Friday, March 19th, 2010

You’re Cordially Invited

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 8:34 pm

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Firearms are prohibited.

NOTE: The first 50 to arrive will get a complimentary “FIRE WILLIE NOW” T-shirt.

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42 Responses to “You’re Cordially Invited”
  1. gappingandyapping says:

    Well fuck so your telling me I can’t come if I have my Glock? What kinda shit is that? I was hoping to bring my Purple Drank and my fucking Koosh.

  2. TraderCaddy says:

    Speaking of Willie Randolph- How about those Marlins? And while we are at it- How about those Rays? Yankees suck.

  3. Woodshedder says:

    Gapping is blonging again….

  4. The Fly says:

    Marlins are in first, yet 500 fans show up to their games.

    Egregious, lazy, old Floridians.

  5. TraderCaddy says:

    Actually, not many would miss either team if they moved. And they probably will if they don’t get their new ballparks.

  6. adam says:

    the fly’s bday?…fuck count me in (please)
    ++still long RJA from the contest

  7. T-Bone says:

    May I pay in egregiously overpriced barrels of earl? Perhaps you would accept gold or silver bullion, or chicken bullion?

    How about 4 oz’s of POT?

  8. OPM trader says:

    Bears, be prepared to die as oil retreats to the bargain price of $125.

  9. Aris says:

    since gapping is bringing the purple drank, i’ll bring the hennessy and some blunts.

  10. boca says:

    sooo true… I’ve never been to a Marlins game.

    I wonder if my pink TASR will get past the metal detector.

  11. Kiwin says:

    Will there be some fancy Hors d’Å“uvre or some type of substance to go with drinks? Oh, and I’ll be paying in wampum.

  12. anon says:

    No firearms? Lame.

    Samurai swords, throwing stars, and war scepters are still fair game, right?

  13. ZenProfit says:

    Can I hitch a ride with someone? I can’t afford to buy the gas and the ticket, I lost too much today.

  14. gappingandyapping says:

    Well fuck even with the sun not being up oil is hitting new records. Up to $135 now http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=anWMalKPA4CQ&refer=home

  15. Woodshedder says:

    Zen, the technicals have been screaming sell sell sell! Have faith in them, my friend!

  16. Happy B day Fly says:

    [LEH] Today 09:48pm
    Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc Cut to Sell from Neutral at Ladenburg Thalmann; Price target cut to $35 from $38

  17. Scum Bucket says:

    I will pay with the grease from my ass crack ho.

  18. Buckeye Bob says:

    Sorry I haven’t posted too much lately, I busy hand digging an oil well in my bac.k yard …. ck this headline out from the WSJ.com

    IEA to Slash Oil-Supply Estimate
    Energy watchdog IEA is preparing a sharp downward revision of its global oil-supply forecast, a development that could further rattle the oil market.

    As if the oil mkts need more encouragement

  19. Irrational Exhuberance says:

    I’m back and Black… get your oil boys!
    Watch me launch to $200/barrel by Monday

  20. alphadawgg says:

    Fly,
    Sorry, but I won’t be able to attend. See, the 23rd is my anniversary. So, I plan on being “occupied” with other things that evening.

    However, Happy Birthday in advance!

  21. lol says:

    Does oil up ridiculous amounts and energy and oih down heavy today mean that at these prices, the people drilling the oil, won’t be able to sell enough of it to maintain their level of growth, or is it just institutions needing to raise money or something weird?

  22. Kiwin says:

    I passed out this flyer to a retirement community, they were thrilled, to say the least, and will be arriving by the bus load with their $400 (in old $100 bills nonetheless).

  23. mrkcbill says:

    Happy Birthday Flyski…
    Don’t forget to get your haircut.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

  24. Paradigm Shift says:

    Larry King is missing about 80 IQ points…

    Poop Freeze is the dumbest shit I have ever heard of.

    Oh…and happy birthday Fly

  25. Dick Bove says:

    I would love to attend your epic birthday bash, but I will be busy fucking banks, fucking them left and right, like some kind of robotic bank-fucking machine.

    Also since I’m 172 years old this July, I will probably be rejected at the door.

  26. JakeGint says:

    Since May 25th is “the Jake’s” b-day, I will be there with my feathered pimp hat and surzizzle drank to celebrate early.

  27. jack says:

    You must be kiddin, I mean…well I’ll have to bring my buddy from FED.

  28. #8 says:

    I’ve rented the Duckboats to celebrate with a parade. Both the Red Sox and Patriots have agreed to make an appearance yet the Celtics have graciously declined the invitation for fear of jinxing their return to the NBA Finals … they did however offer to send their mascot Lucky and The Dropkick Murphys will serenade Fly while Jonathon Papelbaum entertains with a jig …. Oh, and Bill Billichick will tape the entire event personally for The Fly!

  29. Scum Bucket says:

    The market will homo hammer Fly into splat today fo shizzle.

  30. Dicks Bove says:

    Oh, I thought your b-day was yesterday, hence my homo-hammering downgrades of banks you’re short.

    My problem has always been getting too far ahead of the curve.

    Better early than on time, Papa Bove always said.

  31. Client #9 says:

    I’ll bring Kristen and some of her friends. They will be prepaid for 4 hours.

  32. Gunners says:

    little downgrade action for LEH and MER. SELL

  33. sniper6 says:

    I refuse to attend any party that would have me as a guest. Enjoy the Koolaid and petit fours.

  34. gappingandyapping says:

    Looks like the sun came up today, you know what that means? LEH hitting new lows and oil hitting new R E C O R D S ! The race to 200 is in full effect!

  35. larry says:

    Alias: BPOE

    Is it true the limo’s will be pulled by mules to the party?

  36. sniper6 says:

    Ballmer will be there. He’s bringing eggs.

  37. JakeGint says:

    KC Bill–

    Forget “Jaeger-bombs” — you need to check out some bouuurbon! And this edition of “my new haircut.”

    _

  38. BOOMER says:

    Tell that Goomba webmaster guy that I can’t post pics in the peanut gallery.

  39. Looks like I have a scheduling conflict…

    The third-tier stock blogging association (TTSBA) is having its annual bake sale and I told them I’d bring some brownies.

    I have to stay true.

    -DT

  40. mrkcbill says:

    Jake,

    I’m laughing my ass off…..my buddy sent me the original yesterday….. It gets funnier the more you watch.

    “NOT NOW CHIEF I’M IN THE ZONE”

  41. JakeGint says:

    KC —

    I gotta think the original guy got the whole idea from the “Hot Chix w. Douchebags” website. I know I’ve seen that inset picture before…

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