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I must though respectfully disagree with your decision not to reply to his statements. I believe that most publicists would agree that a thoughtful, intelligent reply that showcases your particular type of witty, yet informative banter would be the best course of action, regardless of whether he bothers to address any of the underlying points in your posting.
Best case scenario: he reads your response on-air, thus generating more publicity. Worse case is that he just ignores you; thus the cost to you is the few moments of your precious time that it took to craft a proper response. Keep in mind that your response is in fact a form of advertising in on itself.
I agree with you fly..I also asked a PR expert friend of mine who works for a large celeb Agency in LA and he concurred – DO NOT respond to Neale…you will gain more by beihg above the fray – his attack is so off the wall it is not worthy of your time. You are a very smart man…Kudos…
You are in fact wrong wrong wrong, as is your friend.
Perhaps that would be the proper way to respond if, lets say, the fly was a celebrity responding to some salacious accusations, but it is not.
This is an attack on the fly’s credibility of the sort reserved for the business world/academia, and thus the proper way would be to respond using, as I made clear, a “thoughtful, intelligent reply.” You can be “above the fray” in the way in which you respond, which would add to the Fly’s credibility rather than subtract from it.
Tell your friend to stick to advising celebrities and leave the rest of the work to the pros in New York
There are some douchebags that have their weekly polo game right next to our softball field/game every Monday…but they play using Segways. How fucking retarded is that?!
That is truly gayer than a three legged donkey with amourous (sic) intentions toward your Volkswagen Beetle.
A horde of true, Latin American blue blood playboy polo players (led maybe by Chivas?) should descend — full ahorse — on those geeks with their polo mallets a-twirl, caving in nerd-skull left and right, and letting their fully gay Segways amble off into the woods, riderless.
You’re right Fly.. don’t respond you’ve already won by getting the press……They’re still TV and you are not, but slowly the average person will began to understand where they can find an honest dialectic… and folks will become increasingly disenchanted with the CNBC type broadcasts and seek alternative points of view.
As for example, yours truly is pretty much of a novice when it comes to the stock market. But even I can see the bullshit on CNBC, which is why I have started reading and sought other financial media sources. Others will follow.
This is a damn good site. IBankCoin does not need to defend itself!!!
Howie Mandel is an also ran in the world of comedy – I never thought much of his act ..then he got OCD..off of wiki…
During his appearance on Mad TV, Mandel and cast member Bobby Lee made fun of the former’s OCD. In September 2007, former NFL running back Marshall Faulk was interviewing with Howie on NFL Network asking him to shake his hands, but Howie wouldn’t allow it; he’d rather have the fist tap, as he does with Deal or No Deal contestants. Seconds later, Faulk gave Howie a “sneak attack” shaking his right hand and Howie screamed in fear and walked away from Faulk. Howie washed his hands several times. On a guest appearance on Free Radio, Mandel explained that not only is he afraid of public bathrooms, but he is unable to use any bathroom other than his own.[11]
Buh-bye Howie..ya freak!
You have now made Don Harrold extremely jealous. After 3 years of dumping on Cramer, he has not received even a casual mention.
In less than 24 hours, you and your “CNBC is for Asshats” post are not only quoted directly by Kneale, but it is displayed on CNBC live. True, no one actually watches Kneale, but you must derive some satisfaction from knowing that he (and his producer and the CNBC tech people who had to grab the screen-shots of the posts) is reading iBC.
On Monday expect a call from the CNBC sales department seeking iBC as a sponsor. The ad will run right after “Hi, Billy Mays here for the Awesome Auger.”
They even replaced the IBC Banner with some generic Yahoo! header as if this were the yahoo message board …. what an INSULT!!!
1:21 of the CNBC video …
After trying to make IBC look frivolous we should swamp them with emails requesting “fair and balanced” reporting on IBC showing what really goes on here, I mean besides the cursing, porno, hog chatter re their female announcers and such.
Why someone has given him a microphone is really the question. That person should be ‘hung with piano string’ and Kneale should go back to making shakes at MickeyDee’s.
I’m from SC, and the flag has a long history in SC.
Coincidence?
Even when Fly appears to be a Yankee, he is still paying his respects to his Southern brethren. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsden_flag
And it appears that Kneale was incorrect about the piano wire and meat hooks. It appears that it was actually members of the Nazi Party that were hung from piano wire after the failed attempt on Hitler’s life.
My squirrel comments were about Karl not Dennis . My councils people are calling Dennis K people to initiate slander litigation as we speak . Thank God for peoples ,people or this would never get done .
I just saw the reply from Dennis Kneale. What a weasel the guy is.
