The inventors of Santa Claus, Coca-Cola, can go fuck themselves. I am so tired right now, due to sleep deprivation, I am seeing shit in slow motion. I am punchy as fuck, causing me to be paranoid to a point where I find myself making wild accusations, a shopping induced delirium. Seriously, as an adult, I hate Christmas. It means nothing but thousands of dollars in additional expenditures. I have no issue spoiling my kids. But buying all this shit for strangers, neighbors, distant relatives, shiiiiiit fuck, those people can go fuck themselves. Needless to say, Mrs. Fly is greatly chagrined by my evil stance on pagan X-mas, the birthday of decadence, under the homo banner of Santa Claus aka a Coca Cola mascot.
It looks like I am enjoying the tail end of the old MOTR boat again, as the blades massage my fucking face. Little does that boat know, my face is made from titanium, like Terminator. I will eat their blades for breakfast, then proceed to buy it a nice sweater or bottle of cologne for X-mas. ‘Cause that’s how I roll, apparently.
SOL is ripping tits. I have plenty of shares in my personal account. I have coin coming out of my ears.
Into haut-monde day, I am heavily long EXK, REXX, CCJ, MOTR, PWER, VMC, SOL, ATPG.
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Merry Christmas to all….
Yeah, I agree Fly. Nowadays it’s nothing more than an orgy of Consumerism at the alter of Materialism.
But the Christmas lights are nice!
This is quite possibly the funniest post in the history of the internet.
Happy Holidays, Fly.
Indued
Insanely hilarious yet equally true, Odd no?
I am opening a position in MOTR , cheers!
Who doesn’t like Santa Claus???????
You do know that if you don’t believe, he won’t bring you anything.
Mr. Fly, please don’t disparage Coca-Cola, for they invented cocaine, a large sack of which I expect Santa to deliver down my chimney in a couple of days.
No need to buy the Steve family a present this year. I didn’t get you anything because I am still unemployed.
By the way, the Bernstein family along with the Greenbaums and Singhs will be at China Garden on Christmas Day. Should be fun because the waiters will be singing songs. You know the one that goes: Faa-Raa-Raa-Raa. I will bring you some Egg Foo Young and General Tsao.
And Merry Christmas to you too Mr. V.King. Will the Fitness Center be open on 12/25?
V.King only recognizes 12/25 as a Saturday. That’s legs day, of course he’ll be there.
Merry Christmas to all the V.King’s fans….$100.00 TwinLab gift certificates for all…
That shouldn’t cost you anything.
Twin Lab sucks. Biotest is top shelf in the suppl. industry.
Ho Ho Ho, Phuckfaces. Disparaging Coca Cola is unAmerican and naughty. Coke is the real thing and, good thingd in life go with Coke. Ho Ho Ho, phuck you, phuckfaces.
hey santa,this is the pepsi generation
Crystal Pepsi in my case.
Looking to get into COCO with a large position going into APOL earnings.
happy holidays fly and thx for the great blog. i just cashed in my 15K shares of UCO for a nice gain. black gold did not let me down… for next week i think i may start to nibble on SCO .. oil is very overbought.
Wait until after the first of the year when the accounting induced inventory draws are done.
Happy Holidays, truly enjoy the sharp edged wit, but a bigger thank’s for creating the 12631 and Pelicans, kind of like having an ATM where you can withdraw money from other peoples accounts.
Mr. Fly – re: MOTR – havent you seen the Scottrade commercial about “gap fill reversals”?
Is that advice?
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I just want to clear something up. Contrary to some of you bozos posting responses on this blog, Fly is not God. Santa Claus is God. Sure, Fly is omniscient like Santa and gives us presents, like FTK. And Fly keeps lists of who’s naughty and who’s nice. Wait a minute. Fly is Santa Claus. Not sure what to make of this because I thought Santa Claus was God.
Now that’s funny. I thought I was the only person on the planet that hates Christmas.
Never seen “The Grinch”?