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You vs. The United States of America

Think about, fuckhead.

You trying to beat the U.S. out of the bank game is like trying to beat a long legged Ethiopian out of a marathon race. Your fat ass will come in last, each and every time.

Seriously, what did you think would happen? You didn’t think the U.S. would allow its empire to crumble at the hands of dumbass mortgage players, did you? While you are over there, acting a fool in front of your youtube audience, the lie is becoming the truth.

Everything is perception. The market is all about fucking with people’s heads. None of this shit is real. I work my ass off to receive some stupid paper, that is printed at will, by some new world order fuckers at the Federal Reserve. What sense does that make?

Yet, here I am collecting enough logs to fill a forest.

The market may trade lower, based upon traditional supply/demand equations, not some “end of society as we know it” type of trading.

When stuck in your ways, enamored with your own thinking, remember, you are nothing more than a speck of dust on top of an eagle’s ass, compared to the people who profit from this country’s immense prominence.

UPDATE: Best fucking toothbrush even invented.

I will send the bastards from Oral-B my invoice, shortly.

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79 comments

  1. jsawyer

    well played

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  2. dr_nate

    Right on, mofo.

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  3. DPeezy

    As Ludacris would say:

    “You just got hustled for a wad of cash
    Man what’cha gon’ do? ACT A FOOL
    Now your friends just smoked up your brand new stash
    Say what’cha gon’ do? ACT A FOOL
    Now them gulls up the block still runnin’ they mouth
    Boy what’cha gon’ do? ACT A FOOL
    If anybody talk bad about the Dirty South
    Tell me what I’m gon’ do? ACT A FOOL”

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  4. carson

    In every field there is manipulation…
    As important logic and truth is..
    Some people don’t want to hear it..
    (Don’t cast your pearls at swine)
    On another note –Fly your website has helped me
    become wiser in the trading game. Thanks.

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  5. j

    Hey fly, you preaching to the converted here. The US is the greatest nation bar none and it will get out of its problems like its always done.

    Tell that to the end-of-times fuckknuckles that frequent the site.

    ——–

    knuckleheads… take a look at a long term chart going back to the 1930’s. This time use your charts properly. Notice anything with the GDP trajectory. After the 30’s it accelerates even more than it did prior to the depression.

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  6. mrkcbill

    “You trying to beat the U.S. out of the bank game is like trying to beat a long legged Ethiopian out of a marathon race. Your fat ass will come in last, each and every time.”

    Thats the funniest shit I’ve read in awhile.

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  7. GonzoTrader

    Fly your next FTK buy you will need to file a Schedule 13D you gotta be close to a 5% stake….FTK Shares Outstanding 23,490,000 X 0.05 = 1.174 mil

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  8. your all gay

    Home court advantage always allows for a fix to go over smoothly.
    This time the game is played in over 100 countries with many more players than the normal home court scenario.
    No Empire has ever been able to rig such a game except by force.
    That kind of power is not available to us or a group of us (G8 + G20)

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  9. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    GonzoTrader: I don’t think he is even close.

    Jake still like that TIE play?

    Chivas you still watching this game? Guess mortgages at 5.61 are a steal. All I can say is forget the refis at this level, a coke dealer mortgage broker friend of mine said his refi’s and new apps are tanking again.

    DXO is just wow space alien shit here.

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  10. blues

    Well, all I can say is US of A is a POS… Is like last days of Roman Empire… US of A is nation build on DEBT and by DEBT, PERIOD you fuck heads!

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  11. Alvari40

    Blues,

    Hey dumbfuck – YOU are the US of A. Asswhipe. Get off your fat, self indulgent, greedy, give-me-everything-when-I-want-it/how-I-want-it, don’t look at me crossed-eyed, fat ass and do something about it. Fucking nonesense. BTW – don’t take my comment personal, because I really dont know if you are all the things above. I was generalizing about the type of missing tooth, barefoot in the mountain SOB that would make such a stupid shit comment. I am sure you are not that type of person and just had a bad day that caused you to make such an ignorant comment. I have had those days….well, not so much that I would make such a stupid shit comment as that, but I understand. You know.

