As you know, “The Fly” left that shitbox called Flyonwallstreet.blogspot.com, mainly for cosmetic reasons.
In the first place, it’s embarrassing for someone of my stature to bless the internets, via words of wisdom, on a blogspot address.
For example: Just last week, “The Fly” was out on a boys night out, drinking harsh scotch and eating big steaks, when one of my jerk off friends told everyone at the table about my blog, much to my chagrin.
Shortly thereafter, everyone started asking questions, like: “hey, where can I read that stuff?” or “are you make any money doing it?”
Then it dawned on me. Having the word “blogspot” attached to anything “Fly” is gay– and makes me look poor.
After all, you don’t see real people, with real money, blogging from a fucking blogspot address, do you (if so, please email me, so that I may show my hatfucking friends)?
Moreover, if “The Fly” is going to waste inordinate amounts of time, talking to assholes about the market, he might as well own the fucking real estate– and then sell it for a few million dollars down the road.
In short, “The Fly” is the best blogger on the internet– everyone knows it. Therefore, it makes sense to build iBankCoin.com from the ground up, vacuum all the web traffic from weak third tier bloggers, threaten the viability of inferior first tier blogs, like Realmoney.com, then sell the fucker for a warehouse full of euro’s, much to your chagrin.
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