It’s that time of year again, America. Go visit your family and stare into the abyss of your cellular mobile telephone device, as the food gets passed around, the alcoholic beverages flow and the many thousands of dollars you’ve spent on gifts goes entirely unappreciated. The pagan holiday of Xmas is one of my favorite forms of expressing hedonism. After all, I am a well mannered christian, one totally deserving of gifts, drink and beverage.
Like always, I will head towards the borough of Brooklyn this evening, to partake in the many traditions that I’ve grown to deserve. I believe lobster tails and shrimp are on the menu, staples in any Italian feast. Also, I will be making my famous mulled wine, something that I picked up a few years ago. I make it so strong it decimates any man or woman in its path.
We’re heading down the home stretch of 2015 now. I’d like to thank all of you, from the bleachers section of the reader class of persons, for visiting iBankCoin on a daily basis, helping to spread our brand of financial propaganda to the far reaches of the globe.
Did you know iBC is read in 66 countries, around this wonderful globe? Indeud.
At any rate, I had a good year and I hope most of you did too. Next week, I will be unveiling my 2016 picks and will be finalizing my GARP portfolio for Exodus, which is a semi-annual managed portfolio of growth stocks.
Okay lads, time to turn up the Frank Sinatra christmas melodies, watch a little It’s a Wonderful Life in the background, and stuff your faces with all sorts of delicacies. Get the kids tucked in early, so that Santa Claus can break into your house, via unguarded chimney, to 3x inverse burglar your house.
Merry Christmas,
Fly
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Merry Christmas Fly to you and your family. Best wishes for 2016! Looking forward to a GARP re-indexing.
Merry Christmas dude! Thanks for all the good information you share, and the entertainment as well.
Merry Christmas Dr. Fly. My gift to you is NOT posting a superior ‘Der Bingle’ holiday cut..
Frank is Chairman of the Board. Bing is a mere side salad, when Sinatra is the steak.
Indeud. Hope you and your “pal” and offspring have a wonderful season. Too busy to trade to pay for Exodus but enjoy you and Macke’s insights immensely. You truly add value to the planet. Thank you.
What ‘s painful to hear is a classic Christmas song performed by an artist only capable of a superficial rendition. I think an artist needs some life experience in order to bring some things to life.
Merry Christmas. Glad you had a good year.
Cheers to all.
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>Did you know iBC is read in 66 countries, around this wonderful globe?
Reciprocal Merry Christmas!! to all readers in 66 countries
Let optimism rule the day in 2016
Stick together people Scrooge has taken many forms this season
Merry Christmas IBC and everyone reading. Thanks Fly for everything. Bad market days are always made better after reading IBC. Looking forward to 2016.
I’m at my family Xmas eve gathering. Looking at my phone.
Pipe smoking Santa. Famous mulled wine. I must learn moar. Thanks le fly. The site is really looking even more tremendous than ever.
Merry Christmas Fly!
Burl Ives is the official voice of America’s Xmas.
Thanks for adding some delight to a simply horrible profession.
Best to you and yours. Even on the worst of market days we are all more fortunate than most and we should never forget this.
Merry Christmas to all!! Ho Ho Ho!
MERRY CHRISTmas fly on this day, December 25th, 2015 A.D. 🙂
thanks for a blog worth reading. p.s. I don’t own a cell phone. but I laugh at the rest of you.