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THE BEARS WIN

Today was supposed to be a celebration, an affirmation that everything was okay. Instead, we got this milquetoast drab, this transvestite of a woman — a fraud. I didn’t sell anything and I am up almost 1% for the session. However, judging by the trend, my gains will soon drift away into the ether of perfidy, a scandalous way to star the weekend, indeud.

Nonetheless, next week belongs to the domain of the Turkey Gods. Feel free to throw all of the sell orders you can muster. But it will do you no good. The Turkey Gods have resolved to move this market higher, and feast upon the buzzards of nature.

“What’s for dinner, honey?”

“Buzzard.”

Finally, I am elated to see HABT get smashed to pieces today. I was up a quick 6 on a very small position. I intend to add to the position, little by little, each month for the next twelve months. Moreover, I intend to take a road trip out to their single east coast locale this weekend, to do a little taste testing, all for the sake of investing, of course.

Ciao.

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13 comments

  1. the profit

    Does the PPT confirm your views? I guess the optimist will look at this and say “free money from China”. The pessimist will look at this and think “Wow, China must be blowing up if they’re giving out free money.”

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  2. kdog

    Argh…”Ciao”

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    • steel man

      “Ciao” – the most annoying form of saying hello, or goodbye for that matter

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  3. matt_bear

    Make sure to get a root-beer’d float, ala warren buffet style.

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  4. ecchymosis

    Looking forward to your Habit review in Craig Claiborne style.

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  5. Marc David

    HABT – I can’t see “The Fly” actually eating there. Ever. Doesn’t mean you can’t own the stock though. I bet they do serve a delicious turkey burger.

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  6. billiejones

    I like your style Dr. Fly. If you are an onion ring man, check out the Habit’s version…..delicious.

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  7. metalleg

    Perhaps the milquetoast is due to monthly opex?

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  8. traderconfessions

    Bring a caliper to measure the thickness of their patty.

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  9. TheHarper

    love it, “ether of of perfidy”

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  10. tradercaddy

    And then you can go to the thrift store at the Nabisco Bakery in Fair Lawn and grab some Nabiscoed cookies for the ride home.

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  11. tmmdn0

    Not more BALT.
    Goddamn it, now I have to pile into BALT Monday morning. I’m gonna chain myself into the bilge and ride BALT down to the bottom.
    Just like OSG.
    For some reason, If the Fly owns a boat stock, I have to as well.

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