Fly Sell: BBY

I sold 2,500 BBY @ $51.37.

I sold 4,000 JCG @ $46.50.

I just got back from my local Mobil gas station. Upon entering the shitbag store on its premises, called “On the Run,” I spotted a sale.

Apparently, GMCR is supplying Mobil stations with some “good fucking bean,” much to the chagrin of SBUX.

They even have little caffeine shots, called “stok’d” or something, that has me wanting to break a chair over my trader/servants head.

In short, today is the last day to get a giant cup of coffee, for 99 cents. Moreover, the quality of the bean is as good, maybe better, as the homos who sell Dunkin’ coffee.

Developing…

Thanks to a cautious Piper Jaffrey note:

Research In Motion: Nov channel checks indicated mixed demand – Piper Jaffray (120.55 -1.53) -Update : Before the open Piper Jaffray said Nov channel checks indicated mixed demand for smartphones and data-oriented devices across all four major U.S. carriers, as they noted an increasing mix of mid-tier phones for the Holiday Season. Given the potential for RIMM not launching any new key products for leading carriers during the Feb qtr and the overall normal seasonal decline in the N.America market following the Holiday Season, the firm is slightly lowering their Feb ests and maintained their Neutral, firm cuts their FY08 estimates to $2.13 from from $2.21 (consensus is $2.18). The firm says however they believe RIMM continues to enjoy a strong replacement cycle and continued strong new subscriber growth.

My sense, Piper may be right on this call. I would not venture out, buying this dip in RIMM, yet. Last week, I was lucky enough to buy RIMM, under $105.

Hopefully, I will get another chance to buy some under $105 again.

I bought 2,000 ACF @ $11.74.

UPDATE: I bought 8,000 shares @ $11.76

Disclaimer: If you buy ACF because of this post, by accident, your car will be repossessed. And, you may lose money.

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“I like that ring too.”

I bought 1,000 VMI @ $79.74.

Disclaimer: If you buy VMI because of this post, you may never win Chinese lotto. And, you may lose money.

I sold 1,000 VMW @ $93.27 and 1,000 FTK @ $37.68.

My stocks are on fucking fire, again.

Thanks to “The Fly’s” refurbished time machine, he went long CFC and SPF, two days ago. As you know, both stocks are “deballing” the shorts today.

Additionally, my positions in VMW, AAPL, RIMM, FTK, GRMN are all making their way significantly higher.

While it’s true, “The Fly” is known for being a “dick” or an “arrogant prick” when his stocks go up, his IQ (155) is still higher than yours.

Oh, by the way, VMI will print $100, once sanity sets in. The stocks is cheap as balls and should be bought, in size, regardless of how poor you may be.

Finally, my JCG position just conducted an “unsolicited sex change” on those who short it.

As always, developing…

TIF up in pre-market, on good earnings. “The Fly” will be covering his ridiculous short.

For those of you who said “hey asshole, never bet against the rich man,” bravo and fuck you.

In other news, the bears will be decapitated today.

Much more on this later.

UPDATE: Tanner men than you (CFC) have up stocks this a.m.

UPDATE II: TIF reversed. Tips are for brokers too.