iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THE END IS NEAR

The market is selling off as many Chinese burrito and biotech bombshells apex. The last phase of any bull run is marked by the frothy surge in the offal of the market, the companies who promote their stocks to pump their share prices, so they can do secondaries. When you see those stocks run on their own, without the help of your local denizen of free steak lunches, you know the end is near.

Relax, don’t get too confuddled. The market will only disappoint for a short period of time, at which point you may reenter and celebrate decadence, once again. But before that happens, the tree of prosperity must be nourished with the blood and guts of the uninformed. The easy and new money must be stripped from its holder and tossed into the bonfires of agony.

In other words, go raise some cash.

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26 comments

  1. zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  2. the_wolf

    buy some gold/silver for the seasonal win

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    • heckler

      what’s your timeframe, big bad wolf?

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      • the_wolf

        depends, for now, i will hold as long as i’m winning ; )
        jan, feb, march stats look impressive on certain stocks, check the PPT gold/silver seasonality

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  3. rigged game

    I want the articulate black kid (fired from Wal-Mart for protesting low wages) who appeared on CNBC to be named US Secretary of Labor, or at least Assistant Secretary.

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    • Hideous fibs

      Trying to get Sharpton or JJ all up in your face? aka: the articulate black kid?

      actually wasn’t that a Biden-ism from a few years ago?

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  4. green machine

    Long weekend selling?

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  5. managerlou

    Where’s my burlap jacket…

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  6. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Raised my own cash level to 50% into the bell http://ibankcoin.com/mr_cain_thaler/2014/01/17/raising-cash-to-50/

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  7. mr.partridge

    I agree boss, this looks weak for now.
    Have a good weekend.

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    • mr.partridge

      Talked to somebody who manages mutual fund …. apparently pension funds have been buying bonds for the past few weeks.

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  8. j livermore

    You should overlap the music onto a video of you doing a set of squats at the gym.

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  9. metalleg

    I asked about the FAZmobile in the last thread so, based on this thread, I guess we should fill the gas tank and warm up the engine.

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  10. matt_bear

    After Hours with Option Addict is like a vaccine for broad market sell offs.

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  11. sgt hartman

    Sold EXK today +11.5% on the trade, but I had to experience several painful draw downs to get there, a la Fly Style.

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  12. ironbird

    Out in socal the radio is playing buy dot bomb commercials. “social media growth stock” “just like facebook”. Does the east coast got the same thing? The big news radio is running it.

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  13. ironbird

    Real Time is going down the rabbit hole. How does one go from libertarian to fascist with such ease? Colorado legalizes weed and that is not enough, even slightly.

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    • ironbird

      Bill wants to destroy the entire coal industry. Along with every industry that affects global warming. Bill has gone full retard progressive. Could the market tank as the lefties fuck who pays the bills?

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  14. metalleg

    Maher is my guess.

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  15. The Fly

    BILL MAHER IS THE ENEMY. WEIGH INTO HIM.

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  16. snoozemr

    Well the end is near may a bIt much. That being said, under no circumstances are equities about to rip 20%. So being up myself an ungodly amount from 2013 (60%) – it just makes plain sense to be in cash. My trading portfolio is over 90% cash. My permanent holdings – even those that are permanent holds -,e.g. I’ve got April Exxon covered calls for 100 at 3.4 – I am working. We will dip, may only be 5% but for god’s sake if u are not taking profits after this run. I like the chances for 2014- but bank some cash and don’t worry about the tax implications. We’ve had an unreal run. Bank it. Nothing to lose.

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