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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Inside The Mind of “The Fly”

Those of you new to iBC get confused by my seemingly never-ending manic rages, bull to bear, bear to bull epic clashes– inside a mind of a person with a 155 intelligence quotient. It’s a lonely world having all these crazy ideas bottled up inside of you. At heart, I am a writer. I enjoy making myself laugh, as well as others, with stories of intense absurdity.

Some of these ideas come to me while driving. Mrs. Fly’s uptight demeanor is a very good inspiration, as well as the millions of people around me in NYC.

Each post takes about 10 minutes to write, some are concocted in 5. I always post without proof reading my blogs, staying with my habit of dynamic thought-flow. The blogs are edited after I post, which might confuse some of you with “what the fuck, that wasn’t there two minutes ago” moments. By the time I finish editing my posts, there shouldn’t be any grammatical or syntax errors; however, sometimes a few slip threw.

I exaggerate my emotions to get a rise out of you. I know what blogs will annoy, elate, motivate or conjure up sympathy from my readership. No blog gets published without sharp sarcasm. Nothing is happenstance: I am the Blogfather.

The front page pictures are carefully selected to either convey a message or to enhance the lunacy of my blogs.

At times my blogs are riddles, rarely picked up by any of you. When I poke fun at people it’s rarely a direct assault on a single person; I am way above that. I attack whole continents of people at a time, swaths of idiots across the great plains to the very top of mountain ranges. There must be a clear and present danger to iBC at all times, else life is boring.

Finally, my money management ideas are not intended to be advice for anyone. This is one man’s journal, for better or for worse. I’ve been granted with the gift of having spectacular years on the internets, show casing triple digit returns, as well as mediocre–like the shit you are seeing in 2012. I tell you these things because many of you are blogging for me now. There are over 200 of you in the Blogger Network now, voicing opinions and sharing news. I greatly appreciate your efforts and hope the exposure you get on iBC fulfills some void inside your pathetic lives. HOWEVER, quality is a must when being apart of the #1 finance site in the whole world. I have my people monitoring every single item posted here and names are going down on ledgers, with positive and negative attributes affixed.

Fuck around on iBC and you will get your mustache axed off your gorilla face!

“This is my passion. If you fuck with it, I will burn your house down.”
-Fly, 2003

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70 comments

  1. speerothekid

    *threw

    I see what you did there.

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  2. bagholder

    Maybe its all the inner-city rap music

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  3. charlie

    “The front page pictures are carefully selected to either convey a message or to enhance the lunacy of my blogs.” – This is why I disagreed with your move to open up your private image collection to any “blogger” on iBC. Even if they are used appropriately, the images are now so common here that they have lost their luster.

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  4. President Biden
    President Biden

    Your slacking up here, MarketWatch now lays two more cookies on my registry than iBC. Microsoft Atlas and NetRatings Site Census. You need to talk to you’re admin about that.

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    • The Fly

      it’s the ad people. Cookies don’t kill anyone.

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      • President Biden
        President Biden

        Actually I was trying to bait one of the many “professors” that come on this site and correct others grammaticle errors.

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        • Grammar Police

          Now, son… what do you have against “professers”? Or good grammer for that matter?

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  5. buylo

    Why can’t you be just a normal blogger like the rest of yous? No, you have to post that gangsta shit music all the time. You leave me no choice but to do da dee bo fo ya in the not too distant future.

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  6. fake amish

    “and so it is written”. or some bullshit saying like that. IBC is the future. still need a decent store of some kind. fat america is waiting. traders also.

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  7. Testicules

    “grammerpuss and bitchicuss”

    It is what it is, until it isn’t.

    That’s what kind of a market we have

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  8. Mortiman

    So… Did this really need to be explained? I dunno. Oh well, I guess. Continue to shoot the moon.

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  9. novicetrader

    every time i read your post i laugh. i must admit i enjoy your post. thank you for that, sir. cheers

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  10. Dinosaur Trader

    I’ve always taken everything you write here at face value.

    Feel like my mind has been raped for the last 5 years.

    -DT

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  11. Mr. Partridge

    You are good man Fly, I enjoy your writing, always.

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  12. halfbloodpope

    Does not matter if people love or hate you as long as that love or hate is filled with passion. As long as that occurs you will always have readers/listeners.

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  13. rogue wave

    The blogging today was AAA+.
    The lunacy was very much enhanced by that Kenny Powers vid. Was that the most bizarre clip in recent times, or what – ha,…

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  14. the boost

    I will not be a lawn Halloween ornament or be placed on a list sir

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  15. zenhunter

    “…and hope the exposure you get on iBC fulfills some void inside your pathetic lives.”

    Ooop! You got me! 🙂

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  16. Steve-o

    Love to read IBC.

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  17. m1illion

    he is sooooo scary when he gets all mad and worked up like axl rose when he sees a slash shirt. I think i peed my pants a little.

