One of you bedlamites had the audacity to quiz me as to how I could be so bearish today when I was exceedingly bullish yesterday. To answer this, I will present you with a scenario.
Imagine yourself a good upstanding citizen in a fine neighborhood. You talked to your friend Gladys just yesterday about how swell of a neighborhood it was, replete with the finest amenities money and position had to offer. You venture off from a late night nosh, alone, strolling near the park, amidst a view that has attracted the finest citizens this country has to offer, and has been doing so for the past 150 years.
Out of nowhere a man with a gorilla mask pops out from the trees and smashes you over the head with a large stick. He then takes your purse and leaves you with a stab wound from rump to stump. Well, that’s what China did to us last night and I don’t think I live in a nice neighborhood anymore.
The darkest horizon ever approaches, infused with Chinese black coal. It threatens to engross you in its rapture and reduce your life savings into saw dust. A confluence of significant events are converging, stemming from the disruption in the energy markets and ending in Beijing. Things are heating up in the Ukraine again and Obama has big ears and a small penis.
I’d like to tell you “everything is going to all right.” But it’s not. Many of you will lose fortunes, if you haven’t already. Donald “hair piece” Trump threatens to seize the presidency under the banner of declaring war on China and grape raping them into submission. These are not the days to be lax. You should be cautious.
We are living through the best days ever, with regard to scientific innovation and technological know-how. Then again, the 1930’s represented an era of rapid societal advancement, hamstrung by a mind-fuck of epic proportions. Once the confidence goes, all is lost.
Let’s review the cogs of this market.
Apple: Tianneman Squared
Caveat: Idea flow will remain a priority for me and I fully intend to trade the ranges. Even during the worst markets, there are pockets of jubilation. Moreover, there could be a shift in sentiment that causes me to revisit this dire outlook. But, for now, I remain statuesque in my opinion that the lot of you are entirely fucked, chopped meat, flattened out and grilled–ready to be eaten by celestials with really bad teeth.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter