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Congressional Idiots

Why are they still debating? If Congress fails to pass the bailout for Wall Street fat cats, the Dow will be down 2,000 points today.

Hey, the GOP doesn’t want to do this communism shit anymore. The way they figure, should the market swan dive to 4,000 Dow, senior citizens will do great in their retirement accounts, since they all own [[SKF]] and [[SRS]] , effectively lightening the burden on the government to support the social security slush fund.

Enough venting.

I am all out of my bank longs. I bulked up on [[SRS]] ; but still hold egregious amount of long positions, like [[ROM]] . It’s stupid and I know it.

However, maybe, just maybe, today will be a washout capitulation day, or not.

In short, I need a breather and will take time to evaluate my next monstrously grotesque move.

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67 comments

  1. House Republicans

    Fuck you, John McCain. We will debate this bitch until Obama is polling for 400 Electoral Votes.

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  2. TraderCaddy

    They have to debate. It prepares them for when they get out and are hired for big consulting jobs.

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  3. Nancy Pelosi Wishes She Had A Penis
    Nancy Pelosi Wishes She Had A Penis

    It’s all Bush’s fault. Give me a penis and make me King.

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  4. CubsRock

    Damn it Master Fly.

    “Breathers” are for pussies. Stop crying about 1 bad trade. Clear your head and get back out there. VIX is at 40 you’re not suppose to feel good here.

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  5. big snacks

    fly..

    why sell C?.. they got a great deal

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  6. TraderCaddy

    The guy on CNBC actualy has a point. Some 350 GM deealerships (from what I understand) have closed down including the largest, Bill Heard.
    No credit for floor financing and the economy smells and GM still sells crap.

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  7. Mr. Lover Man

    EEV is on its way to $150.

    Write it down, stupid.

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  8. Terminal

    Fly,

    I mentioned last week trading positions only until Washington finishes screwing things up even worse.

    In the CNBC poll in the middle of last week, only 14% thought there wouldn’t be a deal by this time. Red flag for anyone with a contrarian bone.

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  9. TraderCaddy

    Barney Frank looks like George Costanza when he was tabbed “Cocoa Cocoa” the monkey.

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  10. sniper6

    I think I’ll be okay, if SKF goes to $200. Today.

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  11. Larry Kudlow

    Free market capitalism is the best path to destitution.

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  12. sellSELLsell

    this bill will fail in the house 191-238.

    mark my words.

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  13. Joey Six Pack

    Fly, have you considered the fact that this bail out plan does absolutely nothing to stem this crisis?

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  14. Topper Harley

    Joey Six Pack – This bailout plan makes sure that you do not have to move into a trailer park by sunrise tomorrow.

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  15. JakeGint

    House Republicans (sic) sez:

    Fuck you, John McCain. We will debate this bitch until Obama is polling for 400 Electoral Votes.

    I know you are hurtin’ like Jane Curtain, but America — both right and left — is polling 90% against this bailout.

    If the Congressweasels actually end up voting for it, it’ll be their first courageous move since the Civil War.

    _______

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  16. Bob the Slob

    I wish JPM would drop more, I’m still paying more than I did on Friday. Man, I’m getting great deals all over the place!

    Man, Fly, go home. You aren’t making any good decisions today. Don’t feel foolish about one bad trade. You don’t have a crystal ball, it’s not your fault.

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  17. Can of Corn Humper
    Can of Corn Humper

    Is BK really going to take a dirt nap?

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  18. Grandpa

    Anton, you sir are a silver tongued devil, I love reading all of your posts, no matter what you say.

    Boca, you are the First Lady of IBC.

    Pelosi Wishes, I like your thinking about the Bitch.

    Bull, your comment on Friday about me kissing Grandma with my mouth, I’ll let you in on a secrect, I do more than kiss her with it. I was using words like fuck, cunt and cocksucker long before some of the assholes here were walking upright. So, don’t be surprised by anything I say you pussy.