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  18. macpatton

    You know they said my iq was 135 but I think I cheated somehow.. but who knows. Today I walked up a trail in aspen to Ute Rock and it took me 55 minutes. Lance Armstrong runs up the same trail in 22 minutes. That is a straight up comparison… no bull shit

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  19. JTU

    Today’s market action sucked balls! I fear that the suction will continue tomorrow!

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  20. Woodshedder

    “This is one mans [sic] journal”
    Forgive me blogfather, but you have erred.

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  21. SLEEK BUTTHOLE

    Fly, I think I can contribute great comedic talent to your website.

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    • The Fly

      This coming from a sleek butthole.

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    • fake amish

      Sleek. that is the last thing IBC needs. But if you can design a cocaine mirror(70’s carnival style and size) or something else fucking cool like that. The store could take some shape. Senor Fly ignores my small pleb plea’s for merchandise that is functional for the common trader.

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  22. Blind Read Ant

    M. LeFly, et. al., since (most of) you have a high IQ (I’ve never officially tested), can you please solve the following riddle:

    “If a man says something in the woods, and there is no women there, is he still wrong?”

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  23. Rhino

    But on Twitter you said quality…..?

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    • The Fly

      Blogs must be quality. The majority of posts are news, which are gratuitous. Use for headlines

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  24. xxxhuggiebearxxx
    xxxhuggiebearxxx

    We are all doomed…i suspect we are on the verge of a major whoosh lower.

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    • TraderDR

      We have a lot of backfilling to do even if we’ve seen the bottom.

      We will be going back down, at least temporarily. It takes many weeks to fix this much damage.

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    • fake amish

      maybe Huggie. the elites are over the 0. dems most importantly. but if the polls say the dude is toast anyway we chop. polls good we crash. polls bad we chop.

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  25. phytobedo

    Nice Bushism

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  26. Verona Gentleman

    I lost my house so there’s nothing to burn down…

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  27. Whaler31

    Fly, you have the traits of a great songwriter…

    Perhaps you missed your “other” true calling?

    Do follow your bliss.

    If Bo-Bo doesn’t get his Lego’s, martial law is rapidly approaching us from behind.

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  28. Hammy

    good shit.

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  29. Trading_Nymph

    Can you please send your prof reader to my comments, lol, I do believe free flow writing is the best way to do it. My crazy passion is the market..which is about the most geek of all passions to have, Fly your passion to write is so much cooler, yet, I guess like love, we can’t pick our passions..btw Clam didn’t snap my face so far, he and Yellen’s (last night) speeches were almost the same..do you think that Yellen is the Clam in Drag???

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    • Trading_Nymph

      Also China is SO FUCKED up if they had to cut. This is one of the rare times that China Security Journal was right on a rumor. That RRR cut awhile ago told me China was worse off then I thought, but this rate cut tells me they are SOOOO Fucked up that words can’t explain.

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  30. WaveWanker

    “inside a mind of a person with a 155 intelligence quotient”

    Well, you seem dumb (or immature) enough to boast about your alleged above average IQ. Good for you! Maybe you’ll be allowed to serve hor d’oeuvres at the next Mensa meeting 😉

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  31. razorsedge

    we r on the cusp of destruction, greece seems unlikly to cave, thus get thrown out at the plate. (or not) spain and italy will call the game because of rain.

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  32. JTU

    Inside the mind of “Nigel Farage”
    http://youtu.be/Bsl1_ju7Vxw

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  33. JTU

    CPST reports June 14, look for shares to advance prior to earnings.

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  34. JTU

    Well YELP seems to be bucking the trend.

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  35. The V.King

    “Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.”

    12-12-12

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    • Stan

      Fool.

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    • Blind Read Ant
      Blind Read Ant

      V.King. How ’bout, whataya whataya, dink o’ this :

      “Sir Roi Duma Prints Uber Sheik Tzar Premier Presidente, Magi-Geni of Popes”

      …for B.R.A.’s new Knightship?

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  36. Yelp = Yell for Help
    Yelp = Yell for Help

    I remember the cock-and-ball pattern on the FB chart. Now you will be introduced to cockless-ball formation on the MTW and TEX charts. Both going to sub-$5.

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  37. Yabollox

    Random people who correct grammatical and spelling errors are hated.

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  38. Dick Durban

    The Hunter S. Thompson of money management. Speaking of, I like this HST quote. Sounds like something Fly would say: “America… just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.”

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  39. Mike Crich

    I had a charter business in Eagle, CO, in the early 80s and flew Dr. Thompson around quite a bit. Was forced to party with him as well. Also rented a house to him in the Keys for a coupla years. The Fly is channeling Hunter. Had a friend who looked at all of his writings and who lived with him and she reported zero, ZERO, grammatical or spelling errors. An imperfect channel job but still amazing. And unique.

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    • DMG

      You forgot to mention your friend was Haitian and barely literate.

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  40. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Fly … Thnx for YELP … In around $17.50 and enjoying the ride today!

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