, Cramer’s Chart Girl Says They’re About to Breakout

For the better part of 5 weeks, commodity related stocks have enjoyed huge upticks, after catastrophic losses were imposed on them through January and early February. Since 2010, the sector has been plagued by over supply concerns and a softening GDP outlook in China. More or less, the commodity segment of the market has been a dreadful place to reside. Even worse, it has been next to impossible to time bottoms.

UNTIL NOW!

Cramer’s chart girl is suggesting that “this is it” and “now might be the occasion” to dive into the cement pool, headlong, for it will be brimming with chlorinated water soon.

Cramer must think we’re all gypsy fuckheads playing with voodoo dolls, fireside, by a flaming barrel of garbage– clamoring for idiot advice. Naturally, commodities are entitled to rally and could be on the verge of a supernatural denial of gravity. But, given the recent history, supported by the indelible facts that economies of scale are getting WORSE and not better, it’s not likely to occur.

This time is different. It feels different. Global growth could be coming back. My chart girl is super awesome and amazing and says if this line breaks that line, then all pandemonium will break loose.

Here are some of the 1 month returns of mega-cap stocks in the commodity space.

CLR +61%
CVE +22%
ECA +85%
PBR +57%
MRO +51%
FCX +38%
VALE +27%
TCK +26%

It’s worth mentioning, there are a litany of gold/silver stocks up high double digits thus far.

Nevertheless, the commodity sector is on the verge of breaking out…now.

Complete horseshit.

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4 comments

  1. frog

    Cramer says so much stuff & changes his mind so often that he is bound to be right a lot of the time– and wrong a lot of the time, but he won’t be reminding you of those times later. People have such short attention spans that this will probably keep working for him for the rest of his life.

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  2. probucks

    The CRAMER-top in Energy is here!

    Sell

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  3. bushwacker2

    ROFL! Where does Cramer come up with this bullshit?! The dollar pullback last week was an extension in a tactical Q4:2015/Q1:2016 pullback pattern. The dollar is moving into an important near term bottom and a new bounce will take it higher into Q2. The trigger for this move will come from a sell off in bonds on the back of an increasing gap versus strongly rising inflation expectations. Rising rates and a bouncing dollar are a headwind for commodities—the OPPOSITE of what Cramer is saying!!

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