iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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More Than Sixty NASDAQS

I had shit flying higher today, like ICPT, ONCE, AAPL, SBNY, EHIC, EBAY and MU–bulking up my returns to more than 1% for the day. I open my computer and graciously accept NASDAQS. I then convert them into King Dollars and go out and buy shit.

My top holding is now CYBR. I fully intend to drive rail spikes through all of you mother-fuckers talking shit about it soon.

We moved higher by 60 NASDAQS. I can’t say any of this surprises me. It’s hard to surprise the man surfing throughout outer space in a fucking time machine.

NOTE: I am 100% going through with the conference this Fall, so buy your fucking tickets now, else feel my wrath.

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15 comments

  1. zombie

    FIG

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  2. incometrader

    HABT faded and back down where it belongs – hamburgers are over, time for a new stupid theme to bid up

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  3. it is showtime

    NASDAQ is nothing less than a FRAUD now
    All those scams you hear about you’re not supposed to be dumb enough to fall for? You got a big one

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    • one-eighty

      SHOP is not a fraud. It’s a good company with a good product and lots of customers. Keep buying it because I own it!

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  4. one-eighty

    Why are gold and silver still in the toilet. Don’t people know that the world is fucked?

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    • it is showtime

      It’s the least-interesting-manipulation story to me.
      Always skip.
      But do believe gold probably supressed in some way some where.
      Based on the # of different reports since jan

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  5. ironbird

    Insanity no longer exists. We are all sane from now on. Act accordingly. Do not bother to hide the children they are all adults now. Scary ignorant verdict out west.

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  6. superpositron

    Will there be strippers at the conference?

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  7. formergeek

    Consider ourselves warned – Gartman just said you’d be a fool to short this market….

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