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  12. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    Gappy,

    read my comments in the prior thread.

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  13. Woodshedder

    Gonzo, you’re assuming Fly has purchased all the FTK for one account, for one client.

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  14. future prognosticator
    future prognosticator

    I am sorry but this bull market is temporary. 2011. That year the USA go’s down the toilet taking the rest of us along. Bullshit financing will only go so far. Enjoy your little party, children.

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  15. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    Terrific post, of course.

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  16. GonzoTrader

    I was trying to make a joke……about FTK….

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  17. USA'sjustfine

    Yep, just can’t keep a good country down. No unemployed, icon car company’s in great shape, banks never looked better (what’s a few trillion rotten assets stuck on the books), housing industry rockin, consumers giddy as usual etc.

    An those pension plans — well we are the envy of the world!

    The USA has set the global standard for incompetent economic management.

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  18. Itchy & Scratchy
    Itchy & Scratchy

    Don’t forget about the Muni’s and CRE.

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  19. j

    Tyler Cowan at marginal revolution has some decent comments to make about he state of play.

    β€œAt the same time, the U.S. economy needs to
    undergo significant sectoral shifts. Resources need
    to be moved out of finance, out of construction, out
    of luxury goods, out of big-box retail, out of domestic
    auto production, and out of many economic
    activities sustained by bubble-driven borrowing.
    Arguably, large adjustments are also needed in the
    energy and health care sectors. All these changes
    represent an unprecedented level of required sectoral
    shifts. But it is difficult for an economy to
    make those adjustments when uncertainty is so
    high, when finance is so dysfunctional, and when
    price signals are so drained of value.
    Unfortunately, there is no easy way out of our
    current predicament. Fiscal stimulus will probably
    not be very effective. The argument for fiscal stimulus
    is that it will stop things from getting worse by
    preventing further collapses in aggregate demand.
    Although that argument may be true, fiscal stimulus
    will not drive recovery. Recovery requires that
    zombie banks behave like real banks, that risk premiums
    be properly priced, and that the economy
    undergo sectoral shifts toward whatever will
    replace construction, finance, and debt-driven consumption.”

    http://www.cfapubs.org/doi/pdf/10.2469/faj.v65.n3.3

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  20. hammy

    “Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals for America after Visiting Denny’s”:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_drastically_scales_back?utm_source=videoembed

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  21. jg

    werd

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  22. Your vs You're

    http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/your.html

    Indeud.

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  23. Snapini

    Today…

    My friend who owns a Quizinos says buy KMP and XOM for good dividends and long term hold.

    My other friend who swings at 100% 3X ETF’s in either direction with his 401K is looking for Monday, Thursday trades. His daddy who owns 400 acres of wheat in S. Dakota thinks BG is the shit.

    My father in law an Associate member of the Bohemia Club won’t or can’t tell me anything. Yah know, it’s one of those secret society traditions. Next?

    Meanwhile me likes what the FLY is writing. Your on it man.

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  24. too much BS

    I wish we could dig up an IBC “time capsule,” pulling all of the emphatic, historical declarations by assholes like devildog out for public humiliation.

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  25. Gio

    Ha! nice analogy.

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  26. dave

    Fuck it. The US should continue to borrow and print as much money as possible. 25 million dollars in interest per minute on the national debt is chump change. Not to worry though, Obama says he’ll halve the deficit by 2013.

    I think we’ll be looking at Jimmy Carter era taxes in a few years, $200 per barrel oil, and all the problems we had then. God forbid, maybe even disco.

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  27. arnoldsimage

    just a shout out to fly and jake. hope you both are doing well… and i have finally discovered i can’t fight what is perceived to be rational. i’ve kept up with the posts and jake, you’ve done a great job. i think we will fall hard after 1000 sp. good luck, arnie.

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  28. omfgitsjd

    25 million dollars in interest per minute and growing should be given to me instead. I would pledge to divide it amongst 250 million people so that they each have an account that grows .

    Send the money and give me six months to get the distributions started.

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  29. hammy

    between ROME and DEADWOOD, which character do you liken yourself to most? What IBC troll would you assign as most like E.B. Farnum? Or Octavian?

