Fly Buy: $MU, $USG

I started a gigantic new position in MU and added to USG.

The jobs numbers exceeded expectations. Gravity has been nullified. There is nothing to stop us now.

This post is going to serve a dual purpose.

1. To remind myself of my best ideas.

2. To remind you of my best ideas.

We’re gonna do this by listing 3 stocks per sector, so here goes.

Financials

BX: The largest owner of residential homes in America, boss of all bosses in private equity space. They are to finance today what Goldman was to finance 10 years ago.

WETF: They are the best closed end fund operator in the country, manager of the Wisdom Tree funds, innovative and savvy. Their Japanese ETF, DXJ, has attracted billions in new money–making WETF a prime takeover target for other ETF players, BLK and IVZ.

APO: Here is another extremely savvy LBO shop, second fiddle to BX–but smartly run by industry legends.

Basic Materials

PBR: I like this name short. It is run by clowns who know as much about oil as virgins know about fornicating.

WNR: I’m not a big fan of the materials at all here. However, the refiners should weather the storm and continue to thrive due to lack of pipeline infrastructure.

KWK: This is a high leverage play on the resurgence of natural gas and their ability to divest from some very valuable properties at premium prices.

Consumer Goods

KORS: In my opinion, they are the best retailer in fashion right now, punching the bozos from COH in their flaring nostrils every single day of the week. Ultimately, the stock will trade over $100.

GNRC: I am a big fan of their products and know that many will be buying their generators, for years to come, as hurricanes ravage America’s aging electrical grid.

TM: I should’ve bought this stock at $90 when I published my Japanese thesis trade idea. Even though it’s up, the stock is in the sweet spot of a 2nd half automobile boom, coupled with insane Abenomics.

Healthcare

PCYC: Crazy people for the win, on the dip!

ATHN: I like this stock as a short. Their CEO is a loose cannon, someone I could see featured on American Greed one day.

LLY: The stock is barely up 10% this year, while all of their nerdier peers are up 20%. That’s a stupid reason to own a stock. Then again, some people buy stocks simply because they’re down. LLY is a quality company that will not castrate me me if they post an earnings shortfall.

Industrial Goods

BZH: This is the riskiest play in residential construction. Although they’re currently focusing on firming up the balance sheet instead of growth, I believe they will turn up the volume, going into 2014, making BZH a must own stock into a housing boom.

USG: People have this stock all wrong, punishing the shares to a 8 percent deficit for the year. Shame on the sellers. This is your #1 wallboard play heading into a hurricane season/housing boom. When earnings power comes back, this will double.

LNN: I’ve been trading this stock, in an out, since the $20’s. Like a moron, I always end up selling it. This is a long term play on water irrigation. This and VMI are going significantly higher over the long term. Now if I can just remind myself that the next time I buy it.

Services

OSTK: I’ve been talking to myself and to people inside of The PPT about this company since $5, yet have not purchased a single share. I find the website to be much better than AMZN for a variety of items. The next time it pulls back, I am getting in. I actually chose this stock over WFM, my #4 stock in the services sector.

FBHS: One of the best ways to play the housing boom in a number of ways. It is the one stop shop for home remodeling/renovation.

ULTA: My wife is always in this stupid store. There is no way this stock doesn’t trade way up, over the next few years.

Technology

YELP: Words cannot express the emotions I felt when I saw this stock gap up today. It’s everything I knew would happen, once the company found its legs and ran. Well, they are running and someone is going to want to buy them out.

ANGI: I am hearing too many positive anecdotal reviews from contractors to ignore it any longer. This is yet another name that I’ve talked about in great lengths, but failed to pull the trigger. I believe their model works and will only get better as the housing boom solidifies itself.

CREE: LED lighting is a juggernaut and CREE is the godfather of it. There are many ways to play it, from AIXG to VECO down to RBCN. However, CREE is the direct beneficiary of the move away from antiquated incandescent lighting. I swapped out all of my incandescent high hats, in exchange for LEDs. Eventually, people will catch on and CREE will become a beast.

Notable mentions:

TRIP, RBCN, FRO, SBH, WDAY, AAPL, FSLR, MU, WFR, EXP, KKR, HMC, AMKR, RAS, NMR, WFM, VMI, MIDD, Z, TRLA, BREW, HIG, AMBA, GTAT, PIR, NXPI, FCS and NSM.

I am my worst critic. Even though I am exclusively cautious for the month of May only, it’s very hard to sit out when all of the stocks on my “to buy list” trend higher. I mention these stocks in passing, inside The PPT, but do not act upon them. In the big scheme of things, it’s only a month, so what’s the big deal? But I’ve been programmed to treat each day as a massive money making opportunity, as I’ve been accustomed to making quarterly returns inside a singular day numerous times over the past 5 years.

That being said, I am not allocating money ahead of tomorrow’s jobs report. It’s a silly thing to be afraid of, frankly, since good news is good and bad news is better. But I am doing nothing, nonetheless.

