This is not a business for the faint of heart. Some like to sneak around the side of the house, burglar a little when the owners are sleeping, then escape into holes in the ground, fearful of being caught. “The Fly” is not a man, such as this.
“The Fly” kicks down the front door during your supper, cordially introduces himself whilst lighting his pipe. He then walks into your living room, disconnects your television, then walks out with it. Before leaving, he dumps his ashes onto your dinner plate, saying “good day to you Sir,” then makes way via pink cadillac at 155mph.
That’s how I trade, always have and always will.
I’ve made my bed and now I am going to lay down in it.
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What do you guys on average pair for a pair of underwear? I’m doing some price shopping. Just need to get a good sample from people who probably wear underwear. If you go commando, no need to tell me it’s free.
What a question!
I know I’m a line crosser sometimes. But I need to know.
Sounds like you are looking to save a few bucks. Here’s what you should do.
Go to Walmart and pick up a large box of the house brand, Great Value, one gallon zipper lock baggies. Freezer bags will do. For oversized people, I recommend the five gallon trash bags.
Carefully cut two slits in the bottom of the bag inward from each edge leaving an uncut portion of about 2 inches in the center.
Once done, unzip a bag and put one foot through one of the slits and then the other foot through the other slit. Now pull up around your waist. You can adjust the zipper on each end to obtain a snug fit.
You have now found the least expensive underwear with a number of qualities you won’t find in your neighborhood men’s store.
First, these won’t leak. For those difficult moments when the market craps out, nobody will know that you did too. Forget about those smells ever penetrating the nostrils of an innocent bystander. With the Great Value brand, no one will ever know you let one fly, except you. Now if you expel too much smelly air, the underwear will expand and might become unsightly as others around you may notice.
Cleanup is easy, just take them off and throw them away. They’re disposable!
Now, you got the answer you deserve.
Sounds like you did your homework man! I’m sure are saw you on an episode of Shark Tank.
Seriously, you should go to Marshalls or TJ Maxx for decent stuff at lower prices.
Seriously, someone has way too much time on their hands. Maybe get a part-time job.
Marc – honest answer to this as I feel a good pair of underwear makes a positive impact on one’s day and life. LULULEMON has great Men’s underwear. They last and are great to workout in too. You may pay $25-30 a pair but you won’t be sorry.
Good day to you sir.
There is a typo in the title. Should read “Much Lower”
meundies.com
thank me later
Can I buy them with the shit stains already pre-printed?
OMG just went there and hence the question.
@Gap – Jesus man. Just head over to the Shake Shake and they’ll give it to you as a gift.
I prefer Sonic, give me a Super Sonic cheesburger any day.
Really? Not sure if you have ever tried $HABT but they rule over Sonic. Shake Shack is all hype?
Me bloomers advice? Do what I do at sea laddy; simply cut a hole for your arse (extra British homo), lean over the side of yer ship, and craps away when yee need to unload a load. Arrrr.
+ 1 lol
Nae, if yee lean over the side of yer ship afore yee let loose, yee’ll crap in yer own boat mate. Yee bin in the rum barrel again ain’t yee?
http://www.josbank.com/menswear/shop/SubCategory_11001_10050_13003
Walmart $14 or so for 5-7 pair of FTL. It’s underwear…lol.
FTL is a Berkshire brand. Warren knows his shit!
exactly. it’s underwear. what more prized possession do you have to take care of other than said parts?
LOL
Marc,
Do you suffer incontinence?
surprised no mention of prima nocta with lady at said supper table.
Shewwww. I thought you were going to say Chevy Impala instead of pink Cadillac.
Copper bear market
Oil / death
Baltic dry / just lol
At some point will take the leverage built up, Remember (shaking finger) you’ve built up lots of leverage over the past X years . . . . . .
#BOX CHEVY
#BLUELEXUS #NEWLEXUS
Lenny Bernstein! That guy was a maniac. It’s fitting; kinda like your best undies.
Just wondering lately what the difference is between while and whilst. Is it literary license, British pretension, or something fundamental and substantive.
As far as undies: 3 tighties (not whities) for $20 should cover it, on sale at your local haberdashery.
If one more person talks about their fucking underwears, I am shutting the site down.
Agreed. No more!
Perhaps we can discuss a good price for this market. If not, we can consider a good price for a nice comfortable pair of oxfords.
Some of THE BEST life advice and suggestions just comes from the comments via the iBC blog. Thanks peeps. I am tossing out the old saggy ripped underwear and making some new additions!
@mda your question and the reply are some of e funniest shit I’ve read in a long time. I’m of the firm belief there are only 3 things that can change your perspective on your daily routine: new underwear, new shoes, new haircut. Everything else is window dressing.
I like that!
Armageddon is here. How is that for a change of topic.
Now you tell me. Could have spent the last couple days looking at porn rather than clearing my 200 foot driveway of 30″ of snow.
I left snow behind. Don’t miss it.
I don’t understand those folks that insist on living through winters year in and year out. Nice to visit but who wants to shovel snow. On second thought forget I mentioned it. There are too many folks down here already:-)
Best blog ever! Haven’t seen anything this good since the petroglyphs.
Fly, today is my birthday, yet Mrs Market decided to violate me. Is it not illegal to be abused on what is supposed to be a. Fun day?
I going to keep this message brief. I visit this site to gain a perspective on investing, and what do I read? Under pant posts, this is so thong. Your all fucking Fruit of Loons…!! And Short Sellers.
Such cute punties. I beg Lord Fly’s forgiveness on your behalf. I’ll pay the fine by admitting that I’m all in as of today and underground.
Wtf. Have you seen the new Bloomberg site? Looks like a fucking three year old designed it.
Then again could be wrong . The markets part is cool.
agree w/ FTL. if you can’t bring yourself to be seen in a walmart then go to target. for T’s get calvin klein from amazon. you’ll love ’em.
that’s boxers btw. we don’t wear no f-ing dinger clingers.
This may be a bit strange but I wear briefs and then boxer briefs over them.
I started this about a year and a half ago when I had one of those hernias where part of my intestine ended up in my testicle.
After my surgery I started wearing this duo to keep my boys from dragging (also a jock strap at the time).
I liked it so now I wear the briefs and the boxer briefs (no jock strap anymore).
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… you are correct !
It IS a bit strange !!!
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T M I !!!
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By far the best. https://www.mackweldon.com/
In 3 days there will be Saturday Dr… you must be tired.
What the fuck? This is the worst comments section in quite some time.
Instruct your fucking cordwainer to codesign your underwear with your fucking tailor so they match and be done with it.
After 8 years blogging for you people, you’ve finally lost your minds.
Bravo
We have indeed all lost our minds. Long time ago. But hey, we all seem to enjoy it and I really don’t miss mine so much anymore……..
I’d like to offer one final (serious) response to Mr Davids request and suggest he peruse the offerings from Scheisser. The damn Germans know how to make stuff that works.
Not cheap but then it is the Mercedes Benz of undergarments.
I prefer AUDI
Got some SAXX underwear for Christmas. Very special and the most comfortable I have ever worn. A bit pricey.
http://www.saxxunderwear.com/