I had long day, scurrying through NYC for a little business and leisure. I met up with my family in Central park, following a meeting. My wife was with the kids. They were having a ball, tossing themselves around the place like rag dolls. As I was sitting there, next to the water fountain, shuffling through my emails, some fat bitch posted up next to me with her kid. From the second I saw her I knew something was off. Then the unbelievable transpired, right next to me and about 100 other kids and nannies: her 8 year old kid took a shit in a plastic bag she was holding. Chagrined, I quickly moved away. She wasn’t trying to hide anything, twisted up the bag and tossed it in the trash, sending little Jimmy to go swing like a fucking baby gorilla off the bars. In case you thought that was a racial slur, the bitch was white.
I figured if I was going to claim to be JAKEGINT, I’d preface it with a story like that.
I like gold here, way more than Jakegint. This whole Chinese slowdown will end up being HORSESHIT. They are undergoing political transition, as is the case every 5 and 10 years. The new commy fuckers step into office in 2013. Immediately following their appointment, their economy will rip to the upside because these new commy fuckers want to make a first impression.
The Chinese are all about shit like that.
My only gold play is EXK, despite the fact it’s a fucking silver stock. See, unlike JAKEGINT, I’m irrational in my belief systems. I don’t conform to anyone. Hell, both democrats and republicans hate me. Nevertheless, I am JAKEGINT aka Cement Head.
As the ‘reelect Obama’ campaign starts in earnest, I’ll be counting my gold bricks, while kicking homeless men in the dicks, impaling pikers on Wall with sharp sticks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_10tfbfO94
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“I’m irrational in my belief systems”
Hell yea.
jiminy christmas, that was the biggest ROFFL I’ve had for quite some time. keep up the good work reporting on the chagrin.
At least it wasn’t in her bare hand?
What happens when her dog has to go?
She puts the dog on the terlet, of course.
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Hola Senor Fly,
Check out the thighs on these gangsta biotches.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X9D2v-d6fY
I agree, gold is overdue. I’m in.
WTF, my 10 year old has bigger biceps and chest than these guys. Another guy looks like he has downs. No offense. Yeah, the thighs on the girls are nice.
Another man’s physique matters only if you intend to sleep with him.
So you’d rather sleep with a man than fight him.
“Another guy looks like he has downs. No offense.”
ha, way to make a statement. Embrace what you think.
Shedder: Another guy looks like he has downs.
Mary: Isn’t that a little politically incorrect?
Shedder: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one’s gonna tell me who I can and can’t fight with.
Fucking hilarious.
The Fly is God.
This is so funny.
But, but Fly, you don’t sound the Jake Gint.
“This whole Chinese slowdown will end up being HORSESHIT” I agree. However, we are trying to engineer a pullback here. More negative news please … we need some suckers to sell!!
godamn it. i been knee deep in fucking exk for 4 fucking months, i want my SHIT to be golden too. ALL HAIL THE CEMENT HEAD……………is that anything like a “dead head”,gratefully, i mean………..
let the little shit take a dump in a bag….roflmfao,just wait till i gets dat bitch in da baftub,if i sees one bubble,i’s gonna whitney her to def
the stock has a p/e (ttm) of 24
why this one??
SSRI is good too.
Fly likes the Mex silver.
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My favorite metal plays, based on both fundamental and technicals, are ABX,AUY,NGD, IAG and some silver plays SLW, PAAS, SIL,CDE.
SSRI, too.
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Tell me that dump story didn’t happen. I can’t believe you didn’t say anything to her. Unbelievable…