You fuckers are getting blown the fuck out. In an odd twist of fate, the market has “reverse massage penis chopped” you and now the margin clerk is coming for your remains. That bitch will cover your shorts at 3:00 (wall st time) and mail out the proceeds of your bullshit accounts because it fell below the firm minimum.
You made a bet and lost, again. How many times must you learn this lesson?
You’re in the fucking hurt locker, getting shredded to pieces off bad news.
We’re at the point in this market when bad news is good news and good news cuts your dicks off.
Speaking of dick: how about Anothony Robbins bear call of Facebook 6 days ago? If you are unfamiliar, Robbins once made a series of videos in 2010, warning us all of the economic collapse to come, advising people to pull money out of stocks. Immediately following his stupid video, Ben Bernanke dropped his blunt ashes on Tony’s eyeballs and jacked the market, the fuck, higher.
Well, 6 days ago, AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF $FB, Tony had this to say.
It was clear to me then that he had no idea how PE multiples worked, so I offered a pointer.
I knew then Facebook would bottom and have been saying so on Twitter. I found no need to buy anymore because I own plenty of YELP and a little ZNGA to boot. My point is not to besmirch Tony for being a retarded gorilla; but to laugh at him with ground shaking ferocity. The idea of a motivational speaker offering me financial advice is even funnier than reading some of your foolhardy comments.
Boom went your portfolio of shorts, in the Great Summer Squeeze of 2012.
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FIG. ($FB is $GRPN. Also, Fly is God.)
Rick Ross em Fly!
Dave Ramsey tells me to dollar cost average into good, growth stock mutual funds.
$ZNGA stores value.
A few quarters of negative GDP should get the DOW to about 16k…
It’s because of these blog written pieces of sheer genius, that I follow you on twitter.
Most of your talk is garbage and belongs in the hood-rat infested areas of Cleveland.
However, this was a great piece, keep it up
Your mother is a hooker.
And a damn good one, too
I just wanted to regain my hood status with James.
She’s better than his sister, and his sister’s not bad!
Just sold YELP for a 30% profit. I may miss some upside, but I am moving on…
so much for “u catch more flys with honey”?
u dum fuk! look at that FB chart! its a loooooooozzzzer just like you dikwad!
You are a cromagnon
“reek”ardo… I see what you did there, GRRM style…
Reeekardo = Tony Robbins
The market is most likely going way up now that Ive sold most of my exposure and locked in tremendous losses.
Tony Robbins is bullshit, was, is, will be. Screw the headlines and everyone’s wet dream, Frau Merkel, some things just won’t quit – ATRS, WIFI, NAVB, GTAT, VLCS and what a
great fucking day this is to be long and humping in and out.
I know some of the guys who shot Tony’s first “believe in yourself” videos. Apparently he’s a bit of a prick and the money he seemed to imply was from his power of positive thinking philosophy came from his first wife.
If his stuff helps some people, great. But he shouldn’t be handing out stock tips like he’s the Fly with a thyroid problem.
He and cramer would make a funny ventriloquist act, tho.
In the tall, handsome and “winning smile” space (no homo), I am long Cuban/short Robbins.
Tony says consumer sentiment is the lowest since Lehman collapsed and he called bottom. So…
Haven’t seen this guy for more than 10 years. He used to be on late night infomercials….always thought he was retarded or something.