iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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MARGIN CALL TIME, GENTLEMEN

Three different scenarios will play out here; but most people trying to game it will lose.

We continue this fade and dive into the fucking rocks, into the bell, begging for mercy.

Or

The market fades the faders. Margin calls get liquidated. Natural buyers step in, stoking the flames of a short squeeze, running hot into the bell.

Or

We do none of that shit and just sort of limp into the bell, no viagra, no cialis. Just straight up impotency in a great big whore house.

Place your bets you degenerates. I’ll be over here eating sandwiches.

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6 comments

  1. duckkell

    Im an oilman

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  2. blahblahblah

    oh look it’s 1951 again…

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  3. ConManipulation

    Either flaccidity or castration will engulf and suffocate us all; our faces stuffed into a big bowl of limp dicks and bald, saggy scrotums, whose rubbery texture and tiny ribbed knobs will stick to our mouths & noses like glue. Worst part: It will happen right after the instant we’ve exhaled, so we won’t even have any breathe to mercifully hold. We’ll be left sucking for all we’re worth for a tiny bit of life giving o2, but all we’ll get is ribbed little knobs of ball sack stuffed deep into our throats.

    Of course, we could also soar like eagles, for all I fucking know.

    What does that chiusche Gartman say?

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  4. the dude

    We lose almost all the day’s gains, fucking over those who put on positions today. But we add a couple points to make everyone who didn’t buy today feel like a chump.

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  5. 1russianguy

    Listening to LD will clear your mind and make you a better trader.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpVHe5rLExk

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  6. job121

    For the curious that picture is from the Gadhimai festival in Nepal

    “It is estimated that 500,000 animals were sacrificed during the Gadhimai festival of 2009.” Son…

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadhimai_festival

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