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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Not So Ancient Chinese Secret

Okay, now you cannibal rapists have had enough fun in the month of July. Prepare to lose your stinkin’ hides in August.

Look at the 1 month returns for some of your favorite Chinese securities.

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Now I want you to observe something very simple, yet sophisticated. Since no one on Wall Street was as deranged as me to compile all stocks from China, group them and then name them ‘Chinese Burritos’, I’ve had a unique advantage into the perverted sector and consider myself to be “a foremost expert” in all things orient.
Al

Ladies and gentleman, I give you seasonality statistics for all Chinese burritos, compiled together like 20 migrant workers in a studio apartment.

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As you can see, historically, July is the best month for these mongrel stocks, whereas August is an entirely different beast. If you’re not careful with these burritos, they’ll blow your penis’s off, or tits, depending on your gender of course. Actually, some of you men might fall victim to both penis and tit removal.

In short, it’s time to sell these stocks and head for the hills (I have no idea where said hills are).

NOTE: I sold out of RKUS.

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12 comments

  1. flyaway18

    Yep, some guys have man tits, lol..I can’t stop laughing.

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  2. matt_bear

    nice blog you have here, fly. decorated in early fuck.

    short PWRD @ 21.50

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  3. The Plumber's Crack
    The Plumber's Crack

    Man boobs, oh my.

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  5. Dr. Fly

    sold a bunch of stocks. Going to cash, will update soon.

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  6. Dan Keyser

    IMMR is straight up twerking while FRO rips higher

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  7. DirkD

    Guess it’s time to ringa the register. har har har

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  8. Brian

    Fly, RKUS is the Bull of the Day!!!

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    fly, do you still have CXO?

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