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  19. Mr. Lover Man

    Now Im getting a bit scared about these assholes passing this bill.

    FLY- nice call on FED. Are you going to fortune cookie it?

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  20. JakeGint

    Larry Kudlow/House Republicans (double sic) sez:

    Free market capitalism is the best path to destitution.

    Cry me a river, liberal. What’s “free market” about fat Barney and WeaselDodd allowing Freddie and Fannie to lever up 100 to 1 on the backs of fallacious gummint guarantees?

    (Hint: the question is “rhetorical.” Look it up.)

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  21. JakeGint

    Is BK really going to take a dirt nap?

    You know what “BK” stands for, dontcha?

    _____

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  22. Going to Cash

    The play of the year is to short the market right now. It’s a safe bet the markets tank regardless of what Ponzi scheme Washington passes.

    The problem is…you’ll never see your profits as the markets freeze up.

    Out of the game.

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  23. Sarah Palin

    Wait…I know!

    BK = Burger King!

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  24. Mr. Lover Man

    KRE and RKH are getting what they deserve.

    Those fucking regional banks have held up too well in the face of everything going down.

    Its about fucking time to see stocks like RF, FITB, FHN, FED, and MI.

    I think you can bet against these right now and ride them down for a while. They should get hit hard for some time.

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  25. Vix

    bank korupt

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  26. Mr. Lover Man

    Did Pasani just say “back door entry’?

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  27. JakeGint

    BK = Burger King!

    Hardee’s har har.

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  28. Andrew Mellon

    I agree with Jake. Let all the banks fail. Liquidation is the right strategy. The last Depression only lasted 15 years.

    Congress MUST be courageous and vote this stupid fucking bailout down.

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  29. TARP

    TARP = Turds Are Returned to the People

    Millions of Americans will be living under tarps before long.

    Aren’t the illuminati punny?

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  30. ha, hello

    The best time for those gambling on a bottom to go “all in” is near. You need to be ready to double your bets maybe 3 times or a little more. Today, put 1/5th of your cash into QQQQ, tommorrow, put the same amount into QLD. You would have 3/5ths remaining. So then if the Vix rises one more time, beyond reasonable amount, go “all in” to QQQQ. Then if it goes one more time, sell all QQQQ and buy QLD with that amount. Then if it still is lower, and Vix is higher, then borrow money from your house, since you’re going to lose it anyways if you don’t “go all in” due to your gambling habits….
    that is all

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  31. TraderCaddy

    This reminds me of the early ’90s when Desert Storm was activated. Everybody knew it was coming, just not when. The market would go up and down with every rumor and scud missile into Israel.
    Once the invasion into Kuwait (night time USA) began stocks soared, gold and oil got trashed.

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  32. JakeGint

    Andrew Mellon (sic) sez:

    I agree with Jake. Let all the banks fail. Liquidation is the right strategy.

    Wow, public school education-level history competence AND a straw man argument?

    Have you ever considered guest blogging for Dino Trader?

    _________________

    The last Depression only lasted 15 years.

    It should have been a recession that lasted 18 months, tops. Then the politicians got involved.

    Thanks Democrats (and to be fair, the Republican moron Hoover)!

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  33. Juice

    Here comes the WHOOSH ! How bad will it get !?

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  34. H Paulson

    Thanks for the vote of confidence Pikers! See you in the soup line

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  35. Ozark Hillbilly

    Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

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  36. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Holey [sic] shit!

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  37. ZenProfit

    ARMAGEDDON !!!!!!!!!

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  38. Andrew Mellon

    Courage wins. Well done.

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  39. anjing bau

    thar she blows

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  40. Moe (Three Stooges)
    Moe (Three Stooges)

    “I’m gonna get myself a cheap lawyer!”

