THE DECLINE IN THE EURO MEANS NOTHING

German exports are booming with the euro-slide, which is why their market is leading the charge higher by 8.5%. All of you strumpets are crying bloody murder this evening, pointing to waterfalls, and other inane shit, as preludes to a coming crash in equities. By golly, the homosexuals in the ass of Europe elected a party who doesn’t like austerity and that, my furry little friends from the middle of nowhere, is cause for alarm–shoving futures and oil barrels down into the dirt and fires of hades to burn for eternity.

PUHLEEZE.

This is NOT 2011 and the Grexit fears are nothing more than an illusion, an advertising campaign for the egotistical cuckholds in Davos, who’re merrily eating $43 hotdogs from their private helicopter lairs.

Reason being: sovereign bond yields are at record lows. Nothing-else-matters.

Repeat after me: nothing else matters but sovereign bond yields.

As for oil, I think it’s rather romantic that the oil shieks in the middle east are going the rout of Robber Baron to dispatch our idiot producers in the shale. May the shale workers gets hit in the head with shale rocks and perish under the weight of their own hubris. For those unfamiliar with the term “Robber Baron”, it merely beckons an age, late 1800’s/early 1900’s, when industrialists would crush less capitalized competition by lowering the cost of services until said competition vanished from the face of the earth. Old Commodore Vanderbilt would reduce his ferry fares down to nothing, just to bankrupt his competition. Once victorious, he would raise prices to the fucking moon, then bask in his millions whilst spitting tobacco juice onto his friends expensive persian rugs.