iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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LIVE FEED FROM THE EDGE OF FUCKING SPACE!

This psychopath wants to create a sonic boom with his face.

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13 comments

  1. Bullish

    CRAY!

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  2. noodleboy

    I bet it stops at 129,000ft. The step is the “size of a skateboard” ha.

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  3. republicat

    He is checking stocks on his monitor!

    I just saw him display a chart.

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  4. The Fly

    that was awesome

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  5. kilroy

    go long Felix.

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  6. ultramarine

    Perhaps this is the future of space science and space travel, supported and funded by corporate sponsors?

    09/15/2032 – ASSOCIATED PRESS: Cupertino: The first colony base of Mars officially begins operations today, with groundbreaking ceremonies at the Steve Jobs Martian Base 1 attended by many VIPs. (courtesy of Apple Computer, Inc). CEO Tim Cook explained further, “Thanks to Foxconn for providing the first wave of eager colonists, setup in self-sustaining dormatories that were already built by robots supplied by Sumitomo, funded further by our mining industry partners Anglo American and Northern Dynasty.”

    “We are more excited than ever being able to not only source our personal iBorg devices from Martian soil, but have them built on the planet as well. I don’t believe we will ever experience production shortages again.”

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  7. riggedgame

    I accidentally stepped on a page of newspaper that had been left on the floor, and I got vertigo.

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  8. Cascadian

    What a waste of $.

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  9. L.K.W.

    War is about waste. What is waste?

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  10. ToTheMoonAlice

    This supposed world record parachute attempt was actually a cover-up for a covert operation run by a competitive hedge fund trying to determine which celestial body Fly’s orbital space cannon is currently aimed at.

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  11. Dr. Clock

    …he was bored.

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