Here’s the thing, Dennis you over-sauced meatball. Almost all the guys here are traders to take risk and do that for the a living.
You on the other other hand, as well as those useless pikers on that ridiculous channel of yours tout stocks. You don’t trade them, you don’t research them. You let any lamentable grease ball come on the show and pitch a story without querying them.
You and the rest of those morons there have lost people a lot of money by touting useless shit you don’t know anything about. That’s why you’re an assehat and will continue to be.
We finally got — “the Great One” — Mark Levin, on our local 50,000 watt blowtorch talk radio station, and I’m pleased as I haven’t heard him since I moved from New York. The downside is that he’s replacing Michael Savage who is probably the funniest guy — word for word — in all media.
That said Levin can be pretty hilarious also. He had some kind words for Chuck the Schmuck Schumer last night, reserving his favorite barb for that water carrier for the statist members of the Wall Street cabal (recognizing that they are not all statists) — “Chuck, I find you destestable.”
CNBC must really be feeling desperate after that mega beat down Jon Stewart put on them a few months back. I’m sure Cramers boy Lenny Dykstra is another line drive into their junk.
There couldn’t be a lesser arena of importance for any “beat down” of Cramer or CNBS than Jon Stewart’s “Daily Show”.
The show (and the one that follows it with the smirking rube interviewer) is the province of maleducated youth and nihilistic leftists looking for “cool” cawfee shoppe conversation.
A farther connection from the actual corrective elements of society one could not find. As detestable as the editorially one-sided (royal blue) 60 Minutes antiquity can be, a potential Cramer indictment from them would be far more powerful.
The Daily Show is good for a laugh (plus, as we know “many a truth is said in jest”), and it’s hard to beat the sequence of Daily Show then Conan 5 minutes later. (At least whenever I’m not watching Dexter and/or The Wire reruns.)
“No Donny, these men are nihilists, there is nothing to be afraid of.”
Stewart was not to whom I was referring. He’s a smirker, too, but I meant the guy that got the spin off from his show. The fake serious interrview guy.
His 15 minutes are also about done.
Savage is howlingly, gut-deep hilarious, in an old-school fashion born of a pain and cynacism– bitter and twisted as it may be– that Stewart cannot even graze.
Bitter and twisted? My kind of humor. Will have to look for him.
The Colbert Show is what you were referring to, then. The parody of the self-parodying Bill O’Reilly got old for me long ago. But I saw his shows in Iraq and he did good work being there and produced some truly funny stuff.
I’m a Stewart fan. The take-down of ass clown cramer was long over-due. Don’t go all whacky on me and start shooting at the messengers, just because their political stripe doesn’t match your cargo pants. If Savage takes down congressional representative retard Supreme Queen Maxine Waters, I’ll be the first to applaud.
Mr. Kneale. We think that you are a very nice young man. You are very well mannered and polite.
You remind us of our son Wally.
Please pay no attention to some of the hooligans on this site. Most of the commentators are rather nice people, just misguided at times. Although we suspect Eddie Haskell is actually penning some of the comments under assumed names.
Our lil’ Beaver wants to be a Gator and go to journalism school there just like you.
Keep up the good work and don’t forget to eat your vegetables and always listen to your parents.
Are your parents aware of your foul language?
Perhaps going into “time out” will do you some good.
And stop hanging around Eddie Haskell as it will lead to a life of difficulty.
P.S. We forgive you.
JakeGint,
With all due respect, being a right winger or a left winger only demonstrates two things – one’s capability to hate and one’s incapability to see the other side with an open mind. I sincerely believe we humans were designed to look at both sides of the coin. We are neither republicans or democrats. You give me an issue and I will tell you what I am. And – Why can’t we all just get along and why do we give more power to the most powerful haters of the world like Savage, Olbermann, etc.? I thought for some odd reason you were above the fray of being either a devotee or a hater of these extreme lunatic right and left wingers. Clearly I overestimated you.
This is great publicity. Couldn’t ask for more.
not a big deal. No one watches his show. If I reply he will gain more than me. It is not worth a reply, since he never addressed my main point.
Congrats Fly!
It is in fact, quite a big deal.
I must though respectfully disagree with your decision not to reply to his statements. I believe that most publicists would agree that a thoughtful, intelligent reply that showcases your particular type of witty, yet informative banter would be the best course of action, regardless of whether he bothers to address any of the underlying points in your posting.
Best case scenario: he reads your response on-air, thus generating more publicity. Worse case is that he just ignores you; thus the cost to you is the few moments of your precious time that it took to craft a proper response. Keep in mind that your response is in fact a form of advertising in on itself.
