You lazy clam-fuckers have been vacationing all summer long, going on road trips, laughing it up with your stupid friends, all the while dining on “summer fare” consisting of “light foods” with lemon zest and olive oil on it and shit. Well, I am here to inform you, by way of this blog, that your summer is over. It’s time for you to throw on the old “business uniform” and advance your career. When I say “business uniform,” I expect you to wear suit and tie, especially when reading this website, fyi. When you go to Yankee games or whatever team you choose to root for, like mindless idiots, do you see those billionaire baseball playing gentlemen striking out while donning t-shirts? FUCK NO. Those motherfuckers wear jerseys, because it is their uniform. Well, your uniform is suit and tie. If I catch you in dockers, I will split your head, 2 for 1.
As “The Fly” celebrates Labor Day, there is much work to be done. I care not to discuss the great many intricacies of my business life, as that information is proprietary and worth many millions of dollars. However, I will tell you that I am prepared to rip the spines out of my enemies (mortal kombat style), if need be.
With regards to the market: I am anticipating a pull-back from current levels. Last weeks rally was a deathblow of sorts to short-sellers, especially since everyone was caught leaning (135%). However, this bottoming out business is an arduous process. I expect a pullback until late September-early October, then a hockey stick to the face rally until Thanksgiving. But, it’s important to remember how fucked up August was, when betting on a September decline. It’s very possible we might only get a 1-2% pullback, so don’t bet the fucking farm on a collapse.
Finally, we’ve been developing new tools for The PPT, that will shock and amaze all who subscribe. Just so you know, I am keeping most new features in BETA mode, exclusive for my usage, until the official launch of PPT 2.0, hopefully just in time for X-MAS.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter