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Betting On Yellen is Madness; She’s Insane

Traders are taking a huge gamble betting on the Fed to bail them out this afternoon. For the past two weeks, the Wall Street propaganda machine has been in full retard mode, trying to coax the Fed into adopting a “one and done” policy.

“Any reference to the volatility we’ve seen in the global financial markets, and the possible slowdown in Asia, is what the market’s going to be looking for,” said Gary Pollack, who manages $12 billion as head of fixed-income trading at Deutsche Bank AG’s Private Wealth Management unit in New York. “That’ll be key.”

Even before the January market turmoil, fed funds futures were pricing in just two rate increases by year-end. That’s shrunk to about one, and traders see around a one-in-four chance the Fed will raise rates at its meeting in March, data compiled by Bloomberg show.

“The belief is that international issues will prevent the Fed from doing the four rate hikes indicated” in December, said John Briggs, head of strategy for the Americas in Stamford, Connecticut, at RBS Securities Inc., one of the 22 primary dealers that trade with the Fed. Officials “are probably going to do as little as they can, so they don’t contribute to volatility in the market,” he said.

About a month ago, I said the market would crash until the Fed surrendered. Well, that’s exactly what transpired.

Reason dictates a rational response from the Fed. Since they hiked, China and oil have collapsed, with the former clownishly shedding $1.8 trillion in market cap. That has to be deflationary.

Copper has cracked. U.S. Steel and others cite an ongoing ‘industrial recession’ for their horrid plights. Even Apple is seeing some serious headwinds in the cycle.

Again, you’re assuming Janet Yellen is not insane. This is a woman who sent out her Fed heads to discuss her fucking ‘dot plot’ of 16 scheduled rate hikes from now until 2018, as the markets were cratering. It’s like she doesn’t own a television or read newspapers. She’s living in a vacuum, where submentals feed her Kansas Fed news only–always hawkish.

Judging her recent behavior and the actions of her board, I think she’s being punitive to Wall Street by design. I think she’s trying to decouple the Fed from the mood of Wall Street, hell bent on seeing rates “normalize”, despite the concerns of nearly everyone about the rate of change tightening aspects of going from 0% to 3% in a world wrought with nothing but deflation.

For my money, TLT is still my top pick.

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28 comments

  1. linmoo

    Is this Zerohedge or iBankCoin?

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  2. Dr. Fly

    Zero coin

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  3. Dr. Fly

    Or iBankhedge

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    • infinitezuul

      The dollar is the problem. All Yellen needs to do is weaken the dollar.

      Weakening the dollar solves all kinds of problems.

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    • infinitezuul

      lol @ the headline pic for this one. great choice

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  4. hedge500

    Someone take her out back and put her out of my misery.

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  5. juice

    Stop picking on the Yellen … she’s just a patsy, like Oswald

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  6. hftongue

    Yellen still has the common people and social unrest she has to report to. It’s either a choice of letting St. Louis and Baltimore turn into a pile of ash or QE4.

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  7. edgar

    It’s like she knows the stock market is overpriced or something. Weird.

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  8. blahblahblah

    mention AAPL take a drink

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  9. omfgitsjd

    You’ll have to wait for low oil to be the next QE, but it’s going to take quite awhile.

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  10. tradingnymph

    EVERYONE IS FORGETTING…Bank of Japan still has a 50/50 chance to stop my NICE BABY BEAR MARKET this week…even if FOMC releases it’s same old boiler plate statement that they just change a word or two if that. Japan could still release REAL MONEY, ouch.

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    • alty

      No one is forgetting because you make the same comment on every post of multiple bloggers

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      • tradingnymph

        I did the same thing about Draghi and ECB before he spoke last week and messed with the nice sell off. (Check the back blogs). When I worry, I worry. But not worried about Oil dropping even lower, we are NOW at 494.9 million barrels, the highest on record, and a Slower Economy…just ugly.

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    • gapfiller

      When is the BOJ’s statement going to be released?

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      • tradingnymph

        Thursday Night of course. Kuroda (Their Yellen) has been trying to talk the chances down at Davos last week. Japan is getting killed with the action in China cuz it’s Japans largest trading partner. IMHO something has to give soon.

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  11. dragun

    Is that the “Executive” she’s wearing? … been out of the trench coat business for a while

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  12. jungleegirl

    gramma needs to go back to barrows hall.

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  13. bexpo

    I think you are right. It is a weird feeling she won’t do what would be logical & calm the markets…but a rude awakening & a conscious uncoupling from Wall Street may be coming.

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  14. joyous__ending

    Yellen is a Democratic woman
    In the back of her mind is a little voice that says, “Hikes Hurt Hillary”

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  15. t.c.

    Yellen is going to poke the bear right between the eyes just to see what happens. Wall street is going to flip. Benjamin Bernanke is going to make $1 billion dollars today, going short.

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