Regardless, a win for the Fly!
wrong wrong wwrong..fly is right to ignore the jerk…
I agree with you fly..I also asked a PR expert friend of mine who works for a large celeb Agency in LA and he concurred – DO NOT respond to Neale…you will gain more by beihg above the fray – his attack is so off the wall it is not worthy of your time. You are a very smart man…Kudos…
No mrs Buttons
You are in fact wrong wrong wrong, as is your friend.
Perhaps that would be the proper way to respond if, lets say, the fly was a celebrity responding to some salacious accusations, but it is not.
This is an attack on the fly’s credibility of the sort reserved for the business world/academia, and thus the proper way would be to respond using, as I made clear, a “thoughtful, intelligent reply.” You can be “above the fray” in the way in which you respond, which would add to the Fly’s credibility rather than subtract from it.
Tell your friend to stick to advising celebrities and leave the rest of the work to the pros in New York
Good point. Look on the bright side – the recession is ovah!
Bullshit — even if asshats don’t watch DKneale via CNBS, this clip will be seen thanks to Twitter, et al.
Respond with all 12 pound cannon ablaze. Let that comment picking schit lipz have it.
He called you a Nazi, that bastid!
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he was referencing comments on the blog, not my post. He isn’t worth the lint on my polo sweater.
Uh… you wear Polo? Isn’t that sort of…well…Knealy?
Polo is so 1990.
Polo is 1990 if all you own is 1990 shit. You need to go shopping again, son.
He’s talking real polo. Like the horsey sport. Not the Ralph Lipschitz brand.
There are some douchebags that have their weekly polo game right next to our softball field/game every Monday…but they play using Segways. How fucking retarded is that?!
Your softball team has bats, doesn’t it?
Do something about it.
Segtards.
Good point.
Unfortunately, there’s usually kids around, too and we like to keep the bits of ultra-violence a little less public.
That is truly gayer than a three legged donkey with amourous (sic) intentions toward your Volkswagen Beetle.
A horde of true, Latin American blue blood playboy polo players (led maybe by Chivas?) should descend — full ahorse — on those geeks with their polo mallets a-twirl, caving in nerd-skull left and right, and letting their fully gay Segways amble off into the woods, riderless.
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Where you live, Frisco?
what else would I wear? Zumiez? Abercrombie? The Gap?
Pfff.
Its all about the cashmere.
I thought all you wore was smoking jackets.
With recent losses I thought you were brandishing burlap, no?
agree..stick to your plan – neale’s fifteen minutes is almost up….he’ll either end up melissa lee’s sock puppet at best, or caruso’s bitch.
fly your on ” First in business worldwide ” lol
It is interesting how CNBC is spending so much time covering the bloggers. Howard, Karl, iBC. They are losing viewership, that’s for sure.
They are trying to show that they are hip, and understand.
They don’t, really.
They are covering this site or have said as such, really?
No, just my speculation about why DK and CNBC are so concerned about the blogosphere.
They may be trying to actually minimize the influence of the blogosphere by trying to make bloggers look ignorant.
You’re right Fly.. don’t respond you’ve already won by getting the press……They’re still TV and you are not, but slowly the average person will began to understand where they can find an honest dialectic… and folks will become increasingly disenchanted with the CNBC type broadcasts and seek alternative points of view.
As for example, yours truly is pretty much of a novice when it comes to the stock market. But even I can see the bullshit on CNBC, which is why I have started reading and sought other financial media sources. Others will follow.
This is a damn good site. IBankCoin does not need to defend itself!!!
Enough said!
FIG
TIG, in a parallel universe.
Polo makes white robes and sandals?
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“Is that the best you can do? Shame on all you guys.”
– Denise Kneel
7/10/09
“I-Bank-Coin… I make a lotta money, get it?”
-Ibid.
Did you hear Howie Mandel wants out of his contract with CNBC?
Seems he feels being on the same floundering channel as Dennis Kneale
is damaging his credibility.
True story.
I thought Howie Mandel was a freaking game show host?
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AC was possibly referring to the Deal or No Deal reruns?
howie doesnt want his gameshow to repeat on CNBC anymore; because “IT’s NOT A GAME ANYMORE.”
Sorry, I had to say it.
