iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I WILL NOT GO AWAY IN MAY

Fuck you. You can’t tell me what to do. I intend on punishing my family this summer by working through the scalding hot temperatures without pause (no homo)–like a runaway machine with uncontrollable AI. While the lot of you prance about in your fucking capris halfway across Europe, “The Fly” will be fortifying his kingdom. Rest assured, a great plague, a famine and pestilence, is coming. These are the times to batten down the hatches and work, not idle oneself with reckless stupidity.

I know, you have a cruise booked in July. You want to travel by boat and throw up into the sea from a severe case of salmonella poisoning.

Look you, I don’t have time for your shit. Get your things in order, or leave the site. We don’t need lazy readers like you, lounging about the lobby like lizards in the sun. We encourage strong thinkers and aggressive entrepreneurs, persons of interest.

While the market might be a bit flaccid today, like some of your penii, JANUS IS STRONG LIKE BILL GROSS’S HEAD.

Winners win and losers lose.

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6 comments

  1. vandamme

    What’s the thesis on JNS?

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  2. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    Thesis is massive inflows of fixed income money and a much improved equity business.

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  3. zheeeem

    When I prance about the riviera I always wear turquoise espadrilles, because that’s the way I roll.

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  4. sloop

    you should remember last May?

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  5. blahblahblah

    Another excellent rant. Degredation and profanity. Pure visual bliss.

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  6. matt_bear

    the power of exodus is flowing thru my computer now. it’s breath taking.

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