How do I explain all of this money? When Mrs. Fly takes a gander at the statement, she might report me to the proper authorities, fearing I’ve gone over to the dark side and partaken in some Wall St. shenanigans. Mrs. Fly is not one to skirt the law and will certainly not be an accomplice to one, husband for 17 years or not.
Truth is, I’ve been blessed, following numerous offerings to the Gods (the old and the new). They’ve answered my prayers and slain my enemies, turning them into meat to be cooked and eaten (no cannibalism).
I know you look at YELP, IMMR and CXO and wonder “how could this be? How could one man, apparently mortal, be so right over a short period of time?” The answer to that question, my friends, as well as many others, is none of your concern.
As I write this, the market is coming in a bit and IMMR is a whole point off its highs. I do not fear the unknown because, quite frankly, I am in possession of a time machine. I zip through time with reckless abandon, making bets along the way.
As for Mrs. Fly, she will remain in the dark. I will hide the monthly statements and whenever the subject of ‘our accounts’ arises, I shall change the subject and distract her with things that appeal to her gender, such as gossip, vampire movies and/or the prospect of going to the Short Hills shopping mall for ‘fun.’
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Smart money is selling. You should too
SHUT UP, AT ONCE.
I am smart money and I haven’t sold a thing.
Think about it.
perhaps you should consider what Blackstone, Apollo et al are doing. Yeah, you’ll call those guys broke dummies…
they’ll sell into strength, convince you to follow and then buy all of your positions at lower prices — share prices end up higher
you’re actually tight ropping the bigger fool theory. You’re doing a great job – so far.
A gaim doode
makes sense. lame
You show her the statement and she will go shopping just for fun.
Never show your spouse the statements.
TREX wowza. It came up as a buy on your PPT screen last week.
sheesh, what is this comment awaiting moderation?
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17 years? Aren’t you only in your mid 30s?
We weren’t officially married until later, but I met her when I was 19.
How lucky can you get?
what’s his name?
I repeat, TREX, came up as a buy on your PPT screen last week.
Well, I am trying to write about TREX lol…
We heard you, we heard you!
Haha
I know, I get excited sometimes! Wish I had nibbled on it….reminds me of LL, I think they’re product stinks but the price of the stock says otherwise.
oops, its – A game
You are quite frantic this morning. Did you drink a few red bulls with your coffee?
Nope, I am actually in a rush – leaving for Winthrop, Mass. in half hour to see my 80-year-old mom and to enjoy a long weekend on the beach! I guess I just have a lot of natural energy.
ASML for a $100 roll?
I only show my wife the losing trades;-)
my wife (married last year) saw the statements for the first time on a really bad month….about had a panic. the amount i had lost was more than she even thought i was worth. I shred all statements now. Agreed, never let the wife see the statement, and don’t pitch the bitch.
IMMR broke through to new highs. Short swings will take some profits but it’s definitely not done here.
AGREUD
IMMR turned my dick haptic. The ultimate winner.
IMMR closes above $17
Regardless of where it closes, it prints $30 by XMAS.
I’ll take the under
Your USG is behaving well.
I wish i could lose money for 5+ years and still be worth 4 billion – like YELP.
I have yet to meet a female who is not over the top fascinated with the Twilight saga.
The old mall trick, easiest way to divert the wife’s attention.
Right on schedule here comes the hubris. Time for a Fly asskicking. I predict a 10%+ drawdown in your accounts within weeks.
indeud… the FLY is blessed
Do you have target price for IMMR, CXO, YELP or you will keep them for a long time?