I’ve been talking to you nerds since 2006. In about a month, iBankCoin will celebrate its 5th anniversary. The money generated from this website, which happens to be a pittance compared to my numerous financial interests, help to maintain and operate North America’s first ever civilian owned ORBITAL SPACE CANNON (OSC)– to be used for offensive purposes only. You should be proud to support such an endeavor. At first I found blogging to be stupid, then interesting, stupid again, insanely cumbersome, WTF am I wasting my time here?, and finally to “I am going to prove these cocksuckers wrong over and over again, and with flare.”

The one constant you will find here is this:

“The Fly” wins all the time, even when he is losing badly.

It’s not a fight unless you get punched in the face. I enjoy the back and forth with many of you, even the ones I ban for life, discarding you like deformed babies from ancient Sparta. Over the past 5 years, there have been numerous occasions when “The Fly” has endured set backs. Just last year I was 30% long WNR from $18 to $12. Instead of selling, I bought more, then rode that bitch/whore to $25. Several months ago, I had 40% of my assets stuck in YELP, amidst a social media blackout, crushed under the weight of “The Fuckbook,” enduring a share drop of $22 to $14. So I bought more, then rode that fucker back to $28 and gone. Ghost, poof.

Now you gander upon my mystical person today, set aflame by a number of stocks gone awry. It appears “Le Fly” has lost his cool, gone for good. For the love of dead dogs and rabid humans, he’s only +27% for the year.

But I have news for you, and it’s good. “The Fly” is now a coal man, fixed on making grandiose sums of money at the explicit expense of the Goldman Sachs “coal team’s” repute. Men like Andre do not stand a fucking chance against me. The winds of the market bend to my caprices. I’ve fixed my energy into the ongoings of the “coal trade” and will see it through to the very end, as God is my witness and SENATOR GINT will blog again.