This is the 7th Year Anniversary of the ‘Fellatio Bottom’

Back in the darkest days of 2008, iBankCoin was a destination for wizardry, dry good stuffs, survival gear, and end of days scenarios. In between all of that, I managed to crush the markets, both long and short, navigating it with the clarity of 10,000 Nostradamus’.

One of the more memorable days was when long term commenter, bear extraordinaire named CAP, threatened to seize upon his own penis and suck it, if the market reversed a most heinous downside action in less than 1 hour to go.
(read the comments section of that day, 10/23/08)

 

The odds were certainly in his favor. The market had been crushed to pieces; but we all sensed a shift coming, emanating from his very own comment.

By 3:33 pm, the locker room was filled with taunts, whipping CAP in the ass with wet towels.

By 3:40pm, the market was meandering, unsure as to which direction it wanted to take. CAP was, undoubtedly, perspirating and loathing the specter of having to commit auto-fellatio.

By 3:44pm, CAP, filled with regret, tried to  back peddle his way out of the bargain, casting aspersions on Henry Fool; but knowing full well, he was on deck to suck his own penis.

By 4:00pm, CAP’s fate was sealed. Truth be told, we never heard from him again. The great shame that befell his house that day must’ve forced him into a life of seclusion. Perhaps he went to find God in the mountainous regions of Nepal, become a monk, learn how to exhibit discipline when needed.

Wherever you are CAP, the good folks at iBankCoin wish you well. Thanks for the memories.

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