Okay, now you cannibal rapists have had enough fun in the month of July. Prepare to lose your stinkin’ hides in August.
Look at the 1 month returns for some of your favorite Chinese securities.
Now I want you to observe something very simple, yet sophisticated. Since no one on Wall Street was as deranged as me to compile all stocks from China, group them and then name them ‘Chinese Burritos’, I’ve had a unique advantage into the perverted sector and consider myself to be “a foremost expert” in all things orient.
Ladies and gentleman, I give you seasonality statistics for all Chinese burritos, compiled together like 20 migrant workers in a studio apartment.
As you can see, historically, July is the best month for these mongrel stocks, whereas August is an entirely different beast. If you’re not careful with these burritos, they’ll blow your penis’s off, or tits, depending on your gender of course. Actually, some of you men might fall victim to both penis and tit removal.
In short, it’s time to sell these stocks and head for the hills (I have no idea where said hills are).
NOTE: I sold out of RKUS.
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nice blog you have here, fly. decorated in early fuck.
short PWRD @ 21.50
Man boobs, oh my.
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sold a bunch of stocks. Going to cash, will update soon.
Do you feel the momo turning??
IMMR is straight up twerking while FRO rips higher
Guess it’s time to ringa the register. har har har
Fly, RKUS is the Bull of the Day!!!
fly, do you still have CXO?
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