You fuckers are getting blown the fuck out. In an odd twist of fate, the market has “reverse massage penis chopped” you and now the margin clerk is coming for your remains. That bitch will cover your shorts at 3:00 (wall st time) and mail out the proceeds of your bullshit accounts because it fell below the firm minimum.
You made a bet and lost, again. How many times must you learn this lesson?
You’re in the fucking hurt locker, getting shredded to pieces off bad news.
We’re at the point in this market when bad news is good news and good news cuts your dicks off.
Speaking of dick: how about Anothony Robbins bear call of Facebook 6 days ago? If you are unfamiliar, Robbins once made a series of videos in 2010, warning us all of the economic collapse to come, advising people to pull money out of stocks. Immediately following his stupid video, Ben Bernanke dropped his blunt ashes on Tony’s eyeballs and jacked the market, the fuck, higher.
Well, 6 days ago, AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF $FB, Tony had this to say.
It was clear to me then that he had no idea how PE multiples worked, so I offered a pointer.
I knew then Facebook would bottom and have been saying so on Twitter. I found no need to buy anymore because I own plenty of YELP and a little ZNGA to boot. My point is not to besmirch Tony for being a retarded gorilla; but to laugh at him with ground shaking ferocity. The idea of a motivational speaker offering me financial advice is even funnier than reading some of your foolhardy comments.
Boom went your portfolio of shorts, in the Great Summer Squeeze of 2012.