We’re not down far enough to warrant some serious nibbling. In many respects, this is sheer ridiculousness. I am down about 0.9%, for the second consecutive day, and I have no urge to buy. Perhaps they are boiling me slow, this way I stay in the pot long enough for the big fire. Or, maybe the bears are so weak, so pathetic, that they are readying to clown, gorilla rape themselves over a barrel of uncut Colombian cocaine.
Either way, I must admit, I am not happy.
See, I have to make fuckloads of money or lose vast sums to placate the idiot in me. I can’t just make a little bit of money, or lose a “smidge.” It’s all or nothing with me, which is why I drive in a doorless car made from 100% dynamite sticks, with lit candles burning in the back seat.
For the remainder of the day, for the adventure of it all, I will be speed chopping carrots with my balls placed firmly on the kitchen counter.
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May you annihilate your enemies. Not your balls
Get your GMCR on Fly… this has always been on your radar somewhere.
I believe, sir, you are being slow-boiled in order to tenderize what would otherwise be a relatively tough meal.
First.
Arrgh…too slow….
U R right, Fly. Something is happening tediously slowly right now. We just can’t tell what it is yet. It will unfold in the fullness of time.
I just hope you drive the minivan when the family is in the car. Kids and doorless cars are a safety hazzard. Not to mention burning candles in the backseat.
I have a feeling you will be banking “monster” coin very soon.
Fly, Oil’s at 110. You really need anything else happening?
crude 110, indeud
Just got back in to CCJ
I laughed out loud, love the recurring dynamite theme — thanks for that
Man with long orange Sun Tzu should never chop carrots with balls on counter.
Suddenly I have a craving to eat carrots, nevermind.
Is there a way to buy calls on Huckabee’s weight?
Im trying to envision this. Is it one huge stick carved into car shape or thousands of sticks tied together? Do you have wipers made out of roman candles?
smidges are for pansies
I cant fucking look anymore. On my 50 stocks watch list are IMGN up 25% DBLE up 23% and in third place to dick slap me in the face is $SINA. None of which I own. Going into shower to cool off and play with my WNR. Livid right now and bound to make a stupid mistake before the bell.
With performance like that the only stupid mistake left is for you to get out of the shower. Stay in there and drown.
I’ve been in a shit mood all day until reading this,
“I drive in a doorless car made from 100% dynamite sticks, with lit candles burning in the back seat.”
Merci beaucoup. monsieur le fly.