Howie Mandel is an also ran in the world of comedy – I never thought much of his act ..then he got OCD..off of wiki…
During his appearance on Mad TV, Mandel and cast member Bobby Lee made fun of the former’s OCD. In September 2007, former NFL running back Marshall Faulk was interviewing with Howie on NFL Network asking him to shake his hands, but Howie wouldn’t allow it; he’d rather have the fist tap, as he does with Deal or No Deal contestants. Seconds later, Faulk gave Howie a “sneak attack” shaking his right hand and Howie screamed in fear and walked away from Faulk. Howie washed his hands several times. On a guest appearance on Free Radio, Mandel explained that not only is he afraid of public bathrooms, but he is unable to use any bathroom other than his own.[11]
Buh-bye Howie..ya freak!
I haven’t seen the coiled snake graphic in some time. Holla!
great press fly congrats-kneale is a uncut penis that happens to be wearing glasses-keep drilling them fly.
What the Cock is this Shit?
hmmmm. downloadable yellow flag “Don’t tread on iBC” screensavers….hmmm…
Fly:
You have now made Don Harrold extremely jealous. After 3 years of dumping on Cramer, he has not received even a casual mention.
In less than 24 hours, you and your “CNBC is for Asshats” post are not only quoted directly by Kneale, but it is displayed on CNBC live. True, no one actually watches Kneale, but you must derive some satisfaction from knowing that he (and his producer and the CNBC tech people who had to grab the screen-shots of the posts) is reading iBC.
On Monday expect a call from the CNBC sales department seeking iBC as a sponsor. The ad will run right after “Hi, Billy Mays here for the Awesome Auger.”
They even replaced the IBC Banner with some generic Yahoo! header as if this were the yahoo message board …. what an INSULT!!!
1:21 of the CNBC video …
After trying to make IBC look frivolous we should swamp them with emails requesting “fair and balanced” reporting on IBC showing what really goes on here, I mean besides the cursing, porno, hog chatter re their female announcers and such.
not really – they,CNBC, hire a ton of little weany interns – pay them no money to do stuff like read sites like ibankcoin, etc…
Kneale is lame … not much else to say
Why someone has given him a microphone is really the question. That person should be ‘hung with piano string’ and Kneale should go back to making shakes at MickeyDee’s.
This post and video are inordinately gay and worthless.
I’m from SC, and the flag has a long history in SC.
Coincidence?
Even when Fly appears to be a Yankee, he is still paying his respects to his Southern brethren.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsden_flag
It was our flag before the Stars and Bars, rebel inconsolate.
Sorry, Stars and Stripes (not bars). The other is the Johnny Reb flag.
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And it appears that Kneale was incorrect about the piano wire and meat hooks. It appears that it was actually members of the Nazi Party that were hung from piano wire after the failed attempt on Hitler’s life.
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/julyplot.html
And of course Mussolini was hung that way as well. By fascist opponents, not fascists.
Maybe now Dennis Kneale has a clue as to what that comment said about him.
My squirrel comments were about Karl not Dennis . My councils people are calling Dennis K people to initiate slander litigation as we speak . Thank God for peoples ,people or this would never get done .
HAD to laugh at Cash….AND THE CAT JOKE! HA
wow,
I just saw the reply from Dennis Kneale. What a weasel the guy is.
Here’s the thing, Dennis you over-sauced meatball. Almost all the guys here are traders to take risk and do that for the a living.
You on the other other hand, as well as those useless pikers on that ridiculous channel of yours tout stocks. You don’t trade them, you don’t research them. You let any lamentable grease ball come on the show and pitch a story without querying them.
You and the rest of those morons there have lost people a lot of money by touting useless shit you don’t know anything about. That’s why you’re an assehat and will continue to be.
We finally got — “the Great One” — Mark Levin, on our local 50,000 watt blowtorch talk radio station, and I’m pleased as I haven’t heard him since I moved from New York. The downside is that he’s replacing Michael Savage who is probably the funniest guy — word for word — in all media.
That said Levin can be pretty hilarious also. He had some kind words for Chuck the Schmuck Schumer last night, reserving his favorite barb for that water carrier for the statist members of the Wall Street cabal (recognizing that they are not all statists) — “Chuck, I find you destestable.”
A great word, I must start using it more often.
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You mean detestable?
Very close to one of my personal favorites: defenestrate (in the sense of actually throwing somebody out the window).
That’s a good one too. I would like to defenestrate Chuck, while eating at the Rainbow Room.
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CNBC must really be feeling desperate after that mega beat down Jon Stewart put on them a few months back. I’m sure Cramers boy Lenny Dykstra is another line drive into their junk.
There couldn’t be a lesser arena of importance for any “beat down” of Cramer or CNBS than Jon Stewart’s “Daily Show”.
The show (and the one that follows it with the smirking rube interviewer) is the province of maleducated youth and nihilistic leftists looking for “cool” cawfee shoppe conversation.