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  30. The Fly

    I am more of a Mr. Hearst type of guy.

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  31. hammy

    i thought you’d say so.

    that cocksucker was without any scruples. i watched in bewilderment as he spat in Farnum’s face. that scene might be a good “end of day” analogy, as many others from Deadwood have already proven themselves

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  32. The Fly

    Better Scene

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PXTCctETBw

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  33. hammy

    i could stay up literally all night swapping awesome scenes. i’ve seen you post pics from ROME, which i just finished. any good shows besides those two?

    by the way, my all time favorite clip from that show is when Charlie Utter beats the shit out of Francis Wilcott, advertised once on your blog as “The Fly vs 3rd Tier bloggers”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X15It4sYLRI

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  34. Inflation's Gay Brother
    Inflation's Gay Brother

    Why does everyone keep referring to me as Inflation, when I am nothing of the sort. I am the fuse that ignites a Sudden Stop that leads to the hills of Romania.

    Respectfully,

    Hyperinflation

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  35. The Fly

    The Wire.

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  36. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG_tH6gubU0

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  37. hammy

    roger that.

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  38. Hammy

    /

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  39. Jakegint

    Agreud. The Wire is the far superior program.

    That said, there is no funnier scene than the “Swearin’gn-Cocksuckah” scene with the opium dealing Chinese dude from Deadwood.

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  40. Jakegint

    We’re long time Sonicare fans, but we do get those Oral B dealios for the kids. Good way to make sure they keep brushing.

    __

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  41. ZenProfit

    [email protected]

    Not So Fast On the Recovery Story!

    Neither the IMF, World Bank nor Pimco are convinced about the economy. IMF chief Strauss-Kahn warned that the situation remains parlous and that much action by both banks and regulators still needs to be taken before the crisis is resolved. The IMF came down particularly hard on the Euro Area, calling for the ECB to cut its target rate below 1% and for Europe to come clean on bank losses. World Bank President Robert Zoellick characterized the global economy as “very fragile”. Pimco published research overnight, characterizing the economic outlook as “bad” and opining that central banks will not be hiking any time soon.

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  42. j

    Zen profit:

    World bank forecasts are about as useful as a tit on a bull

    IMF is looking to scrounge $200 billion so it’s forecasts are about as honest as madeoff’s accounting.

    The last thing Pimco would like to see is a recovery because when that happened last time, in the earlier part of the decade, their bond holdings got clobbered.

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  43. DMG

    Mr. Hearst = Rick Simon, Major Dad

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  44. Generational BOTTOM Picker
    Generational BOTTOM Picker

    Dave said:

    “I think we’ll be looking at Jimmy Carter era taxes in a few years, $200 per barrel oil, and all the problems we had then. God forbid, maybe even disco.”

    What fuckin problems during the Carter years? Unemployment was low, wages were good, pay raises were the order of the day, and your mortgage debt was inflated away.

    The bullshit you hear about “gas lines” was just that – BULLSHIT.

    The Carter years were GOOD for America.

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  45. toptick114

    The ‘worst’ is yet to be felt; seen,,,to come!

    As for the Recession/Depression being ‘over’, that’s a Fuckin’ joke,,,,LMAO!!

    Enjoy a bit more upside before the ‘slope becomes very slippery’.

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  46. j

    bottom picker..

    yea the gas lines were great. The misery index was fantastic and Carter won the 80 election because he was seen as a terrific prez. yea… more Carter.

    Doofus if you think inflation isn’t a bad thing go ask the south Americans what they think of it.

    “The Carter years were good for America”
    ahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha

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  47. j

    according bottom picker’s thinking, 911 was also good for the US/NYC as it helped clear the downtown area of Manhattan where the WTC was allowing a magnificent new building in its place.

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  48. Hammy

    today the bulls will bank coin.

    Those who doubt me suck cock by choice.

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  49. Cash-N-Guns

    lots of cocky bulls(hammy..)just saying lots of novice penny stock pikers chirping loudly…hmmmmm-feels like a near term goat fucking is about to unfold.

