iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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My Favorite Buy the Dip Stock

I’ve been eye-fucking this stock since the high teens. Like a paradiddle, I’ve watched other people get rich in the name, all the while professing the coolness of the company to total-fucking-strangers. This shit gets me upset. I could punch an elephant in the cock right now.

Anyway, I am going to buy the dip in DDD, not because I enjoy thinking about the idea of printing a gun from home, but because the motherfucking PPT says so. You got that, fucked face?

Here, take a look at these numbers, and shut up about it.

Do you see those numbers you jackass? If you were anywhere within 40 feet of me, I’d have your face punched in with them. Those numbers are gold, pal–derived from the digital mind of an investing genius. We can play games and talk about “what ifs.” But the fact remains constant, The PPT doesn’t get DDD wrong.

To fags end, the Fed will dictate the near term direction of the market. But after they are out of the way, I have some business with the short sellers in DDD and will be brining burial bags to our meeting.

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20 comments

  1. Marc David

    You must be low carb today because you are one angry dude.

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    • One-angry-Dude

      I bequeath my hat, hand over the reins, pass the torch, …, to Angry-Fly.

      😛

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  2. Mr. Partridge

    You need a hug…. and a glass of wine….
    I might follow you on that DDD trade sir….
    Tomorrow battlefield will be smoking….Sharpening my sword 🙂

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    • Mr. Partridge

      Punching elefant in the cock is not nice though… they are very peaceful creatures… I much rather punch some squirrel… they are annoying tree rats 🙂

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  3. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    If the Clam doesn’t print, sounds like Fly will ….

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  4. redman59

    Nice glad to see this as it has been a popular stock lately. What I like is that the longer hold (1.5-2 weeks) is flawless. But for me PPT rules tell me to wait until it gets OS. I may miss out but rules are rules.

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  5. Half Blood Pope

    How dare you cheat on $EXK.

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  6. Half Blood Pope

    BTW I am going through ibankcoin withdrawal. Miss trading and entire community. Lots of great people.

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    • The Equalizer

      We’re still here, dude. (Going through a bit of dayjob-imposed withdrawal myself of late. Steady as she goes in biotech-land. Which isn’t very steady, but it’s still going.)

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  7. Raul3

    Pisses me off too, FWIW. I’m getting my hands on a 3-d printer this month though, which doesn’t piss me off.

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  8. BottleRocket

    All I want is for bulls who think 1437 and higher is warranted for this economy to look me in the eye when they get raped tomorrow.

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  9. @gravestonedoji

    I am long $DDD from the 39’s, maybe jumped the gun a bit but shit or get off the pot w/ this one, right here and now IMO. Also degenerately long with cock swaying free in the breeze going into the Fed tomorrow. I’ll let CNBC vomit all over themselves on the ‘morrow, whilst I plot my next moves.

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  10. Dog

    “To fags end…”

    What? lol

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  11. tm

    A sample size of 6? Ok.

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    • The Fly

      Over past 6 months. The algos update for time and spit out signals based upon stress points and time.

      It is also OS on all algos, lowest score ever.

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    • James

      Sample size is 30 on the 6 month tab.

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    • elizamae

      Do you have a better method of quantifying stock price behavior at extremes with a larger sample size and equally impressive performance?

      If so, I’d love to hear about it.

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  12. Aaron Ashcraft

    Put in sell order for November $DDD $35 puts @$2.70 per share, figuring $DDD will move back up. Plan to buy back puts at $1.35.

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  13. Sloop

    Zacks ranks DDD a 4 from 1 to 5 one being best and has a “strong sell” on it right now…just an FYI

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