A farther connection from the actual corrective elements of society one could not find. As detestable as the editorially one-sided (royal blue) 60 Minutes antiquity can be, a potential Cramer indictment from them would be far more powerful.
Don’t hold your breath.
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Hey, who you calling maleducated?
The Daily Show is good for a laugh (plus, as we know “many a truth is said in jest”), and it’s hard to beat the sequence of Daily Show then Conan 5 minutes later. (At least whenever I’m not watching Dexter and/or The Wire reruns.)
“No Donny, these men are nihilists, there is nothing to be afraid of.”
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I can’t believe that guy is still alive!
Yeah, Jake.
That “smirking rube interviewer” Jon Stewart. He’s no Michael Savage.
“Funniest guy in all media,” that one is.
Oh, Jake… {rolls eyes in unison with everyone at the Blue Bottle coffee shop}
Stewart was not to whom I was referring. He’s a smirker, too, but I meant the guy that got the spin off from his show. The fake serious interrview guy.
His 15 minutes are also about done.
Savage is howlingly, gut-deep hilarious, in an old-school fashion born of a pain and cynacism– bitter and twisted as it may be– that Stewart cannot even graze.
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Bitter and twisted? My kind of humor. Will have to look for him.
The Colbert Show is what you were referring to, then. The parody of the self-parodying Bill O’Reilly got old for me long ago. But I saw his shows in Iraq and he did good work being there and produced some truly funny stuff.
I’m a Stewart fan. The take-down of ass clown cramer was long over-due. Don’t go all whacky on me and start shooting at the messengers, just because their political stripe doesn’t match your cargo pants. If Savage takes down congressional representative retard Supreme Queen Maxine Waters, I’ll be the first to applaud.
hail to the chief.
the problem with cnbc is much larger than kneale.
I wrote this song for Jeff, or Mr. Immelt as we call him around the office:
Immelt, you make my heart melt
I shniff your underwear smelt
No-one knows, where my nose goes
I wear pantyhose, strike a sexy pose
Wild thing, you make my butt sting
You do everything, groovy
Mr. Kneale. We think that you are a very nice young man. You are very well mannered and polite.
You remind us of our son Wally.
Please pay no attention to some of the hooligans on this site. Most of the commentators are rather nice people, just misguided at times. Although we suspect Eddie Haskell is actually penning some of the comments under assumed names.
Our lil’ Beaver wants to be a Gator and go to journalism school there just like you.
Keep up the good work and don’t forget to eat your vegetables and always listen to your parents.
Who’re you calling a hooligan mr. & mrs. buttwipe of amurkin?
Are your parents aware of your foul language?
Perhaps going into “time out” will do you some good.
And stop hanging around Eddie Haskell as it will lead to a life of difficulty.
P.S. We forgive you.
You should do an ad for Skank of America.
That this young woman “fell” down an open manhole in Staten Island has not escaped my “irono-meter.”
The only questions that remain are:
1) Was she in fact pushed, and
2) Was she walking with her grandfather?
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Conan sums it up nicely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V30tyaXv6EI
How many ways can you say ‘we’re fucked’?
http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2009/07/buddy-can-you-spare-5-trillion/
Do you speak Texan?
http://www.marketfolly.com/2009/05/hayman-capitals-kyle-bass-predicts.html
Or Washingtonian (the State)?
http://www.sitkapacific.com/files/Sitka_Pacific_Capital_Management_April_2009_Client_Letter.pdf
I’m back, bitchez!!
BEAVER!
At yo multiplex!!
http://www.variety.com/VR1118005842.html
The beaver will be a vulgarity spewing,drunken, anti-semetic.
kneal is an ugly, lying, stupid piece of shit. Ignore him. Nobody pays any attention to him or cnbc anyway. I stopped watching entirely 6 weeks ago.
BTW, Fly new lows coming soon along with the GREATER GREAT DEPRESSION and the next AMERICAN REVOLUTION.
Oh, how can I be cross with you, Prodigal Dog, considering how long you’ve been away..?
Not to mention how consoling California’s finest vintners can be.
Do you have your Monday column ready?
It’ll be your biggest audience ever.
JakeGint,
With all due respect, being a right winger or a left winger only demonstrates two things – one’s capability to hate and one’s incapability to see the other side with an open mind. I sincerely believe we humans were designed to look at both sides of the coin. We are neither republicans or democrats. You give me an issue and I will tell you what I am. And – Why can’t we all just get along and why do we give more power to the most powerful haters of the world like Savage, Olbermann, etc.? I thought for some odd reason you were above the fray of being either a devotee or a hater of these extreme lunatic right and left wingers. Clearly I overestimated you.