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  50. TraderCaddy

    The inflation era of the Jimmah Carter years WAS bad but the hangover was worse.
    High interest rates and high unemployment to crush inflation.
    Wages did keep going up (if you had a job) but were unable to catch the inflation bogey.

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  51. j

    Those who doubt me suck cock by choice

    sactly… however cubs have recently been ape raped and that certainly wasn’t by choice.

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  52. kidstock

    All aboard the GLW Express…

    Stock is in motion and will easily clear 16 today.

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  53. TheArtist

    Fly, great photoshop up top, the devildogs.
    Henry, what are you doing today?

    Fly, give Henry Fool his own blog spot for crying out loud.

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  54. JakeGint

    The bullshit you hear about β€œgas lines” was just that – BULLSHIT.

    The Carter years were GOOD for America.

    Holy Christmas, we have a true malfunctioning zombie ovah heah.

    Someone get an Obama Bot replacement for this geezer quickly, before he ruins the whole PR sitch.

    ________

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  55. The Zombie

    Great post.

    The Fly is God.

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  56. retox

    ISTA – covered in PPT and on Chart blog for a week…

    up 10% today!

    ISTA Pharmaceuticals announced positive results from a proof-of-concept Phase 2 clinical study in subjects with dry eye disease using a new, proprietary, low-dose formulation of bromfenac, the active ingredient in Xibrom 0.09%.

    Another drug review coming June 26

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  57. JakeGint

    hmmmmm-feels like a near term goat fucking is about to unfold.

    You know I love you and your perorations about the women of CNBC, Cash’n’Bulletz, but the appropriate response to the above statement can only be:

    As opposed to the rather long-term, unmitigated and painful goat-fucking you’ve been laboring under since early March?

    ______________________

    Arnie — thanks for the nice word. I sincerely hope you are feeling better and on your way to a full recovery.

    ___________

    _______

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  58. JakeGint

    The inflation era of the Jimmah Carter years WAS bad but the hangover was worse.
    High interest rates and high unemployment to crush inflation.
    Wages did keep going up (if you had a job) but were unable to catch the inflation bogey.

    Get ready for Volker II, Electric Bugaloo.

    Now with worse, Europeanized shitty disco (/techno).

    ___________

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  59. TheArtist

    man, GMGMQ going nuts….up 130% in a few days.
    only backrupt company I’ve ever seen go up, not down to .01.

    par for the course I guess.

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  60. CavemanForecaster

    picture of gas lines in the 70’s:
    http://encarta.msn.com/media_461565402_761558435_-1_1/gas_lines_during_energy_crisis.html

    Fly, can you talk more about the toothbrush? I am always looking for a better toothbrush. I have two electric ones now that I alternate with but I am always looking for an upgrade!

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  61. Cash-N-Guns

    Jake…you must have missed your meds…have been loaded long for the last 6 weeks.

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  62. generational bottom picker
    generational bottom picker

    TraderCaddy Says:

    “The inflation era of the Jimmah Carter years WAS bad but the hangover was worse.
    High interest rates and high unemployment to crush inflation.
    Wages did keep going up (if you had a job) but were unable to catch the inflation bogey.”

    The high interest rates and high unemployment was put in by Deadbeat Dutch Reagan in 1981-2.

    My salary went up 70% during the Carter years.
    Inflation eventually went away but my salary increase didn’t.

    My $40,000 mortgage on my $50,000 house had me in a 20% equity position. When Carter left, my mortgage was still $40,000 but my house was worth $110,000 so my equity had gone up SEVENFOLD.

    Carter was GOOD for the average guy.

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  63. Thunderpup

    Sure Carter was good for the average guy, that’s why he got reelected.

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  64. Generational BOTTOM Picker
    Generational BOTTOM Picker

    CavemanForecaster Says:

    ” picture of gas lines in the 70’s:
    http://encarta.msn.com/media_461565402_761558435_-1_1/gas_lines_during_energy_crisis.html

    Notice that says the FORD Administration.

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  65. Generational BOTTOM Picker
    Generational BOTTOM Picker

    Thunderpup Says:

    Sure Carter was good for the average guy, that’s why he got reelected.”