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  41. sniper6

    holy fuckin sheepshit

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  42. Lucky_you

    sellSELLsell,

    Final Score Yea 205 Nah 228

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  43. Titanic Orchestra

    plays on…

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  44. B. Biggs

    Told you we crash

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  45. alphadawgg

    I knew it. You can’t trust STUPID people.

    I left to grab a sandwich and I get this shit. Back into the bunker.

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  46. El Tiberon

    Hey,

    I have a quote for Citi 19.24 – 18.59 and yes the bid is higher than the ask. Likely downgrade:

    “NEW YORK, Sept. 29 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ — Standard & Poor’s Ratings Services said today that it placed its ratings on Citigroup Inc., including the ‘AA-/A-1+’ counterparty credit rating, and the ‘AA/A-1+’ counterparty credit ratings on its bank affiliates, on CreditWatch with negative implications.

    “The action reflects continued pressures on Citigroup’s own performance from write-downs on market-disrupted assets and the loan portfolios,” said Standard & Poor’s credit analyst Tanya Azarchs.

    The merger agreement with Wachovia Corp., announced today, does not in itself materially add to the risk for Citigroup, because it is structured essentially as an acquisition of a “clean” bank. On a stand-alone basis, Citigroup’s own market-disrupted assets and mortgage loan exposures pose significant risk.

    To resolve the CreditWatch, we will examine Citigroup’s integration plans, the potential for further write-downs and credit deterioration, and liquidity management within an extremely hostile market. We do not expect the ratings to fall by more than two notches, to ‘A+/A-1’ for Citibank and ‘A/A-1’ for Citigroup Inc.”

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  47. Anton Cigur

    At least there will be a short covering rally.

    Oh, wait. Never mind.

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  48. TraderCaddy

    I bought and sold GOOG for an 8 point gain and my hands were shaking.

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  49. JakeGint

    Anton —

    good one.

    lol.

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  50. Anton Cigur

    Good for you, TC. At least I can say I know somebody who made money today.

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  51. sniper6

    That was a good one, hehehehe.

    If it wasn’t for that pesky margin call I’d be feeling pretty good right now.

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  52. TraderCaddy

    It was a very SMALL position. Suicidal I ain’t although there should be a nice short covering rally whether it passes or not.

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  53. Anton Cigur

    Jake,
    Hope you still have your Skiffles.

    Sold the rest of mine on Friday.

    In the Bizzarro World, I’m batting 1,000 and was just elected king.

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  54. Dick Enberg

    I can’t even imagine how much the Fly has lost today. Oh my! Sick…

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  55. sniper6

    SKF to $200, cha-cha-cha… C goose stepping to $10

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  56. TraderCaddy

    Got some XLF @18.52- gambeling time. VIX near 50.

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  57. norcal

    We still have further to drop. Recall Yamada’s targets:

    Dow 10,000
    Nasdaq 2,000
    S&P 1,175
    Russell 2K 600

    These targets represent a 30% drop from the Oct. 07 highs (except S&P 500 which is 25%).

    Remember the “average” bear market equates to a 32% drop from the peaks.

    I am still very tempted to go long here considering I am 100% cash across all my accounts.

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  58. ZenProfit

    DUG +18%
    SKF +19%

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  59. ZenProfit

    Out XLF @18.96. It’s Miller Time with my blood pressure pills.

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  60. Ozark Hillbilly

    Markets are all screwy. No liquidity in many centers. Thank you, short selling ban.

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  61. Grandpa

    I’ve been eating shit in a VMI short since the end of March, bailed today with a 10% gain. Looking for some good of this mess,cause the rest of my account is taking up the pooper.

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  62. TraderCaddy

    Who is Zen Profit (above)? That was me. Flys site is going nuts.

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  63. sellSELLsell

    it got 16 more votes than i thought it… so what happens now? Senate take it up tonight. passes their own measure… then House comes back on Thursday and votes on whatever version the Senate passed?

    that’s what i think happens.

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  64. Grandpa

    Pelosi causes crash. Great headline for tomorrow.

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