Each and every day I go to work hoping for the best. My dreams and nightmares are filled with fictional dialogue pertaining to the stock market: a hostile takeover here, an unsolicited bid there. As managers of other people’s money, it’s imperative that we prepare for all possible outcomes.
Ladies and gentlemen, I insist that you prepare for gluttonous stock market returns.
This post is underwritten by all that is good and plenty (extra candy shoppe) in this world. As tax paying citizens, members of society, it’s our duty to fight terrorism, both domestic and abroad. There are enemies amongst us, gentlemen. These creatures move in silence. They harbor enemies of the state and are intent on destroying all that is worthy with modern civilization. These blackguards are barbarous, throw-backs to an era when people milked goats in the backyard and stored gold coins under their pigsty: a pre-banking era, a time when women were made to be unequal, children worked as slaves inside of factories, people of color were traded like currency, and weak men were made to be catamites.
As founding partner of iBankcoin, I take a stand against these ideologues, these rapscallions, and would like to encourage all of you to do the same, through the explicit purchase of securities (market orders only). We will take out their offers until their heads explode and all that is just, democratic, and good in this world prevails.
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Give me gains or give me death.
your posts as of late have been long on mediocrity, slightly humorous, but lacking completely in anything of substance. Per chance – some picks? I realize that this is low, low volatility time, but we are coming up on earnings. ‘buy equities’ sounds bold and wonderful in a general sense, but I am not a general. how bout some real picks if you say ‘buy equities.’ because it seems like u are doing what a lot of us are doing. parking in cash and waiting- I suppose waiting for gluttony as you put it. But buying AFTER the gluttons generally leaves one haggard
Shut up and go blow your boyfriend you catamite.
Now that reply was long on superiority, considerably humorous, and abundant in substance. Ask and ye shall receive ijustwanta.
There are 18.8k verifiable dunces in this world
What is that from?
I’m relatively all in for this Monday, which is odd of me, because I usually don’t get options on Fridays unless it’s for that Friday.