Aside from doing nothing, I added to my AMBA position and am currently watching RBCN’s paint dry. All of a sudden, people are skittish on silicon on sapphire. Cowards.

My USG is doing “meh” and I did time the average down in AAPL with precision. But, I’ve been marking time,  watching the ferraris zoom past my impala.

I think I need to sniff some bathsalts or inject some red bull straight into my skull in order to shake the “nervous nellies.”

On that note: DEVELOPING…

I added to my AMBA position.

If you’re like me, burdened with lots of cash into a frantic rally, you are looking for stocks that haven’t moved yet.

To search, I am looking for names and sectors down more than 10% over the past month that are up 2%+ today.

116 stocks appeared on this screen.

Here are my favorites, based upon stocks with the largest short positions.

NOTHING.

After looking at the list, all I see are broken boat stocks, which I happen to own, and gold. Mixed in are some horrific earnings shortfalls and Chinese burrito stocks. The truth of the matter is, buying laggards is a sure fire way to underperform the markets. It’s better to buy what is in style, based on price and liquidity trends.

So what’s working, you ask?

Everything but boat and gold stocks.

Now you ask, what stocks might move to 52 weeks highs?

That’s a question I can answer.

Here is my short list.

CTRP

EXP

CREE

BWLD

TOL

MTH

BZH

FBHS

VAL

BX

There are others, naturally. I have a bias towards housing, so any homebuilder or material play is in my wheelhouse.

If you are too busy to figure out this puzzle, just buy AAPL, for it has bottomed and everyone loves it again.

The European Central Bank on Thursday cut its main refinancing rate by 25 basis points to 0.5 percent, the first rate cut since July 2012.

“Our monetary policy stance will remain accommodative for as long as is needed,” Mario Draghi, the President of the European Central Bank said at a press conference after the decision.

Most economists had expected a rate cut of 25 basis points. Record high unemployment figures for the euro zone released earlier this week and a fall in inflation strengthened the case for a rate cut.

The market was so worried about the fate of stocks, following yesterday’s crash. Due to the severity of the market plunge, Benjamin Bernanke’s best friend, “Money Mario” Draghi, slashed interest rates by 25bps and said free money would be available forever.

As such, S&P futs are +6.

I have the sense of humor that keeps people on edge. No one really knows when I am joking or serious. The truth is, “The Fly” is in a constant state of comedic relief. The blog is great because it allows me to put the world inside of a fished tank–for my amusement. Sometimes I feed the tank garbage, just to see what happens. Other times I feed it the highest quality food money could buy, yet the fish don’t bite.

If you’re new to iBankCoin, welcome to my domain. Feel free to walk around the halls, but be mindful of others, especially the host. While walking around, do not be alarmed if the lights suddenly black out, or a pack of hungry wild pit bulls are let loose to roam.

Humor is everything. Without it, life is boring.

That being said, why is everyone so dramatic over the market decline? Do you really think I am waiting for a market crash?

PFFFFFFFFFFFF.

If your margin call came tomorrow, via magnanimous market decline, sure I’d buy it; but I’m not planning for it. I’ve been trading stocks since the early 90’s. The majority of you plebs were falling out of trees when I was planning my empire. Relax, especially when I call for market drops.

The market isn’t ever going down, at least in my lifetime. There will be brief periods of pause. But, ultimately, it’s a zero ledge world– meaning: we can’t drop.

Free money forever. The Federal Reserve shotgun will put grape into the faces of all who get in their way.

That being said, we’re still going down in May.

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Poof! Your never-ending bull market is officially over.

-Merlin

Apologies may be left in the comments section of this post.

TLT has just marched from $114 to $124, without fanfare or untoward publicity. The Yen has rebounded and is starting to gain some upward momentum. At the same time, the SPY continues to hit new highs, all the while the jobs market and earnings come in less than stellar.

I’ve always been a huge advocate, almost to the point of worship, of the Federal Reserve–Benjamin “Blunt Smokin'” Bernanke and his miraculous beard. I was always at the forefront, reminding people what POMO meant for stocks and how a little cocaine never killed anyone, when applied to the markets of course. But even legends such as Ben need a day off, in this case a single month.

Yes, everyone thinks the market will trade down in May; therefore, as all laws of contrarian opinion go, the markets shall rise again. But what about the 6 month winning streak for the SPY? Surely, if the market is up for 6 straight months, there must be some “excess speculative fervor”, no?

According to the laws (don’t shoot the messenger) of seasonality, it doesn’t matter what you think or say. The month of May is siesta time for policy makers. It’s the time of year everyone long stocks finds God, begging for his forgiveness, so that he may grant respite.

I, myself, am a victim today, long both AMBA and RBCN into the sharpest of teeth. My largest position is cash; but I haven’t a solitary hedge. Therefore, it goes without saying, I am losing my shirt today. But there’s a certain feeling of exhilaration in today’s rout, one that demotivates me from acting in favor of watching.

So I shall watch, as the rats scurry about–in search for more cheese. In the meantime, 80% of stocks are lower today. The tape is much worse than the indices suggest.