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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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PAIN

Imagine you were short YELP from $15, with a thesis that the company was “garbage” and a scam. Now fancy your brokerage account set firmly at $00.00 because you bet against “The Fly”. That’s your future, not some fantasy that plays out inside of your small brain where you come out the winner. I know how this story ends because I’ve been to the future and I already won: you just don’t know it yet.

Quit talking shit. “The Fly” is the big bowling ball, screaming down the alley and you’re just pins, in the way, destined to the knocked down.

Do you want to know what’s next? Upon the eve of America’s birthday, short sellers stand to endure the pangs of the squeeze. They are destined to be wiped out, finality. The John Silb’s of the world never had a chance.

I like all stocks with short positions greater than 15% of its float with strong technicals. That’s YELP, RBCN, VHC etc. It’s called a “short squeeze”, boy, get used to it.

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43 comments

  1. Juice

    do tell

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  2. JDK

    Does NVDA pass the cut on strong fundamentals with a large short float?

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  3. moolahheaven

    From the Lingo of Mr. T: “My prediction for the fight? PAIN.”

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  4. dr sanantonio

    I’ve held on to my Yelp and regret not adding. Do you have a target price?

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    • The Fly

      Higher.

      In a side note: get ready to join the Obama doctor’s union. Dues are paid annually.

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  5. J

    Good post. No nonsense, expressing how you really feel.

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  6. The Fly

    Anyone want to talk shit about EXK todaY?

    Go ahead.

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  7. Scott Bleier

    I particularly enjoyed the Seeking Alpha guys intern and his negative writeup at the exact bottom.

    Perfect S&P-like timing…

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  8. vking

    Put all my chips on OMER Mr. Dealer….

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    • DMG

      What’s up with the Greeks?

      Officers and directors
      Gregory A. Demopulos M.D. Chairman of the Board, President, Chief Executive Officer, Interim CFO, Treasurer
      Age: 53
      Bio & Compensation – Reuters

      Peter A. Demopulos M.D. Director
      Age: 58
      Bio & Compensation – Reuters

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  9. halfbloodpope

    What ever happened to that intern that wrote that piece on $YELP.

    His piece has been fed down the ball return.
    Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTqP58o1iw

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  10. Goodgreed

    Sorry for doubting you on YELP, congrats on this run…

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  11. JonoJohnson

    Fly, any comment on the goings on at Barclays and their CEO/COO resignation?

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  12. vking

    Thinking of selling my CHK @ 19.70

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  13. Alvari40

    Fly,

    So, is this the best year you have had if you pack it in here and go-away for the rest of the year?

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  14. I Like Ribs!

    AUY and Ribs!

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  15. TMoe

    REplay of last year. Market runs up into july earnings then dives around mid to end of July

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    • FUCK GOLDMAN SACKS
      FUCK GOLDMAN SACKS

      There are no replays only retards and btw FUCK GOLDMAN SACS!

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  16. OG

    The averaging down on YELP was pretty epic. Too bad I didn’t add at the same time.

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  17. 5:00 PM

    YELP is a verb. I also hear “Google it on Yelp” a lot from the great unwashed. That’s value, even if current Yelp management can’t maximized profits.

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    • franky

      my husband is even saying that and he’s kinda technically retarded

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  18. vking

    No matter for this too is our reality…

    12-12-12

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  19. TMoe

    Who’s tempted to short AAPL at $600??

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  20. rocketman11

    IPGP

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  21. TMoe

    Wow look at my WNR!!

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  22. donkeykong

    Joint is bangin, blog is pretty good too

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