Nothing says “look at me I’m rich” like a fucking water fountain in your front lawn. Go buy some gargoyle statues, along with some lions, and put them in your yard. Who gives a shit what your neighbors think? Fuck them too. There is no upside to being friendly to neighbors, for they are all out to get you. Remember that, especially during Christmas time, when they work feverishly to “out decorate” you.
“The Fly” is not interested in the market right now. He is thinking about vacation (New England) and what he may or may not partake in, during such an event. One thing is for sure, I will not stop trading or blogging. Every time I step away, iBC traffic drops by 25%, effectively cutting off the cocks of my other bloggers. I really like the staff here at iBC; but they can’t hold readers for shit. God willing, they will find it in their souls to kick ass, on a much higher level. If not, I’m afraid the deck will need to be shuffled, YET AGAIN.
Aside from being an asshole, I am in a very relaxed state. While you faggots sip bitch drinks from coconuts, “The Fly” is in a near catatonic state, totally in sync with the stock exchange, as if it was a level 1 game of Pac-Man.
The cross currents in this market are VERY disturbing. How can you sit there and talk an inflation book, when TLT is printing $100? Really!? Stop humiliating yourself and go fuck a lemon tree.
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The Fly is God.
This tape is fucking boring, even more so since I have very little on the line right now
I think Fly needs another resolution: swear off cuss language until the DOW breaks 9000 on the downside and TLT prints 120. Bring back the old days of Le Fly fettered from the f-word.
He said cuss language.
I haven’t made a trade in almost 2 weeks and am not planning any. Waiting to see which way this thing breaks. I am net long but have a lot of cash so up or down both suit me.
Down might actually be more fun.
RC could bring in a lot more readers if he’d do two things:
1) Post more pics of his new pooch
2) Speak his mind.. without holding back (dude is sick right on his calls)
Your iBC crew rocks. They just have the ability to insult the readers with every sentence. But I have faith in them. They will learn. It is written.
TZA 4TW
How can you sit there and talk a deflation book when gold is printing $1250?
If you think the only thing gold “tells” is inflation you need to get your head out of your fat lazy ass and educate your cotton-pickin brain son.
Please educate me, Dad.
You can’t afford it
Oh, are you a brilliant high-paid hedge-fund guru who spends his working day making posts on internet message boards? I can see how I could never afford your services.
Someone give this knuckle fucker a one day PPT pass…
If you think the only thing TLT “tells” is deflation you need to get your head out of your fat lazy ass and educate your cotton-pickin brain son.
I admit, gold tricked me. But it’s obvious now. It is no longer an inflation trade, but an end of days trade.
Gold is a hedge against currency manipulation and debasement. Simple as that.
Fuck Sandwiches, I’m Burger and Fries’ing it until SPY prints 102
Hugh Hendry:
Fuck that… this isn’t your game to regulate with your “holier than thou” f-word prohibition. i bet you love Obama, cocksucker.
For shame, OMeizer…
Glad to hear you won’t “Chick-Fil-A” iBC during your vacation. I do not eat at that trough, but why the fuck do you willingly close a hugely popular fast food chain on a weekend day. Religion….
Obama likes to do the “Oil-Fil-A.”
Closed on Sundays or not, you must admit they are the best fast food joint in America, quality wise.
They always have good lookin’ wimmens in ’em too.
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]just one more opine i think aapl is a piece of shit.go fly
Fly- the Dow is approximately 10% below its post-crash highs of 11k or so. Just like the “flash crash”, no one can really say why we rallied 70% from the 6600 low, aside from Senior Tropicana, of course. What everyone does know, however, is that pinless hand granades have been blowing up all over the world, from joblessness, to sovereign debt to oil armageddon, to Iran and Korea and their lunatic leaderships. How, pray tell, are we to rally some more from here? You tell me.
Neighbor Fly- Those rocks going through your windows the other night came from your other neighbor, the evil one. You know I don’t care if you put a water fountain in your front lawn, although those pink flamingos and the African American (did I say that right?) lawn jockey statue may violate the Homeowner Association rules. I won’t turn you in. And I am sorry the giant menorah on my roof made your Christmas tree lights look tacky last year. I promise to tone it down this year.
It was the add’l Roman Candle display on Night Eight that really got to him.
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go eat some chinese pussy.
Fly, you are very correct on the neighbor comment. They love to see any misfortune you may have… once had a tree fall on my new car – I swear the neighbors were laughing inside as they expressed their condolences to me for my unfortunate situation… jealousy is terrible
I may have to go get one of those statues of the kid that takes a leak… I’m gonna line them along my neighbors yard so my statues can pee on his house daily.
Just go to the junk yard and get some old toilets. Put them along your boundary line with the neighbor. Be sure to put some pretty flowers in them or cactus would be good.
Mr “The Fly”,…IMHO, u should charge these folks that are stealing your style!
BP just waiting to stick $100 a barrell up your ass. Dont forget the vasoline it is coming.
Remon tlee velly pletty
Remon tlee bling you ruck…
Remon tleee velly pletty,
But impaaaaaaahhhhsah-burr to F—K!
Tank you velly much, radies and gelms! Do no folget to trip you waitahs!
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I think Limm might be able to hold the Asian readership captive while you are on vacation.
You can’t just substitute each “L” for an “R” AND vice versa. Only the former is valid. They can’t pronounce the letter “L”, so they just try and come close with an “R”. Hence, “Tlee” is HIGHLY ERRONEOUS.
Mr. Limm has a lisp in addition to his poor English.
