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Doctor Copper Higher for 10th Time in Past 13 Trading Sessions

Do not concern yourselves with the fact that European indices are well off their highs, or that our futures have been walking down the past 2 hours (I never sleep. I am omnipresent).

The physician of the stock market, Dr. Copper, is telling you to chill. Everything is going to be alright.

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The head physician in Doctor Copper’s hospital is Dr. Freeport McMoran. He’s been in surgery all week, removing the brains of his patients. The stock has been recovering and might be digging itself out of a scary debt crisis hole.

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You are just a layman. These gentlemen are trained physicians. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the capital gains that will come.

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3 comments

  1. tradercaddy

    Just a simple colonoscopy.
    A flush out, if you may ask.

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  2. pb

    Higher in USD. Meanwhile back at the copper mine, it is lower in Aussies, Loonies, Euros, Pounds, Pesos, Rubles, Yen, etc.

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  3. jpmorgains

    Think they are just administering LSD to patients to induce last ditch buying…

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