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The Important Matter of iBankCoin.com

As you know, “The Fly” left that shitbox called Flyonwallstreet.blogspot.com, mainly for cosmetic reasons.

In the first place, it’s embarrassing for someone of my stature to bless the internets, via words of wisdom, on a blogspot address.

For example: Just last week, “The Fly” was out on a boys night out, drinking harsh scotch and eating big steaks, when one of my jerk off friends told everyone at the table about my blog, much to my chagrin.

Shortly thereafter, everyone started asking questions, like: “hey, where can I read that stuff?” or “are you make any money doing it?”

Then it dawned on me. Having the word “blogspot” attached to anything “Fly” is gay– and makes me look poor.

After all, you don’t see real people, with real money, blogging from a fucking blogspot address, do you (if so, please email me, so that I may show my hatfucking friends)?

Moreover, if “The Fly” is going to waste inordinate amounts of time, talking to assholes about the market, he might as well own the fucking real estate– and then sell it for a few million dollars down the road.

In short, “The Fly” is the best blogger on the internet– everyone knows it. Therefore, it makes sense to build iBankCoin.com from the ground up, vacuum all the web traffic from weak third tier bloggers, threaten the viability of inferior first tier blogs, like Realmoney.com, then sell the fucker for a warehouse full of euro’s, much to your chagrin.

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15 comments

  1. woodshedder

    Nice. You have friends?

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  2. The Fly

    Fuck you.

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  3. Woodshedder

    Boone, what does that have to do with having friends? One might consider there is a negative correlation between the two.

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  4. WallStreetHunter

    “woodshedder Says:
    Nice. You have friends?”

    ZING!

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  5. nncoco

    Good luck with the new website.

    I will miss the easy to navagate format of blogger because I read your blog form my iPhone most of the time when I am out and about.

    People must look at me strange when I burst out laughing in line at the market and in coffee shops.

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  6. Jake Gint

    This will take a bit “getting used to” but I think over all, it’s an improvement.

    I like the quick read charts, for example.

    My main problem will be allocating the time to do some serious diligence on the thing.

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  7. Jake Gint

    Probably a stupid question, but are there more than one writer’s threads we are supposed to be following here?

    Who’s the Illuminati guy, for example?

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  8. The Fly

    There is Danny, Woodshedder and Mr. Bilderberg, who is not to be fucked with.

    Check the tabs on the top for easy navigation.

    Also, you can draw a feed from my blog page nncoco.

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  9. Jake Gint

    Michele Malkin!

    Hotness, with a bit of conservative flavah!

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  10. TraderCaddy

    Mr. Bilderberg is either Henry Kissinger or Jay Rockefeller. Either way, since he is a member of the PPT perhaps he can let us know ahead of time when he starts to buy the S&P futures during a market plunge.

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  11. gappingandyapping

    Personally I had another domain that I was betting you were moving to but I guess it didn’t make it. mvisjeffsuckscock.com

    But anyway I like the new place but it kind of a fucking mess to figure out where the daily banter is located. I am excited though.

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  12. Recusancy

    If this is a cosmetic upgrade then you just went to the makeup kiosk at walmart. You need to get some plastic surgeons (but stay of away from Kanye’s rolodex) to do a once over. With all that coin your banking maybe you should throw a little in the pocket of graphic designer.

    Otherwise keep blessing the internets!

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  13. The Fly

    Fuck you. I like how the site looks.

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  14. Garyjoe

    Looks good, Fly has made me a bunch of coin to bank with that XFML chinese tip. I believe it to be severely short infected, and could be slung shot to $16. -Garyjoe

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