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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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The Gates Are Open; Feel Free to Frolic Amongst Yourselves

In the spirit of freedom from oppression, inspired by the great people of Russia and their fearless leader Vladimir Gorbachev Putin, I hereby decree that all gates upon the iBC moat be taken down and bridges be built to let the people, political prisoners and the misanthropic, to be given free access to the iBC kingdom and all of its grandeur.

This being April, officially the end to what has been a most unbearable winter, I felt it was necessary to thaw relations between myself and the thousands of you whom I’ve held in captivity since 2007. That being said, I hope you relish in your new found freedom in the same manner that you pranced around your house as a young boy or girl, always mindful of a father figure lurking in the shadows, prepared, if necessary, to courrect you should it be deemed necessary.

Tonight I bring you nothing but public messages of delight and joy and will speak nothing about the market and the bastards who “rig” it. We will not cast aspersions upon those unleveling the playing field, attempting to forcefully grab our coin, for we are a generous people, humble and only interested in community and humanity. Yes, indeud.

I dare say, let the high frequency traders snatch .0001 from our trades until they get bored or too rich to be interested in such an endeavor.

Enough about this business and let’s celebrate the release of the depraved from the cellars of iBankCoin!

Cheers

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17 comments

  1. fool me once, shame on me
    fool me once, shame on me

    April Fool’s, no doubt

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  2. Nas

    Fly, I’m trying to make sense of this market near its highs, yet momo’s are blowing up. Have you seen this scenario in the past? Rotation to chicken stocks? I’m a mere spring chicken myself, but something seems out of place.

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  3. JPMorgains

    I would prefer some more “The Fly Show” videos over any of the above mentioned munificence.

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  4. Will

    Mr. Nas, I am an old cocked rooster, preparing to be snatched by up by an odd hatted French chef in the next decade or three and be served to you as a delicious Coq au vin for a tremendous price. I implore you to take full advantage of the Fly’s interweb gate being opened and explore the full extent of the PPT. And then sign up like me and the rest of his plebeians have when the gate snaps shut, as it soon it must. Look around in wonder, young person!

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  5. J

    Fly:

    I haven’t been able to get on the site. Great blogging of late.

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  6. jtjudah

    market ship stabilizing..the days of wine and roses are nearing…definitely worth a hop and a skip, though i’ll be watching my back as i frolic

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  7. MX2101

    My girlfriend bought a crazy wig for Halloween. A while back Chess posted something relating to hairpieces and awful wigs. On a whim I located my girlfriend’s wig and tried it on in the bathroom, vamping a bit for the mirror.

    Unfortunately, my girlfriend woke up from her nap and walked in on me wearing her wig.

    Now she is convinced that when she is not home, I am wearing her wig and also her underwear. She believes she has found the answer to her “missing” bras and panties… I am stealing them to wear myself.

    She says “it is perfectly OK to be different, and she loves me dearly no matter what”

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  8. TheDr

    You know you’re crazy, right?

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  9. Cascadian

    A small transaction tax would end the ‘high frequency’ trading skim.

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    • Cascadian

      I’d rather it went into the gov’t than those guys pockets.

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  10. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    I hope this is a tasteless April Fools joke

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  11. TheHarper

    anyrea sone here to add firnshio with 3now
    we talkd fro 3 hours on th phone lol

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  12. Flanki

    FYI re SPLK
    Splunk 1.723M share Block Trade priced at $70.00
    The deal range was $70.00-$70.20. UBS acted as sole book running manager for the offering.

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