PAY ATTENTION

I had a guy ask me today if I wanted a fucking cannoli with my coffee. “Do I look like I eat cannolis with my fucking coffee…mate?”

On the Twitter, I read a distorted rant about some guy who admitted to decimating himself in the stocked market, over a period of 10 years. Instead of looking inward, he blamed his online broker for not firing him and then went on to talk about delusional shit, such as spending more time about the arts and travel.

Fuck you and the arts. I’ll strike you with my ballista or for a closer encounter, how about the ranseur?

There was a guy in the newspaper the other day who ventured off to purchase sex from some russian whore. A few short hours later, he woke up without his balls, literally. She drugged him, a surgeon came in, and dissected him like a fucking frog.

The world has always been a savage place. Quit pretending that it’s worse now than ever before. If anything, you can find a bit of “calm normality” amongst the 1st world nations of the world, providing you have a decent income. If not, you are subjected to wild gunfire, arguments over the hue of some lads t-shirt, or scuff marks about the old Air Jordan sneaker.

PAY ATTENTION.

The market isn’t hard to game. You just need to watch it, caress it like a delicate flower, and then attack it like a band of mounted mongols, circa 13th century Hungary.

We do it for you here, live, concierge style. But men will be men, always looking to build his own house, make his own mark. At some point in your miserable lifetimes, you will come to the conclusion that paying attention might be something that is too costly for your profoundly important schedules. For those people, I strongly advise seeking professional help and/or moving your money into an index fund and call it a day. For the lot of you, beggards and bastards alike with the mendacity of Brian Williams or “Baghdad” Bob: quit half assing your so called avocation into the capital markets. Invest in news feeds, get a good online broker, join the ranks of Exodus, 12631 and After Hours with Option Addict, and wait for those investments to reap returns.

Far too many of you want it all, without having to work for it.

Go away from my blog now.

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