    Carter forgot to trade Arms for Hostages like Deadbeat Dutch Reagan did; he forgot to double the national debt like Reagan did, and he forgot to raise unemployment to 10.8% like Reagan did, (from the 6% to 7% level during the four years of Carter.)

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  66. Tab Meister

    If Chivas was right and this is a short-term top I vote for immediate tab privileges

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  67. Cash-N-Guns

    Reagan bashers will be assasinated…end of conversation-fuck you.

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  68. Fly Leech

    Gen Bot,

    Yea, it’s called the transfer of wealth. You won, fixed income folks lost. Reagan just stopped promising the “useful idiots” that they would get theirs for free.

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  69. mrkcbill

    Two long legged Ethiopians go into a Bar…….

    Denningers new list:

    Top twelve indicators that the economy is bad–

    12. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

    11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

    9. Hot wheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM on the stock market.

    8. Obama met with small businesses – GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.

    7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    6 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children’s names.

    5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

    4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
    Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “finish your plate; do you know how many kids are
    starving in America ?”

    3. Motel Six won’t leave the lights on.

    2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

    1. If the bank returns your check marked as “insufficient funds,” you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

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  70. Fly Leech

    Gen Bot,

    Why are you even here? You’ve got your O’ man, go get his pic and beat off.

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  71. CAP

    I would love to see Chivas give Fly an old fashioned beat down.

    FADE IN:

    EXT. NYC – DAY

    WIDE ANGLE POV corner of 34th St. and Park Avenue.

    Man in early 30s dressed in black Zegna suit emerges from Dunkin Donuts, coffee cup in hand. Older male in knee length tanned overcoat and fedora encounters him.

    Older Man – “Hey Fly, its me Chivas.”

    Younger man ‘The Fly’ – ” Chivas. Chivas who ? ”

    Chivas – “Chivas from IBankcoin. Remember me ?”

    Close up of the Fly. Pupils dilate and a look of fleeting fear passes across his pale face.

    Fly (acting tough)- “Yeah what d’ya want ? I’m busy now k.

    Chivas – “What do I want ? I ‘ll tell you what I want. ”

    Chivas pulls open overcoat to reveal a pair of wooden nunchucks tucked inside. With hare like speed, Chivas grabs one end and flicks his wrist as the other end of the stick flies out in the direction of the Fly, hitting him squarely on the side of his head.
    * WHACK *
    Fly stumbles backwards and cover of Dunkin Donuts coffee cup comes lose sending hot coffee all over Fly’s suit. The Fly yelps in agony.

    Chivas “You been talking shit about me ? ”

    * WHACK *
    Another swing of the nunchuck this time hitting the Fly across the front of his face. Fly clutches side of head and stumbles around dazed.

    Fly “Chivas. ….. It was all a misunderstanding. I really didn’t ” * WHACK * Another blow to Flys face before he can finish his sentence. The Fly keels over hitting a garbage can before falling flat on to the filthy New York city sidewalk.

    Chivas “Am I still an old man who should be kicked down an empty elevator shaft huh ? ”

    The Fly crawls off the ground moving away from Chivas. He gets back to his feet and stumbles away down the street with an occasional glance over his shoulder.

    Chivas places nunchucks back into overcoat, pulls down fedora and walks away.

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  72. Sully

    Generational Ass Picker…Jimmy Carter was a skullfuck…a nice man, but still quite a skullfuck.

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  73. mrkcbill

    CAP
    Awesome. Admin. put that in the HOF

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  74. JakeGint

    LOL.

    I am picturing Chivas as Al Swearingen in that scene.

    __________

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  75. The Fly

    Here is my play:

    Fly: What the fuck are you doing CAP?

    Cap: Uhhh, nothing.

    Fly: Get the fuck out of the bathroom, I have to take a leak.

    CAP: (gargle, gargle)

    Fly: Are you sucking your own cock again you fucking idiot?

    CAP: (crickets)

    The end.

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  76. Woodshedder

    So much for the Fly “going virgin.”

    Can I offer you a bar of Dial soap?

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  77. Homo Bob

    Fly, Cap,
    Damn I laughed so hard.

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