First of all, stop offering me advice, period. The older I get, the greater awareness I have that I am genetically superior to you. All of the unsolicited advice strewn across my mind palace, on here and other social media venues, needs to stop–immediately.
But today I want to touch on another topic: QUADRUPLE WITCHING.
You know, fuck all of you guys and your condescending demeanor towards anyone who wasn’t– at some point in their fucked up Wall St careers– a pitched-fork serpent devil circulating in the options pits of Chicago.
“Bro, you have no idea. Watch them pin that stock. Look at the open interest. Bro, I am telling you.”
“Oh, look at that shit. Come here and look, bro; THEY’RE PINNING THEM.”
I recall in 2009 when those fucking pins were being summarily removed from the market and inserted into your fucking faces. Before I drink this entire barrel of wine, know this: one day the market will disjoint from fantasy island and it will happen on quadruple witching. It will rip your option trading faces off and skull fuck your eye sockets until the margin clerk gets around to blowing your brains out.
Fuck your pins and your options and everything else that you find to be “sanctimonious.”
I was down 0.5% today, on my day off, traveling about the Northeast corridor of the United States like a fucking vacuum salesman.
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I hear you bro. It’s like the 135lb 22 year old giving me advice on weight gain and to always train heavy to failure. It’s that STFU kinda Thang. Keep swinging Pimp.
Throwback Classic Fly. Been awhile. Epic.
Dr. Fly – you should wash that thirst for blood out of your mouth with a deluxe Smuttynose IPA. (not intended as advice)
I don’t drink fucking beer
I don’t believe you.
Only on happy Ireland day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4beP5nKtruo
You will never get advice from me…Last Friday I finally bailed on a stock that dropped 35% – (it had already dropped 30%) – only to see it gain 41% yesterday – everyone said QUADRUPLE WITCHING?
Your extreme description of being tortured by the market: Is Exactly how I feel- like a million pins were inserted into MY FACE!
Bexpo
It gets better. Don’t give up
That was funny.