The United Steaks of America is truly a classic place to live, trimmed with all of the fuckery you’d expect from an empire on the decline. Do you really think these degenerates in Congress will not raise the debt limit? I mean, how stupid would that be and what purpose would it serve? You don’t take away the water when the house is burning. You are supposed to starve the fire of oxygen and douse it. All these idiots care about is getting elected and using the moronic tax payer to fund the projects of their corporate sponsors. Believe me, I am not hating on this particular form of oligarchy, since I rather enjoy it. But, do not think for a second that they care about you.
They most certainly do not.
The market is ripping tits to the upside and silver is down. If you are wondering how my day is going, just take a look at my cock: WNR. When it is up and vibrant, I am good. When it is down and depressed, I am punching people in the face with mustard gas. At the end of the day, plebs, everything has a way of working out.
Quick update for you Fly followers: Mortified by the cicada news from the south, our summer road trip to the land of pig and gravy has been postponed until next year. So, as you could imagine, this throws my road trip plans into flux. I did the whole New England thing last year. So, unless I am willing to drive into the Atlantic Ocean, it looks like I am heading west. Unfortunately, the midwest is filled with the most reprehensible creatures this country has to offer. For the most part, anything between Ohio and Wyoming is littered with pasty idiots, who either tip cows for Saturday night fun or pray to magical creators to kill all sinners through fire.
In short, I may just travel up to Canada and call it a day, eh?
NOTE: I am long lots of TLT
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Toronto Awaits, good sir.
Branson,MO Bitchez Really!
Take your kids to Lake of The Ozarks guaranteed Hillbilly good time.
Good steaks in KC.
But then, there’s always the summer skiing in Canuckistan.
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“In short, I may just travel up to Canada and call it a day, eh?”
To that socialist hell-hole. Please don’t. Please.
Go west young man.
Go see the oregon coast. nothing like it.
Speaking of socialist hell holes, lol.
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I’ve been to Oregon. How about Seattle?
Great salmon eating!
Fly, Let me know if you are in seattle. I would love to meet you.
Bappi
I will send one of my sentries to prevent you from meeting me, while I am in your city.
I believe the term you are looking for is “gunsels.”
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Highway 550 in Colorado (http://bit.ly/ipQJwX) between Durango and Grand Junction is rather “interesting”. This is a one-of-a-kind road to navigate.
From there head west on I-70 (aka 50 & 6) to the land of Mormons and take the scenic route south on Rt. 6 down to Rte. 128. It ends up taking you thru the valley along side the Colorado River. There are large ranches/resorts to stay along the way if you choose to kayaking, horseback riding, hiking, etc. This is an incredibly picturesque drive.
And plenty of national parks in that area.
Seattle is good. You can spend time island hopping in the San Juan’s and then head up to Victoria and Vancouver.
Fly, go drink $1k bottles of Pinot near Portland, OR, they appreciate large WNR’s out there…
haha, the Cicadas are a bit overwhelming. fuckers sound like there are mobs of aliens in the woods waiting to launch a ground offensive.
granted, they are certainly NO reason to cancel a visit down here. the weather this year has actually been pretty pleasant in eastern NC.
My wife has a phobia of bugs. It would be hilarious and cruel if I went down there, crunching on those fuckers along the way.
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Sir Canada would be honored to host your presence. Maybe you will rub off on our retarded government so we can get some shit done
Seattle is awesome, and if you come north, Vancouver is great too. 3 hour drive at the most. Sea to Ski to whistler 1 1/2 from the city center.
July is the best month in the pacific north west/west coast canada area typically.
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I hear the Chinese food in Vancouver is pretty awesome.
…yes but like everywhere you have to know what to order. Many Japanese came here too, which is why the sushi is also first rate.
I bet that shit is radioactive good now
The sushi is good in Vancouver because they make it out of Japanese people.
Non-radioactive, however, as everything must be FDA-standard.
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Ha. Nice.
All local, Fly. The spot for sushi is called Tojos on Broadway. I don’t eat Chinese food or people, but have some sources for recomendations, (perhaps for both depending on your proclivities).
…and if you have a desire to do the Canadian rockies road trip, I can tell you where you want to go, besides Jasper/Banff which are terrific.
Anyone able who doesn’t go here at least once must already be dead to the world .. http://bit.ly/mlk8KB
If you are gonna do that, you should do the Trans Canadian train ride thing. My in-laws did it and said it was quite goode.
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Were it not for the floods, I’d offer that the kids might enjoy the “City Museum” in StL http://www.citymuseum.org/ which is not a museum in any sense a normal people would think if it, and not boring at all; more like a 7 story McDonalds playground designed by Willie Wonka and Salvador Dali. The NY to Montreal train is one of the prettier rides I’ve taken – following the Hudson and St. Lawrence the whole way – should you decide to expand your cultural sensitives to include slapping old men with hot servings of Poutine instead of just Pizza…
Been to Seattle/Van/Whistler recently and live in Toronto. The former is can’t-miss. TO has some charm, but lacks the natural beauty of the Pacific NW.
If you speak Mandarin, or have a particular affection towards Asians of the Chinese variety then head to VAN! If you prefer Indians and Italians then TO is the place. #racialprofiling
Detroit awaits with open arms !!!
Should that into the national grave yard. Just dump all the dead there.
Fuck Montreal, go to Detroit, visit the former mayor in jail. They also have a special on housing. 10 houses for 10 bucks.
Speaking as a Torontoian, go to Montreal. Best place in Canada in the summertime. As long as you’re able to tolerate the French of course…
the place would collapse without Americans, so french is not an issue: only the attitude on occassion.
We’ll be nice to him, c’est une promesse.
Montreal is excellent. If you should go that way, you must stop in the Italian side of town. Their Notre-Dame Cathedral is also beautiful.
And the women are gorgeous from what a recall. I still remember a blond on the street corner waiting for the lights… from 15 years ago!
One of the best looking women I’d ever laid eyes on in New York (City) was a Montrealer by birth.
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The rule is: there are no ugly women in Montreal……
Yea I could believe that
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Only thing holding back market is NASDAQ . But, AAPL and GOOG both dropping on diverging volume, on intraday charts.
Bounces look likely in both of those.
It’s pretty nuts that I can pretty much go anywhere and one of you fuckers live in that city.
prolly.
Fly, we will welcome you to the Buckeye State. See you this summer.
US Dollar just retesting support of Jake’s 75.22ish, while dead cat bounces get everyone excited. Yep, the debt ceiling will be lifted…but I believe that a lot of cuts will be traded off for it. Republicans can smell the despiration in the air of the Democrates and may push their balls to the wall cuz Obama doesn’t want history to remember him as the President that defaulted the country. If we rally today, like a dead cat, it will be buried tomorrow.
Nothing beats Niagara Falls.
Watts in East LA is a great resort community. You may not want to drive thru Big Sur on the way. I hear it’s filled with gun toting racists
Be sure to take in Compton and Crenshaw as well. They are lovely this time of year.
Whistler, B.C. is where you want to be
I’m BACK bitches.
rent an rv and take the kids camping to yellowstone.
If you come to Calgary, do it during Stampede. It’s fun for the whole family, and I’d be happy to familiarize you with the Canadian Oil and Gas sector. You could tie it in to a nice tour of the nearby mountains where a lot of fun is always ready to pounce.
What, cancelling the trip, Woodshedder was preparing a feast of possum and moonshine, down in the holler.
Someone should invest in a passport.
Northern Michigan, Le Fly. It is V good
Viens à Montréal la mouche, on t’attends.