Even as I’m am busy getting my “ass kicked by the market”, I felt the need to take some time to step aside and bang out this post.

Oh, wait…what is that you say?  Ah yes, it looks as if all of my June seasonality positions have been sold with at least a 3% gain.  $CVD was closed just at few moments ago at 47.76 (+3.01%).  $ETP was cast aside earlier in the session at 44.77 (+3.04%).

The percentage gain on my June trades came out to +3.28%.

I guess my ass kicking will have to wait for a different month.  For now, you can scurry back to your bearshitter honeyhole while I bask in (mild) winship, courtesy of The PPT and the Stock Market Gods.

-EM