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PLAY CHINESE LOTTO

Chinese related stocks have gone ape shit to the upside again. Back in the old days, I’d call such stocks “Chinese Burritos.” I’d encourage you pikers to “get your share,” and I still do.  The great thing about Chinese Lotto is that everyone is a winner. You simply deposit coin into the Chinese Lotto machine and a small fortune is won, nearly every time, thanks in large part to sweet unabated communism, coupled with nefarious accountants. I joke. I kid.

Some of the household names that Dad discusses at the dinner table are Baidu.com, Inc. (ADR) [[BIDU]] , Sohu.com Inc. [[SOHU]] , PetroChina Company Limited (ADR) [[PTR]] and Ctrip.com International, Ltd. (ADR) [[CTRP]] . But they’re old hat. We want new lotto winners.

By the way, today’s lotto winner is [[FFHL]] .

Some chicoms to monitor ever so quietly include: [[HEAT]] , [[YONG]] , [[CMFO]] , Fushi Copperweld, Inc. [[FSIN]] , [[GFRE]] , China Medical Technologies, Inc. (ADR) [[CMED]] , [[GSI]] , VisionChina Media Inc [[VISN]] , AirMedia Group Inc. (ADR) [[AMCN]] , [[CTFO]] and [[CHNG]] . I could go on and on. I have a great PPT screen here (oh, you’re not a sub, so fucking sorry. har, har, har. No robster for you).

The point here is this: eat your supper while it’s still hot. Don’t live your life always wanting. Chinese Lotto will not last forever. But it’s here now you stupid bastards.

At any rate, aside from that, the market looks fine at these levels. I am not scared of double dips or poor employment numbers. I am sorry but those sort of things are irrelevant at a time when BROKEN ROBOTS and coked out traders are running this market higher.

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26 comments

  1. vking

    V.King was here first ..and comes 1st

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  2. GW

    Shouldn’t the title be “Pray Chiiineseh Rotto?”

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  3. GW

    Check this one Fly: DGW

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  4. TraderCaddy

    Here is a China Company to watch- China Technology Development Group (CTDC).
    It’s the perfect China play for the following reasons:
    Has the word Technology in it’s name
    Does solar stuff (I think) although it started out owning a couple of car washes
    Has changed it’s name about 3-4 times in the last 5 years or so
    Books are probably cooked to the positive side
    MoMo traders go nuts on it to the upside every once in awhile
    The major execs have cool names- Li,Qian,Lu,Zhang, and Kang Li.

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  5. GW

    LOL TraderCaddy !

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  6. Tampa Trader

    How about some Bank of America lotto with 18 DEC calls at 8 cents…I don’t think they will let BAC get punished for paying back Tarp. They want Wells and others to see that if you pay back the Tarp you it’s good for share price. With two weeks until expiry these lotto tickets straddled with some almost free BAC 14 puts can make for an entertaining couple weeks.

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  7. The Rook

    Fly – What are your thoughts on HQS?

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  8. Homo Bob

    $LTUS buying this Chicom lotto play on any dips.

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  9. Ponch

    All in on FTK…… hehe

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  10. TA

    For TMOE:

    Yesterday I sold some puts on IPI and bought some calls on JASO
    I posted both of these on RC’s blog when I did them since they are his ideas

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  11. vking

    Al Gore cancels lecture during COP15

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  12. General Tso

    CHWM – Small, not well-known, China telcomm (Wi-Max), otcbb company. Just had some good news this week regarding getting their fiber ring “lit” in Beijing. Hasn’t seen shit for volume, but could go places…buyout down the road?? It is what it is…Chinese Lotto ticket.

    Liking JASO on volume.

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  13. Buzzkill

    Anybody know of any of these (or other) Chinese Lotto plays that might trade on the TSX?
    thx

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    • chanci

      Well, if you want a Chinese gold lotto play –

      Inter-Citic (TSE:ICI).

      Just saying.

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      • Buzzkill

        thx chanci, I’ll check it out….

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        • chanci

          Yeah, for sure check it out. I bought it today, but I have done some really stupid things, so don’t go by me.

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  14. TraderCaddy

    Looks like the financials are forming a rare onstar doji joey bag of doughnuts on the 5 minute charts.
    This can’t be good and are FTK’d.

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  15. TMoe

    My TOL shorts are looking really nice. I knew that jump in November was bullshit.

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  16. DownTick

    Clearly someone forgot to deliver the daily wheelbarrow of coke to the traders on the street. Paging Pablo Escobar…I repeat, Paging Pablo Escobar… Please meet your party in the OEX pit before 4pm. Thank you.

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  17. Trader Mom

    CHL(China Mobile) is lagging. ACH is stuck in a range. I am watching these 2 closely. Hot things like CTRP, BIDU or RINO are too hot for me now.

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