I bought 5,000 SIFY @ $2.02, 5,000 OVTI @ $10.29, 10,000 RFMD @ $2.46, 10,000 GLW @ $14.72.
Disclaimer: If you buy the above stocks because of this post, the next time you go for a walk, the Italian mafia will kidnap you. And, you may lose money.
Comments »Despite rumors of the world ending, investors are cocking up to the table, buying large quantities of small cap dicerolls. To scoff at small cap speculation is equal to beating children because they do not have receding hairlines.
I’ve said it once and I will say it again: most of you are not qualified to invest money for yourselves or for the benefit of others. I’ve been spinning the wheel of fortune for awhile now and I will tell you, emphatically, there is nothing like nailing a melt up in the baby caps.
Just today, I initiated a position in ATML and added to SIFY. In addition to that, I am long FTK, RFMD, TWi, CUZ, SFE, OVTI, ATHR, GLW, iR, ENTR, FSYS, ERX and CROX.
Today’s biggest winners can be found at the roulette table. Names like TWB, MAPP, VRS, RVi, SMi, MNi, ZQK, APPA, JADE, CYTK, PWER, ZIXI and THLD, just to name a few.
In short, you don’t have to like the company or its fundamentals, in order to make a quick 100k in a trade.
Now get off of my blog; you make me sick.
Comments »I bought 15,000 [[SIFY]] @ $2.04ish.
Disclaimer: If you buy SIFY because of this post, you will become afflicted with the same mental illness as Jeff Macke. And, you may lose money.
NOTE: RIP Fast Money. Without Ratigan and Macke, all that’s left is talking pony tails and hideously ugly side show acts, with a little TERRANOVA every so often. God willing, you are not into that sort of thing. In addition, I find it rather ironic that I am posting about Jeff Macke’s departure, while simultaneously announcing the purchase of a ridiculous stock.
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Comments »Pardon my tardiness, I’ve been busy throwing civil war era cannon balls at my enemies. You may think the market is up due to some event or important press clipping, but you’re wrong. Just turn the noise down a decibel and listen very quietly: YOU’RE AN IDIOT.
That’s all, nothing else to talk about or explain. Some people are meant for greatness (example: “The Fly”) while others were predesigned to work in sweat shops or wash dishes at 5 star restaurants. See pal, you’re washing my dishes, because you failed to heed my warnings. Don’t you see the poetry in that, you fucking vagrant?
Boy am I good.
As indicated in iBankCoin Wealth Strategies Report, Volume #1, I bought a little ATML; but shall wait for a pullback, prior to buying anymore chips. For all intents and purposes, I am fully invested, with a cash position of around 15%.
In addition, I added to my CUZ position, in anticipation of an egregious squeeze in the REITS.
Finally, CA hit another homerun in The PPT today. The kid is fucking amazing. Don’t get in front of this market, for it will leave tire tracks on the back of your “FAZTARD” baseball jerseys.
Comments »Reports of a successful nuclear detonation inside N. Korea aka the “FAZ of nations.” Now we can all shit our pants and teach our kids to protect themselves from random “atom bomb” attacks, by way of hiding under their school desks.
Developing…
Comments »Classic iBC vids for your lazy ass amusement.
Danny starring in “Search for Java”
The Band Plays on (Remix), starring Fake Fly
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElFHR4qbaa0&feature=channel_page 550 400]Asshat of the Month Award, January 2009
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDzvduOheTs&feature=channel_page 550 400]Shameless PPT plug
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnquDkDcmKo&feature=channel_page 550 400]Original PPT commercial
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zBggu174SA&feature=channel_page 550 400]The Final Woodshedder Top, starring Woodshedder and BEAS
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2xQaiaKKiY&feature=channel_page 550 400]The locals, created by Danny
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUy6DhNlW6E&feature=channel_page 550 400]CDO’s Anybody, created by Danny
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVTNB-pxIOg&feature=channel_page 550 400]Don’t Be An Asshat
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSzFIGZLNuo&feature=channel_page 550 400]Vote for a Pro
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEWnthbLmBY&feature=channel_page 550 400]Double Platinum Party
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v60RopwK3c&feature=channel_page 550 400]Finally, Vote for BEAS
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Comments »Fuck the market. It’s time to unwind and welcome the summer weather this weekend, by way of big cookout and large supplies of beer. Live like a hedonist, especially because the apocalypse is coming.
It was a rather textbook late day sell off, ahead of the extended weekend. However, I am still surprised, nonetheless.
Going into the weekend, I am long a variety of names, which will be discussed in detail on The PPT by Sunday.
Enjoy the holiday and don’t forget to kick a few old men into rocky, deep ravines, when given the chance.
I’m out.
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