Hordes of Armageddon loving misfits are scurrying up and down Wall Street today, in hopes of a near term market top. After all, President O’bama is a communist and America is stupid. Deep down, everyone is rooting for China to conquer the U.S. and enslave all of the fat guys, in order to “solve” the burgeoning unemployment problem. On a very personal level, I’d like to physically detach the entire state of California (save Danny), sending it right into China’s brand new shiny Naval fleet—effectively killing two birds with one stone.
All of the good news, recently bestowed upon your face, will be ripped off soon—like a Brazilian waxing.
Believe you me, there are some stocks going higher, even in today’s tape. However, I am not into that sort of thing. Instead of storing my dough in boring stocks, like PepsiCo, Inc. [[PEP]] or The Coca-Cola Company [[KO]] , I rather hold cash and live to kill another day. If you are interested in some sort of hand holding, during times of duress, you’ve come to the wrong place. Go buy a stuffed animal and eat a chocolate bar in the shower, if you are into that sort of pussified behavior.
So, what are we going to talk about? The market is going lower and I am not shorting stocks. Maybe I can give you fuckers real time updates on the condition of my cash. You know, I can let you bastards know if any of the bills get creased or torn— or update you of any minuscule money market rate changes.
“The Fly” is into that sort of thing, during the latter months of the summer. While sipping, NEVER GUZZLING, on a 50/50 blend of iced-T lemonade, I bowl on you—despite not even being in the bowling alley, if you know what I mean (you most certainly do not).
Go buy yourself a $100 tomato and let me know how your common stock portfolios are doing. I eagerly await rejecting all of your pesky requests!!
Ciao
Don Fly
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Instant classic. Thanks.
Bourbon in the shower, Chocolate in the bath.
Fucking day-one shit, fly. I expect better.
ha.
AAPL imploding-sweet..as are all other short positions i have on…from last week…dip buyers to be goat fucked like a special guest at Dennis Kneale’s-Lets find the hamster parties in the village…
It’s called an “Arnold Palmer” 50% of each.
Arizona Iced Tea sells that shit in big cans. I’m holding one right now. Awesome stuff on a hot day.
Not sure if it’s Arizona but you get king cans of the shit for $1. Delicious.
Arizona also sells it in gallon jugs here in Orlando area (Publix).
The Palmer Lite is perfect- not too sweet.
Add a little vodka and you’ve got a Lee Trevino
Add a lot of vodka and you’ve got a John Daily
A shot of Jack Daniels and you have a John Daley.
Guaranteed never to win again and you may not stand up straight.
Mix it with Pennzoil and you have an Arnie trifecta.
Sorry Mushroomz- Missed your post.
But we had the same idea- just a different mix.
I stand corrected
We are all bored stiff here.
FYI Fly – The 50-50 drink is called an Arnold Palmer and I have a gallon in the refrig. right now.
Sorry Dubz- You beat me to it I see.
It probably takes at least two anyway to teach Fly.
Indeed, fuck am I ever bored, so bored that I”m participating in these comments with great zeal.
Long story short.
About 5 years ago I was drinking an Arnold Palmer (not produced by Arizona at that time) and Arnold Palmer was behind the tee box watching the drives.
He was there to watch his grandson play.
You should have offered him some. P.S what’s your handicap besides wasting lots of time here like me?
I am a horror show on the course.
I was caddying for my son who is a +4.5 and I haven’t beaten him since he was 12 years old (about 11 years ago).
Actually I felt bad for Arnie then since he just had surgery because of prostate cancer and he he was always going to the bathrooms on the course.
PPT is a joke for the ages!!
The less i read this site, the more i learn.
you are unteachable
BARE: New buy that I used the PPT to find. started a small position @ 8.86
BARE:
Low PPT technical score but nice PPT fundie score
I see a nice 3 day pullback.
What do you think about ARIA?
Looks like good support around 8.62
Flotek you Fly!
Good one.
Needs to go in the iBC dictionary as a synonym for FU.
Henry…DVAX looks interesting down here again…
saved!
you guys need to save words for the dictionary, flotek you is a candidate, only if it actually makes it into the rich tapestry that is our lexicon.
Hey Danny: Flotek You!!
Just kidding. You’re the best.
lol, exactly. more use = dictionary.
So, in that case….flotek the lot of ya!
Hysterical. Thanks for perking up a slow trading day.
Who rides in the FAZmobile though? It can’t just be a bunch of big-booted clowns. You need some kind of hammer-wielding homo superhero.
Devildog maybe?
My bullshit five figure account is leaking badly. Perhaps an Arnie will stem my tears.
Kalifornia uber alles! Fly is just envious of our delightful weather
Unity and justice and freedom
For the Kalifornia fatherland!
For these let us all strive
Brotherly with heart and hand!
Unity and justice and freedom
Are the pledge of fortune;
|: Flourish in this fortune’s blessing,
Flourish, Kalifornia fatherland.
auf deutsch:
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Für das kalifornia Vaterland!
Danach lasst uns alle streben
Brüderlich mit Herz und Hand!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Sind des Glückes Unterpfand;
|: Blüh’ im Glanze dieses Glückes,
Blühe, kalifornia Vaterland.
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California
Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face
Close your eyes, can’t happen here
Big Bro’ on white horse is near
The hippies won’t come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay
Mellow out or you will pay!
[Chorus]
Now it is 1984
Knock-knock at your front door
It’s the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece
Come quietly to the camp
You’d look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don’t you worry, it’s only a shower
For your clothes here’s a pretty flower.
http://www.jango.com/music/Dead+Kennedys?l=0
Shorted more NOV into the close.