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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Change is Inevitable

After years of blogging on this site, I am always delighted to ban a discourteous reader or two. Since inception, we’ve banned thousands, countless miscreants, from even accessing the site, via IP ban. And in some extraneous cases, we’ve banned whole countries. Just like the tree of liberty, the soil of free speech must be nourished by the blood of the unwashed, every once in awhile. In this specific case, every single day.

Be careful for what you say here, as you have no idea who I am and what organization(s) I am a party to. For all you know, this site can be a mouse-trap of sorts, to build a database of dissidents for FEMA, for future extraction and liquidation projects. We all like to enjoy ourselves, some more than others. Some of you like to venture off to the Fontainebleau to get inebriated– then mow down unsuspected shoppers at bus stops with luxury sedans. But when you are here, in these great and famous halls, behave as you would inside of a church. Shut your mouth and listen, then ask questions in a dignified manner.

The Blogger Network is humming with people working hard to earn a spot on the staff of iBankCoin. As you know, it will be a probationary position, subject to the strictest minimum traffic standards, which will be monitored at the end of 3 months. To acquire the minimum required traffic of 3% share, you will need to promote your work on Twitter and other social networking sites. Let it be known, we do not allow for cross-pollination on StockTwits, so that avenue is closed for you. Also, in order to attain the minimum required traffic, you will need to post at least 3 times per day. Know this going into the elections this Thursday. If you waste my time with poor quality drivel, I’ll fire you myself straight away.

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9 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    What is the issue(s) you have with Stocktwits?

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  2. TraderCaddy

    The Fountainbleau on Miami Beach has always had a few memories for me.
    I holed up their in a room for a week in the late ’70s as I crammed for the Florida Bar at The Miami Beach Convention Center.
    Believe it or not, but pretty much the entire area South of the hotel (South Beach) was a slummy area at that time full of drunks, addicts and porno shops.
    The hotel was famous for the Jerry Lewis movie, The Bellboy (ask any Frenchman) and a court case where they were sued by the next door Eden Roc Hotel alleging that an addition onto the Fountainbleau would block the sunlight at it’s pool. The Eden Roc lost the case involving the right to an “easement” for sunshine.
    Info for all if you end up on Jeopardy (not the part about the Fl.Bar exam).

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  3. The Real Muppet

    BORING. The Fly is show here. Fly funny, he changes his mind LIKE ALWAYS, he likes 4 letter WORDS!!! Real Muppet likes 4 letter WORDS to. REAL MUPPETS WANTS ENTERTAINMENT NOT BORING POST AND DISCO MUSIC. Real Muppets likes the Fly.

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  4. charlie

    Luxury sedans loooooooooooooooool

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  5. stockcats

    I once accidentally made a typo and went to http://www.stocktits.com and needless to say, I was disappointed…

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