iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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A Public Service Announcement

Do me a favour [sic]. When visiting my Godly website, be sure to leave your retarded comments and market advice, at the last third rate blog you were visiting prior.

“The Fly” does not need, want or desire any of your ideas or “market positions.” And, he most certainly does not need the likes of you giving him financial advice.

If you are unable to read on a third grade level, this website is not for you.

If you are not able to grasp the concept of “hedged trading,” as opposed to switching a bias, this website is not for you.

On the other hand, if you are the sort of person who finds great pleasure in kicking old men down idle manholes, while banking coin—sonning this market, visit and do it often.

Just know this: I have no desire to hold your hands. I do not know you and would likely get into a fist fight with most of you, if I ever had the displeasure of meeting you in real life. Some of you are astute investors, who understand the difference between a bond and a bund. Unfortunately, many of you are regular meat loaf throwers, with IQ’s lower than my pet rock.

To make it perfectly clear, yet again, I am NOT net long of the banks, but hedged. I am net long commodities and a variety of names, that I deem worthwhile. Take my advice and talk less, listen more.

And, while you’re at it, go take a look at the percentage gains I just booked in my shorts, then get back to me—pal.

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23 comments

  1. d.b. cooper

    still wanna visit this doode(ette)

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  2. Meatloaf

    I prefer to throw pudding.

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  3. Aantoine Cigarilo
    Aantoine Cigarilo

    you talking to me?

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  4. canuck visionary

    you go girl! I myself know nothing about financing retarded gringo money portfolios. I do recognize idiot american jingoism and wingnut behaviour when I read it. Lets get rid of the fucktards. Kudos mr. fly.

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  5. Big Pimpin Jenkins
    Big Pimpin Jenkins

    Old boy is getting pissed…
    In other words, back the fuck up.

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  6. Woodshedder

    Dammit fucker, if you’d laser beam a blog, like the old days, you’d not be having these problems.

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  7. Dogwood

    Your restraint is admirable.

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  8. Anton Cigur

    To my would-be slanderer,

    The evening is upon you,

    the park awaits,

    go fellate a squirrel.

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  9. Aris

    i hate myself, and i’m ashamed of my posts.

    …but i can’t stop. D:

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  10. The411

    d.b.cooper, apparently you can visit them easily on the internet, right at one of scumbucket’s blogs. He’s deleting comments tonight, guess he was uncomfortable.
    http://shpacedebris.blogspot.com/

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  11. Eric Idle

    What makes you think the manholes are mine?

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  12. Dogwood

    Anton,

    PETA would like to speak with you, please hold….

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  13. Woodshedder

    Uh hum…Check? 1, 2, 3? Is this thing on?

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  14. Danny

    quiet down shed, you’re horsin’ around.

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  15. patrick

    Fly’s (HOVA’s) Public Service Announcement:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAbxCTABfis

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  16. Munky Dung Fling
    Munky Dung Fling

    I throw meatloaf…digested meatloaf.

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  17. Alvari40

    Greetings from Sorrento, Italy,

    I apologize; however I do have one bit of investment advice for the Europeans that vacation at this lovely place during August ……”Speed Stick”. I can’t even get excited about a lovely twenty something italian girl when she smells like my garbage disposal. Get a fucking clue people.

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  18. money

    ghost of a chance, you’ll find some of me.

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  19. theinsider

    finally tokman bought mvis stock-only 23,000 dollars worth -chump change but its a start.

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  20. Granpa

    Anton, “go fellate a squirrel”.
    I’m pissin myself.
    Just came in from throwing the little bastards some nuts so that they stay the fuck out of the bird feeders and read your post. Too funny.

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  21. The Fly

    LVS caught a downgrade.

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  22. BPOE

    Most people that go to blogs don’t have enough money to hedge. They don’t have the IQ to see the big picture. You know the brain works by association. The first association of a hedge is somthing you trim. The other problem is the FLY manages millions. If you keep millions in cash your customers [stupid fucks] will say I can do that give me my money back. The FLY is right is saying he doesn’t want advice. I have a large amount of money that I position trade. If I had to do the FLY’s job I would first shit my paints. I would need help in running a large trading fund. So show some respect. It just isn’t that simple fucks!!!

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  23. CubsRock

    Bananas!

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