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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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We’re Going Big This Week

First of all, we’re launching the 2nd Annual iBC Investors Conference tonight, right now (lock in the early bird pricing now. Last year’s tickets sold for $699. They will go up). What should attendees expect? Well, you should expect first class all the way, always. There will not be any expense spared and I do not care if I make money on these things. I will be in attendance, anonymously of course. I will reveal my identity to one person too, just like I did in Vegas.

Jeff Kohler aka The Option Addict will be the point man there for iBC, along with Ragin Cajun and Raul. Vincenzo Illuminati will be in attendance and special guest keynote speakers, thus far, will be Jeff Macke and the lovely Nicole Sherrod. I will likely add one or two guest speakers from now until the target date of 10/24/15. The event will be held at the Yale Club, NYC, which is a private club. So none of you ham and eggers will be permitted entrance without a ticket. This is a NYC event, so I expect all of you lazy clam-fuckers, who were too slothish to fly out to Vegas last year, to be in attendance. The VIP cocktail party will be held in the evening following the conference, in a secret location that will impress. Details will be provided on a need to know basis.

Markets are going to go gang-busters this week. I can feel it in my bones. Maybe it’s the wine in me talking, but I am going to make so much fucking money this week, faces will be punched off at an industrial pace.

One last order of business, I will be unveiling the new GARP portfolio in Exodus tonight. This is a semi-annually managed portfolio that I maintain for members, updated once in January and again in June. Here are the results, for the current portfolio that is soon to be replaced, thus far.

GARP

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20 comments

  1. lesurgeon

    I dont care if I have to hitch-hike with a trucker, I’m going to both, the conference and the after party!!!

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  2. halfbloodpope

    If anyone needs a place to stay at a great value, I can have Mah bring down an extra cot into the basement.

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  3. DaJuice

    Hmm, so early November really means late October. Oh well, one of these years I’ll make it.

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    • Dr. Fly

      I wanted to make it before Halloween, so I could show up in my Michael Meyers mask and kill all of you

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  4. YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    Nicole’s voice sounds like she is straight out of the movie Fargo

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  5. sloop

    Fly just to let you know I “Sloop” signed up for Exodus for the whole year just now. just an FYI

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    • sloop

      Do you provide an introduction video for Exodus?

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      • Dr. Fly

        Sloop

        Thank you for your business. Video is currently in production. In the meantime, email me and set up a live one on one demo.

        Flybroker@gmail

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        • sloop

          OK will be on Wed kids off school promised a camping trip lol! Thanks for your help

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  6. juice

    will be in Switzerland Oct 24 .. should you push it back to November for any reason, I’d love to attend

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    • it is showtime

      October 24 1929, a.k.a. “Black Thursday” – at this point, the panic had just begun with the market losing 11% in one day. …

      (whee)

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  7. it is showtime

    Minus — 0.7% — G d P

    Q2 g D p projected for +0.7 +0.8
    We’ll see how the new DOUBLE-SEASONALLY adjusted does

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  8. djmarcus

    Revealed identity to me of course?

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  9. Rastgen

    Sir, will The Real Sayke be there?

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  10. yoshii11

    best steak I ever had was at Yale Club…the presentation was delectable, too.

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