I am going to attack you now without provocation.
Most of you enjoy the way I use the english language, content with the wide array of words used, especially those of a profane nature. Others are “off-put” by it and find it to be reprehensible. Most simply believe this is how Fly talks, a sewered mouth from the borough of Brooklyn, a place where baseball bats were used to bash in skulls more than balls.
On this very night, on a balmy Sunday evening, I am going to reveal to you, the “reader class”, why it is that I use such fouled language.
A good friend of mine is a New York City police officer, narcotics, South of Bronx. He tells me stories of his adventures, things that neither you or I would ever dare to partake in. I asked him “are you ever able, old chap, to discuss reason with these people? Aren’t they interested in living a good life, one without wanton violence and indiscriminate acts of brutality?”
He replied “no, Fly. All they understand is the boot, so I give it to them.”
The same applies here. If, per chance, I were to go about my days on this blog like the gentleman that I was, none of you would listen or respect my words. I am forced to speak to you in a savage tongue because that is all you understand. Sure, I could say stuff like “oh, please, can you stop insulting me on this here blog, my family is very scared for my well being?” That would be retorted with screams from the peanut gallery of “he’s a pussy, let’s burn his fucking house down to the ground and CRUCIFY his wife and kids.”
Barbarous savages!
Instead, I am forced to warn you of inter-galactic warfare, violence on an unprecedented scale, and atrocities that can only be rivaled by the Lords in England, circa 13th century.
Now get the fuck out of here and be quiet about it.
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Yes, your kindness here would always be mistaken for weakness. Give us the boot, please. Also, what are your top ten positions?
That’s right Fly. You show those mulignans whose boss. You don’t take no shit from no one.
I can see how writing on the Internet could be like being a narcotics officer, at least in terms of verbal interactions.
Much of the Internet is wall to wall trolls. Looking at them all over the Net, you would think somebody was awarding a million bucks to the most depraved and obnoxious troll.
Is Frog gay? No homo. Some sort of politically correct bot? Fucking robot in human terms. Mix between Liberia and San Francisco.
a blog post about cursing and a title picture of deadwood….yet no use of the phrase “cock sucker.”
I’m disappointed. 🙁
There was a possible double entendre on “balls”.