iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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PREPARE FOR WINSHIP

NTAP is coming off its lows. I haven’t bought that stock in years; but fuck is that stock cheap now. At these levels, both IBM and ORCL will be looking at them, scratching chins and brains, contemplating a bid.

Europe is running with its shoes off. According to the textbook of BEAS, the market should follow through and rip ham off asses today. On a separate note, FB seems to have caught its footing. Unlike many gorillas in the blogosphere, I don’t mind owning FB here, at least for a trade. There was so much retail carnage in this fucker, I would not be surprised to see it trade back to $38. You know it’s gonna happen. Get on the “Zuck Truck.”

Gold and silver look great, as well as the social media sector. On the eyes of Ulysses, if YELP doesn’t take out $19 today, I am going to punch holes through the office sheetrock.

Slow things down for a minute. Greece can wait. We need to make some fucking money now.

UPDATE:
THE FUCKING WINSHIP MACHINE HAS BEEN DELAYED, LIKELY CANCELED. FUCK MY LIFE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwky6LIL-_I

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12 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    How are things going with you upcoming move?

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  2. RaginCajun

    thanks for the new tune, will be jamming this while on the Zuck Truck.

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  3. jobo

    Again, FB up 3% Pre-Market. Same as yesterday.

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  4. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    VMW will fall in sympathy with NTAP since they are closely related.

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  5. OG

    Not looking too hot.

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  6. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    Anything “cloud” should get raped today.
    RHT
    RAX
    VMW
    CSCO
    ORCL

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  7. TraderRick

    Bank of Russia spills the beans “GREECE HAS PLAN FOR PARALLEL CURRENCY”. Time for Grexit. Poof! Your bullshit Eurobond fantasy rally disapeers!

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  8. noodleboy

    dippin so we can rip

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  9. TraderRick

    ITALY PM MONTI SAYS IT WILL “NOT BE TOO LONG” BEFORE EURO BONDS BECOME REALITY

    How many times can this work? Does anybody think we will see a Eurbond before a Grexit?

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