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You are probably right. Mr. Limm is probably going for exact versimalitude in his japing.
Quite perceptive.
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Insanity releases stress
gold goes higher because the Chinese are continuing to encourage people to buy and they are not allowing miners in china to sell outside of China. China and major bankers are buying gold because they are trying to get something of tangible value so when the major debt consolidation hits they actually have something to borrow against. Rates are super low for a reason, but as they continue to go lower, it’s cheaper to borrow and speculate and for those worried about a debt collapse, they don’t trust business and stocks so they speculate on commodities and metals instead.
Gold is a psychological asset, it only has value because of the psychological value it has with people. Same thing with diamonds. Sure you can make jewelry but the amount of gold in supply relative to that consumed is relatively small and the jewelry can always be sold back via “cash4gold”
Gold is like a witch!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g
The market mocks everyone trying to bank coin. Go and enjoy your vacation. Leave early, even.
Try and buy a Lenovo laptop even if they are worthy; they’re dumping them into Argentina and Nepal. Flog a RedSox fan while you’re at it, dog.
Fly, any thoughts on Oats and Coffee the last couple weeks?
Forgot to mention:
Nothing says “look at me I’m rich” like a fucking water fountain in your front lawn.
May be your best “first line,” ever.
And that’s saying a lot.
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Fast food is for people into getting gastric cancer
How lovely!
Can one get fries with that?
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I chose top sirloin, mashed, a side of lima beans, and a quick check on gold prices.
The last part seemed a little pricey for me.
Fly you are Nails and I don’t mean that in a Lenny Dykstra way.
You got it..whatever it is. Have Great 4th and Week off.
Jake I got DevilDogged on Monsanto…OUT
that shit is toxic…Odd No?
I have bought and sold SLW 4 times since Dec. bought some more this morning.
I think the Jackson’s are fixin to go ApeShit…
Watch the 10 year go to 2.5…(then its TBT time)
Can I have a Simpson’s Bully (Ellroy?) “Haw Haaaa?” —
FINRA ordered Goldman Sachs Group Inc. unit Goldman Sachs Execution & Clearing LP to pay
$20.5 million in compensatory damages related to a Bayou hedge fund. The fund, which collapsed
in 2005, was a Ponzi scheme run by its founder, Samuel Israel, who plead guilty to charges after
the fund collapsed. Goldman is accused of failing to investigate the transfers of money in the fund.
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ellroy?
El-fucking-roy?
Try Nelson, and no witty comebacks for you on this one.
What am I? A font of low brow culture know-how?
No, sir, how.
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you going to check out nantucket this summer instead of disney world?
THat was just an American Funds trip. He won’t fall for that shit again in July, I’ll warrant.
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Nothing says “look at me I’m rich” like a fucking water fountain in your front lawn.
I’ve always thought nothing says “look at me I’m rich” like driving a Jaguar. You are saying to the world, look at me, I have enough money to buy an expensive sports car and I don’t give a shit whether it runs or not.
A lot of people go broke trying to impress people. Shit be yourself, why sell out makes you look like a pudd.
I have no confidence going long on any stock right now. This market is for pro’s only.
i have all the confidence in the world …and even tho my add to FAS didnt get filled on friday…i see the profit taking today was done by the skilled FAS players ..i didnt take any profit today since i wasnt working at home . therfore i will be home in the afternoon tomorrow to soldier the middle with heavy muscle.
also as i said in a previous post i would create a few jobs, the first step was taken today and a certificate will be issued to me in about a week…some of you 15 to be exact will have to get off your prissy little asses and resume working…that gentleman is how i roll when i get fed up with govt excuses..these are just to start a new division i will add more..
to the rest of you fuckers who could hire a few and wont,,,well,,,, fuck you…do it anyway
Looks like “QE2: Electric Buggaloo” may be right around the corner…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/ambroseevans_pritchard/7857595/RBS-tells-clients-to-prepare-for-monster-money-printing-by-the-Federal-Reserve.html
Part of that “savings rate” is coming from people not paying their mortgages – seriously.
Valid point.
I disagree. The folks defaulting on their mortgages are celebrating their new “wealth” by taking the kids to disney and having $5,000 catered picnics on the 4th of Juuuu-ly. They don’t save SHIT! They truly believe that they are entitled to spend all the money they can steal from lenders.
They ain’t part of the increasing savings rate, seriously, think for a minute. These totally bankrupt guys are married to women who were brainwashed by their mothers into believing that their stinky snatch is worth all the gold in the world. Smart people are saving more money, the dumb fucks will go on stealing until they have to sell that overpriced snatch on the street for $25 a clip.
Just sayin…..
Market sentiment is awfully grim….going to get very long on the next 2% move down.
looking at the dow —nasd—s&p right now and wow !!!! you call that grim ?? i would call it testicular rotation
Hyperinflation is 100% GUARANTEED!
There is no doubt that Helicopter Ben will make sure that the US Dollar is turned into toilet paper.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzmYI_4XCbM
Had to read that first paragraph to wifey. It’s extremely hilarious to me because I was just saying that we need a water fountain in our front yard last night. True story, I promise.
Fucking classic.
He doesn’t mean “water fountain” per se, but a fountain that spouts water — you know, a concrete jobby.
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Geez Fly I wipe my ass on $100 bills, of course after the maid runs them through the laundry. Enjoy Vacation.
Come visit the small, but charming coast of NH … dinner on me …
Rye Beach, mah biatches?
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“Geniuses are like thunderstorms. They go against the wind, terrify people, cleanse the air.” Kierkegaard
Treu. Thanks boss.