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A Special Message From Your Government

Hank Paulson, U.S. Fannie Mae Debt Manager, Goldman Sachs

Hola amigos.

Estamos teniendo un partido más de aquí. Venga unirse a nosotros mediante la compra de unos bancos de las existencias, o lo matan a usted.

¡salud!

Hank

NOTE: For you English speaking type, translate here.

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37 comments

  1. Controller

    I thought I pressed “1” for English!

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  2. Working Man

    Fly – Are you still holding any FTK?

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  3. Woodshedder

    New name for Paulson- “Pinky”

    You heard it here first folks.

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  4. Gwar

    That is hilarious

    I can’t wait to party with Mr Hanky the xmas pooh. I hear he’s mean on the bong de cerveza

    P.S. I’ve owned UYG for 3 days now and I love him for it

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  5. InternationalGroupie

    I sold my FRE today. I no longer have that 10-12 target because of the fucker’s (CEO of FRE) spoiling the fun of the squeeze.

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  6. MarketRaider

    Controller,

    Actually if you live in California it is often press “2” for English.

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  7. CubsRock

    Taking some VSE off the table after it pops $6.09

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  8. Hank Paulson's Assistant
    Hank Paulson's Assistant

    Free tacos and chimichangas at the party.

    Ben will dress up like a pinata.

    Leave your guns at the door.

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  9. Controller

    MarketRaider,

    I’ve been in California for 20 years, you’d think I would remember “Pulse 2 para Inglés” by now!

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  10. mrkcbill

    very good!

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  11. Cajun

    Fuck you Hank, I’m with Merlin via puts in UYG.

    Good stuff Fly.

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  12. Daddy's Hungery

    Hey Woodshedder… how ’bout “Panky”?

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  13. Goldman Sachs

    Don’t short me, bro.

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  14. BOOMER

    Party in your stomach, bitches

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  15. Juice

    FXI & FXP both down .. egregious . THe game is fixed.

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  16. boca

    *struggling* I… must… not… correct the Spanish errors.

    Oh by the way, Spanky Hank left me a message for you guys:

    Pinche pendejos, les dije Compra los bancos. Ahorita, ANDALE cabrones! O voy a chingarte como una chiva jovencita!

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  17. gw

    Americans speak english…Fuck Obama’s notion of having the country learn spanish.
    Spanish Fly is all I’m interested in.

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  18. Big Mike

    TOP PICK: SHORT RIG = BIG MIKE = HUEVOS GRANDES

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  19. The Fly

    Spanish Fly, i like that.

    Boca:

    If you want, I can call my wife and have her correct it. She is fluent in espanol.

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  20. boca

    Is Jake still MIA, passed out on the floor after seeing the current price on SKF?

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  21. boca

    No worries Fly, it’s good for me not to be nitpicky about it… I don’t even like the grammar police. Plus I’d be very very embarrassed if Mrs. Fly saw what I wrote in Spanish.

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  22. TransyOceanica, aka RIG
    TransyOceanica, aka RIG

    Big Mike = George Costanza = nada cahones

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  23. Juice

    Jakes right … this financial rally/bottom will prove to be like the housing rally/bottom some months back.

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  24. Skiffles

    Jake’s complicated “reattachment procedure” went well yesterday.

    So I decided to chop ’em off again today.

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  25. sniper6

    Always good to hear words of wisdom from Senor Tropicana. Buenas Dias!

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  26. Govtbonds

    El Gringo, Sus palabras desataron una intensa polémica.

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  27. Sir Douchebag

    You know — all these bitches wanting FNM to go to zero should just shut the fuck up now.

    If FNM goes to zero — our world is totally fucked. Paulson serves a purpose. You could have shorted FNM from 35 to 7 this year — and made 10 times via options. Greedy shorts need to know when the party is over.

    Anyone begrudging the PPT for doing their job deserves a corn cob up the ass.

    Long MRK

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  28. Rally Monkey

    Even I think Dennis Kneale is a retarded dick.

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  29. sniper6

    what a lame, lame trading day. A regular snooze fest. I wanna see it all falling to shit in the next 2 hours.

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  30. The Fly

    Douchebag

    You’re wrong.

    What should happen is the following:

    Fannie should reorganize its debt and eliminate the junior debt. They should give the senior debt holders 50-60 cents on the dollar and offer equity.

    They can reissue shares, start fresh, and come out guns blazing.

    In no way will it adversely affect the mortgage industry. The only reason why the government keeps FNM/FRE alive is to bailout foreign investors and their own balance sheet.

    It’s Frankenstein economics, to borrow a phrase from Barry Ritholtz.

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  31. Jakegint

    Jeez, can a guy conduct some “bidness” ovah heah??

    Listen, I’ve had my nutsack torn off so many times during this current bear cycle that I installed a simple “velcro device” to smooth the procedure for the months to come.

    I assure you, the temporary “birth control” and bouts of “silly voice” are well worth the concomitant rewards.

    __

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  32. Dr T

    My God! Everyone speaks Spanish!

    Welcome to New America!

    So that’s why the US dollar is behaving like the peso!

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  33. calvino

    Martay speaks like a trained economist. Did not think he had it in him. How about Franklin Raines give back that 50 mil performance bonus he stole?

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  34. Jakegint

    I wish I could give multiple karma points for that last one, Fly.

    Sir Douche — you’re in danger of losing your earldom again. Moral Hazard is no way to “run” an economy.

    Aside: Moreover, thinking that one CAN “run” an economy is no way to run an economy.

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  35. GHOST OF CHIVAS
    GHOST OF CHIVAS

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=bga4vLTOJ4U

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  36. El Cagador

    Bienvenidos a Argentina!

    Sus ahorros son ahora del gobierno.Métanse sus chequeras en el culo!

    Un fuerte abrazo

    Tio Sam

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  37. Jose V.

    Such an egregious translation is not worthy to be under The Fly’s name. Although he is capable of creating a completely new language, Google does not have the class needed to try to translate a word out of the mouth of The Fly.
    Many international readers are able to translate it, but let me post the right translation in order to keep The Fly’s blog where he deserves.

    Hola amigos.

    Estamos de fiesta aqui. Unanse a nosotros comprando unos cuantos valores de banca, o los mato.

    ¡Salud!

    Hank

    I’ve omitted the accents.
    Back to my cold cerveza.

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